While researching that other Brandon Johnson, I came across Ricardo Gómez kissing a guy. Plus he had a lot of nude photos online. So I went through his work on the IMDB to find something available in the U.S., with gay content, and not awful.
His first work available in the U.S. is the tv series Unauthorized Living, Spanish Vivir sin permiso, 2018. A drug lord with a respectable businessman facade is diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, and has to decide which of his kids will take over the business before everything goes dark. Nope.
Bringing Him Back, Spanish Mia & Moi, 2021. The IMDB synopsis says that the siblings Moi and Mia move to the countryside after their mother dies, but the TLA synopsis says that Moi brings his boyfriend home to meet his sister. Looks like somebody wanted the movie closeted.
But "a deeply affecting film about love, loss, and human connection"? Nope. I don't care if we do see sister's boyfriend Joe Manjon's man-jon.
And his man-rear. And Ricardo's bulge.
More the Merrier, Spanish Donde caben dos, 2021: "A diverse group of people share a night of sexual self-discovery." A comedy con final feliz -- a happy ending.
The trailer shows a lot of people being shocked by two girls kissing and an old guy in his underwear. Also a man licks a shoe, a man puts his hand on his buddy's chest but is rebuffed, a guy puts his dong through a glory-hole but doesn't get any action, and there's a jockstrap band.
More Ricardo after the break
In the only gay male relationship in the movie, Ricardo kisses Alvero Cervantes, who has a nude frontal scene in another movie. Not here.
Maybe.
Wait -- no frontal nudity. Never mind.
The House among the Cactuses, 2022: A mysterious stranger disrupts the lives of a cactus-growing family consisting of a husband, a wife, and five daughters. Is this a lengthy "farmer's daughter" joke?
No: according to the trailer, the girls are all young. The mysterious stranger hits on the wife. Nope.
Romancero, 2023: A girl-vampire saves a boy , Jordán (Sasha Cocola), from his abusive father by killing him. They then have to run from an angry mob, including disgruntled cops Guillermo Toledo and Ricardo, who don't have a buddy-bond: they hate each other. Plus they're both aggressively heterosexual -- we see Ricardo's butt as he sexes a lady -- and they both die.
What about the kids? I think Sasha Cocola is gay because he models mesh Goth shirts, but his character is heterosexual. He dies, and the girl revives him so they can pursue their preteen romance forever.
Nope. Sometimes it takes more than beefcake and boyfriends.
See also: Searching for Brandon Johnston
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