Gideon Gemstone Memes: impressing a cute boy, a hung Keefe, and Skyler's first clothed scene in five years

This is a series of memes -- jokes -- featuring Gideon of The Righteous Gemstones, and friends.  Most don't require you to have any background knowledge of the show.

1. Some friends

2. We've all been there

Teenage Gideon at the sleepover: "This is fascinating.  Reminiscent of the early Faulkner, with the homoerotic subtexts that one often finds in Southern Gothic fiction."

The cute boy he's trying to impress: Dude, that's a blank scrapbook.

3. Perform with your shirt off.  No one will notice.

Gideon: I'm sorry, I'm not up to performing in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.  Tell my understudy that he'll have to do it.

Keefe: This is NOT a coat of many colors.  Three, tops. Call Gideon again.

4. Room for one more.

When Gideon invited his buds to the sleepover, he didn't mention that they would be sharing one single bed. Not that they minded.

5. Upset that he wasn't invited to the sleepover.

More Gideon after the break

6. Skyler's first fully-clothed scene in three years

Director: Ok, for this next scene, you'll need to wear a shirt.

Skyler: But I never wear shirts.  I don't even own one. How will I show off my abs?

Director: Go over to wardrobe and find something.

Skyler: What color?  What style?  I'm lost here.

Director: It doesn't matter, as long as your body is covered.

Skyler: Gotcha.  Be right back.

7.  Scotty could have been more clear

Scotty: I'm-a shove my wiener down your throat!

Gideon, three hours later:  Wait -- he meant his cock!  Darn, why did I say no?

8. Gideon is already an expert in French and Greek

Eli: You want to learn to do what I do?

Gideon: I think so.

Eli: Great!  First you'll need a B.A. in religion, then three years of seminary.

Gideon: Seven years?  But....

Eli: I have a D.Min.  That takes another three years.

Gideon: Ten years?  But....

Eli: We can start you on Greek right now.  You can wait 'til seminary to learn Hebrew.  For the D.Min., you'll need French or German, too.

Gideon: I didn't mean preaching.  I want to learn to break thumbs.

9. Get your story straight

Keefe: Yesterday was an epic hang with Gideon Gemstone.  We started with a hike, then hit the sauna, and ended with dinner at the Smokehouse.

Gideon: You left out what we did before the sauna.  At the club, remember?

Keefe: I was summarizing.

Gideon: And the Smokehouse wasn't the end of the date.  We went back to my place and...

Keefe: It was a hang.

Gideon: I think you mean "hung."

10. He means hung

See also: Gemstones Season 1 Memes: Kelvin bottoms, Gideon falls in love, and Keefe checks for semen loads

Gideon moves out of the friend zone: A Gideon/Keefe romance

Double Vision: Based on the Foreigner song, with nude pics of Gideon and Keefe