Jason Marsden: Second hottest of the Short Guy Brigade, Steve Smith, Max Goof, and Robin. With Marsden dicks
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Rob Gronkowski: Football legend eats pancakes, fellates a beer can, shows us his hands, dick, and butt
This guy is named The Gronk. I have no idea what, if anything, he's famous for, but he's apparently gay....and breath-taking.
Perfect face. Perfect physique.
Time for some research:
He's a football player named Rob Gronkowski.
6'6", 265-pounds, hands 10 inches
You got anything else that's 10 inches, buddy?
A tight end: he blocks the running back and protects the quarterback durng passes.
And fields a lot of jokes about his butt.
His stats, in case you're interested:
9 seasons with the New England Patriots (2010-2018)
2 seasons with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2020-21)
4-time Superbowl champ
4-time First Team All-Pro Selection
On the NFL 100th Anniversary All Time Team, along with some football players that I've heard of: O. J. Simpson, Johnny Unitas, Jim Brown, Dick Butkus (but I always thought he was a joke).
Here Gronk trains with the exceptionally ab-worthy fitness Youtuber Jesse James West.
But Gronk an actor, too, with 23 credits listed on the IMDB, including episodes of Family Guy, Entourage, Deported, How I Met Your Father, Animal Control, and The Electric State, usually playing himself.
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Chad Mountain: Matthew McConaughey's longtime associate, with "Tropic Thunder," "The Righteous Gemstones," pecs, and cocks
In his autobiography, Green Light, Matthew McConaughey tells us that he's "tired of being talked about like that guy with a naked torso." So here's his naked torso.
He thanks Chad Mountain "for listening." A review refers to Chad Mountain as his "longtime associate," which sounds suspiciously like "longtime companion."
So who is this Chad Mountain? He grew up in Washington DC, and is first listed on the IMDB as "Marijuana Jesus" in the Gregg Araki movie Smiley Face (2007). He has 15 acting credits, including The Righteous Gemstones, four producing, and one writing: the comedy short Coming Out. A gay guy comes out to his friends, who are delighted and try to pimp him out with extravagant gay stuff: "flamboyance, impatience, a need for impeccable service, brutal honesty about other people's weight," and so on.
Chad and Matt probably became friends when they appeared together in Tropic Thunder (2008). They have also worked together in Surfer, Dude (2008), Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009), comedy shorts, and a sitcom pilot
Chad's instagram page is full of hints that he is gay. A fan responded to the top photo by asking for stories of "your ball hitting the water."
Left: Chad says "two living legends. I'm talking about the men, not my pecs, although those healthy B-cups are getting more notoriety every day." Is it a gay innuendo to refer to your pecs as if they are women's breasts?
Here Chad visits Matt on his 50th birthday in 2019: fans asked where his hand is and why he cropped the photo "just above the bongos."
I doubt that they are really doing sexy stuff-- Matt is married, after all.
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Alexander Polinsky: Adam on "Charles in Charge" grows up, models props, goes Furthur. With Andrew Keegan, Julian Sands, and some d*cks
There were boys around, too, but Jonathan Ward and Michael Pearlman from the 1984-85 version can't be found. That leaves Alexander Polinsky, who appeared as Adam Powell in 104 episodes in the second version (1986-90).
The show was focused on Charles, his buddy Buddy (Willie Aames), and the two teenage girls, so Adam didn't get a lot of centrics: he is harassed by a bully, gets a crush on a girl, takes a babysitting job. I recall one episode where Adam has to explain that he doesn't like playing football. He starts off with a list of the sports he does like, lest Charles get the idea that he is a sissy/ gay.
Left: Alex with fellow 1990s teen stars Stephen Dorff and Brian Austin Green
After Charles, the 14-year old had guest spots on Billy (about a Scottish comedian), The New Lassie (about a dog), and Joe's Life (about a stay-at home Dad), and starred in Pumpkin II: Blood Wings (1994): teenagers accidentally unleash an ancient demon, who kills them all except the Final Girl.
In Perfect Fit (2000), Dick (Alex) "turns to murder" to satisfy his girlfriend, a blue jean fetishist.
Former Colt model and soap stud Nick Benedict appears as Thomas, one of the jeans donors.
Since the 2000s, Alex has been involved mostly in his prop modeling and voiceover animation:
Control Freak in Teen Titans
Garrett in Alpha Teens on Machines
Chameleon Boy in Legion of Superheroes.
Jimmy Olsen in Batman: The Brave and the Bold
Unicorns 1 and 2 in Breadwinners
Several characters in Monster High: the Series
He returned to live action for the the anthology movie Locker 13 (2014). In Segment 3, Alex plays a mental patient considers jumping off a building, until the fast-talking Jason Marsden tells him about a Suicide Club, where members bet on when and how people will off themselves.
Ricky Schroder appeared in another segment as a down-and-out boxer who finds sinister gloves that let him win every match -- for a price.
Alex has one writing/producer credit: Going Furthur (2016), 1966-67, Ken Kesey and his Merry Pranksters took a psychedelic bus called Furthur up and down the West Coast, offering Acid Tests to introduce the youth counterculture to LSD.
Roger Ebert.com tells us: "Rarely do I find a movie that is so appalling if not outright insulting to all of humanity (and particularly, in this case, womankind) that it gives me a stomach ache, but Locker 13 really put me off my Cobb Salad."
Still, Alex highlights his segment in his acting demo reel.
Alex has one writing/producer credit: Going Furthur (2016), 1966-67, Ken Kesey and his Merry Pranksters took a psychedelic bus called Furthur up and down the West Coast, offering Acid Tests to introduce the youth counterculture to LSD.
50 years later, Ken's son Zane and new Merry Pranksters repeat the trip (without the LSD), visiting "music festivals, community events, tribal festivals, and national landmarks."
This one sounds interesting.
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