Mostly-autobiographical stories from my childhood and youth, Righteous Gemstones fan fiction and memes, some art and music, and travel (mostly cute guys in the countries I've visited). All models in nude photos are over 18.
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Alan's Arrest: the vice cop, the gay basher, or the high school boy? The Pentecostal porn star tells us three stories of his past hookups. We have to guess which incident led to his arrest.
Alan's Gift from Beyond the Grave. The Pentecostal porn star left me something in his will. I have to go to Ocracoke Island to pick it up.
Amazonia: Indios with pecs, abs, bulges, and the highest penis strings in the tribe.
The Answer to the Naked Man's Question. A psychedelic Alice in Wonderland on tv on a golden afternoon in the fourth grade, and a naked man who asks a question that I still can't answer.
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Central Asia. Twelve Mongolian musclemen, Uzbek boyfriends, and Kyrgyz cocks. I've never been to Central Asia.
Comic Books and Cocks at the Furniture Store. Cousin Buster pranks me by claiming that you can get comic books at the furniture store -- and the delivery guys take off their shirts. And sometimes their pants.
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Dad Buys Me a Naked Man for Christmas. Not a real naked man, of course.
Dad Can't Know that I'm Gay Abraham Gemstone, Jesse's youngest son, comes out and starts dating Pontius' skating buddy Ash, but Dad can't know.
A Date with Kris leads to Christopher Atkins' Dick. I met a lot of celebrities in West Hollywood, but my favorite is Christopher Atkins. Nice guy. And I saw it.
Desperately seeking Kevin the Vampire. I want to look up my old boyfriend-sort-of. The problem: Kevin has magical powers. If he's not expecting you, he's invisible.
Double Vision. Gideon Gemstone hooks up with Keefe, to the music of "Double Vision" by Foreigner.
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England: Stranded on the Isle of Dogs. Seriously, who plans an international conference 20 miles from the tourist stuff, with no public transportation?
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The Face of Pure Evil. The Old Lady Schoolteachers' grandson, who may not have looked like this, rescues me from the Maniac who stalks the hallways of Denkmann Elementary School.
Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too. Keefe complains to the song from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.
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The Gay Painting in My Grandma's Room. Later it's moved to my parents' home gym, where Yuri recognizes it.
Germany. Divine Deutscher dudes with sizeable Schwanzen.
Germany: The Regensburg Singer. During my semester abroad in college. Why go down if you won't kiss?
Gideon Gemstone and the Return of Scotty Steele. On a date with Clay Chang, Gideon runs into his ex-boyfriend Scotty, who he thought was dead.
Gideon Memes. Impressing a cute guy, the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, and his first fully clothed scene in five years.
Gideon Moves out of the Friend Zone. After the Episode 3,4 breakup, Gideon gets the nerve to ask Keefe out. They have a hookup, but is that enough to move out of the friend zone?
Grandpa Prater's Banjo On the day after Christmas, Cousin Buster and I sneak into Grandpa Prater's room to borrow his banjo.
The Guy on the Prospect List. Nazarenes were expected to win souls in any way possible...
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The Halloween Homophobe. Who invites their homophobic friend to a gay party, in the days when everybody has to stay closeted?
How do I Know If I'm G...: 16-year old Gideon Gemstone invites Manny to his younger brother's sleepover...
How Matt began renting himself out. Matt moved directly from Harvard Yard to Fred's bed. When they broke up, he found himself with no marketable skills and a lovely tush.
Hung Harvey. I hooked up with several celebrities in West Hollywood, but my favorite is the boyfriend of Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
I Cheat on My Boyfriend with a Goblin. My first boyfriend Fred was cheating with him first. Every friggin' day.
I Fall Asleep in a Sailor's Arms. On the train on the way back from visiting South Carolina when I was about ten. He warns me about making friends with "sissies."
I Learn about Gay Sex in the Church Parking Lot . Except I get the term BJ wrong.
Iceland: A hookup with a Norse god. During spring break. Actually, my friend had the hookup.
Ireland. Nine Kilkenny cocks and Dublin dicks.
Is there Sex After Death? Scotty dies in Gemstones Episode 1.8, but Grandma Aimee-Leigh guides him through all the moments of Gideon's life, so he can forgive him for all the moments lost to pettiness and fear.
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Jimmy Olsen's Secret Life, Part 1. Jimmy visits the Lake House to do a human-interest piece on the Gemstones for The Daily Planet.
Jimmy Olsen's Secret Life, Part 2. Jimmy's superpower: Everyone who sees him falls in love with him. Except Gideon Gemstone.
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The Kiss Heard 'Round the World. The day of the Gemstones Episode 3.8 Kelvin/Keefe kiss, seen through the eyes of Amber, Gideon, Eli, Judy, Keefe, and Jesse.
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Montgomery Boys Manscaping: "If you've got a dick, we're on it." This got me banned from Tumblr: they thought it was a real ad.
My date with Michael J. Fox. Three weeks after I arrive in the Gay World, I'm having lunch with the star of Family Ties and Back to the Future.
My Date with Two Brothers and their Dad. During my year in...ugh...Texas. One was straight, the other was into tricking, and Dad was asleep in the next room.
My First Visit to an Adult Bookstore. 40,000 students, all straight (as far as I know). A library with millions of books, two on "homosexuality." No gay student clubs, no gay bars. But there was an adult bookstore.
My Job as an Athletic Trainer. In high school.
My Three Gay Sons and...ugh...Vance Simkins. Jesse knew that his son Pontius was gay, but he thought that,Gideon and Abraham were straight. Until Queer Youth Night...
My Wild Night: Pancakes, Massage, and a Wiener. I broke like six of my parents' rules that night, and was grounded for two weeks. But at least I got to feel a...
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On My Knees in a Cute Guy's Bedroom. When we went on vacation, we had to go to a local church, where they mistook us for sinners and tried inept soul-winning lines.
P-Q
A Perfect Southern Gentleman, Part 1. Cousin Karl has just come out, and wants a boyfriend, so Kelvin and Keefe ask their friend Percy to help them find a suitable candidate.
A Perfect Southern Gentleman, Part 2. Cousin Karl has been dating Percy for three weeks, and is ready for "bedroom things."
A Perfect Southern Gentleman, Part 3. Percy wonders if he and Karl should move in together.
Pontius Gemstone and the Boy Named Stacy. I was upset over the Stacy's murder in Gemstones Episode 4.8, so I wrote a story where he survives and starts dating Pontius.
Pontius Gemstone, the Boy Named Stacy, and the Erotic Alphabet. The guys go through the erotic alphabet, and Pontius finally uses the L-word.
Portugal. Braga bulges, Porto penises, dancers, a gay couple, and a duke.
The Preacher Pops a Boner. Prospective students to our Bible College are invited to a weeked of campus tours, classroom visits, nature hikes -- and the sights in the dormitory lounge.
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Scotland. Staunch Scotsmen with right proper stauners under their sporrans.
Sharing a Bed with Mary's Brother. My friend Mary invites me to her horrible house in the suburbs for spring break during my junior year at Augustana.
Sharing My Celebrity Boyfriend, the Director, and the Cute Young Thing. The darn celebrity is still closeted, so I can't give his name, but it's not hard to figure out.
South Carolina penises and packages
Switzerland: Showering with Portuguese guys. At a Nazarene youth conference
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Trying to Find a Quet Night in Gay Heaven. Living in Gay Heaven is exhausting. One Friday night, I just wanted to stay home and watch tv.
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They're combing Wyoming: Eight guys flexing in Idaho, hiking in Wyoming, and hooking up after the opera
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