RG Beefcake and Boyfriends
Men's bodies, gay romance, and queer codes in movies and tv, especially "The Righteous Gemstones"
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Accident Man, Hitman's Holiday
: Hitman rides off into the sunset with a boy, not a girl!
Almost Love:
Almost good gay comedy about rich people's hookup problems, plus Scott Evans nude.
American Gigolo,
1980 and 2022: Frontal nudity and homophobia, or underwear shots and gay erasure?
The American Society of Magical Negroes
: gay free romance starring gay actors
Asteroid City
: Bleak play within a play within a play, with one teensy gay kiss and Matt Dillon's dick
The Binge
: Skyler Gisondo's chest, two queer codes, some random naked guys, and a lot of queerbaiting
The Cat and the Moon
: Skyler Gisondo has a gay-subtext romance on the mean streets of New York
Christmas on the Square
: Disaster starring Dolly Parton, Christine Baranski, Treat Williams, and Josh Serrano, with some naked guys to make up for having to read about it.
Cruising:
Homophobic classic about sin, degradation, and dicks in a doomed gay world.
D-F
Dashing in December
: Campy Christmas romcom with gay guys and a ranch that needs saving. Plus Neil Patrick Harris's butt.
The Dirt:
Motley Crue biopic with Tony Cavalero as Ozzy Osbourne
Down Low
: Netflix bait-and-switch movie that turns a hookup into something dark
The Eyes of Tammy Faye:
A gay positive light in the homophobic 1980s.
The Feast of the Seven Fishes:
Most of the Christmas tropes I hate, but I liked it anyway. With Skyler Gisondo
The Final Girls:
Psycho-slasher parody with two queer characters and Adam Devine's bulge.
F
ire Island:
Myles Clohessy takes off his clothes, erases LGBT people from a movie set in a gay resort
G-I
Game Over, Man
: Five minutes of Adam's divine dick. What's not to like?
Isn't it Romantic?:
Adam Devine and Liam Hemsworth as romcom hunks
J-L
Jexi:
Dull romcom enlivened by Adam Devine's comedic timing and penis
Join Kelvin's God Squad
: Homoerotic video starring Adam Devine, Tony Cavalero, and Brock O'Hurn
The Line of Beauty
: Thatcher-era gay guy settles in with a conservative MP, dates closeted guys with dicks
M-O
Matisyahu on Ice:
Tony and Matisyahu's Hanukkah Gift, with dicks. What's Hanukkah without dreidels and dicks?
Midsommar:
Murderous pagans, Christian dick, and three gay subtext couples
Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates:
Adam Devine and Zac Efron's beefcake and bulges, but where's the plot?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
: Danny McBride pushes heteronormativity onto his son, but his daughter is kinda queer.
Obliterated:
Do you want a review of "the worst movie of the year," or should I just skip to the dicks?
The Outlaws:
Adam Devine has a crush on Pierce Brosnan. Don't you?
P-R
The Package:
A movie about penises, with bonus penises, produced by Adam Devine What could go wrong?
The People We Hate at Weddings
: Two sisters and their mum find love, the gay guy doesn't, and there's just one penis
Pitch Perfect:
Nerd Ben Platt, hunk Skyler Astin, jerk Adam Devine, and some nude dudes
Players:
Romcom about a sports writer who ends up with who you expect, plus a bi guy
Please Don't Destroy. The Treasure of Foggy Mountain
: Enough queer codes and dick pics? With a random Adam Devine butt
Proper Gym Etiquette
: Robert Oberst punishes those jerks you see at the gym.
Reefer Madnes
s: Marijuana hysteria, demonic bulges, a dinner date with Satan, and Christian Campbell's cock
The Ritual
: Guys lost in a bleak, washed-out woods, with desperation hugs, human sacrifice, and dicks from another movie
S-U
Saltburn: Brideshead Revisited
for the post-gay generation, with kink and penises
The Seminarian:
Gay evangelical with an enormous penis looks for love, annoys his friends and the viewers
Spider-Man, the Dark Ag
e: Fan-based Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man doesn't get a girl
Splitting Adam
: Tony Cavalero helps Jace Norman win the Girl of His Dreams, with the stars all grown up
The Stalker:
J. Gaven Wilde in a town full of perv
s
Stonewall
: The riot that began the Gay Rights Movement, with nice cops, a white Saviour, and some dicks.
This F*king Town
: F*king gay-free Hollywood, with some celebs that I hooked up with...um, I mean met.
This is the End:
Celebrities left behind face demons, cannibals, and Danny McBride
Time Freak
: Skyler Gisondo and Asa Butterfield as boyfriends who get girlfriends
Top Gun: Maverick
: Is beefcake enough?
Tropic Thunder
: Danny McBride, a gay rapper, Jack Black's bulge, and a lot of wartime buddy-bonding
Underground Railroad
: A gay slave rides a real railroad through the surrealist South
V-Z
Vacation:
Skyler Gisondo as a victim in a cringy homophobic scene, with adult penises to make up for it.
When We First Met:
Adam Devine time-travels and bulges to win The Girl
Why Him?:
Adam Devine hooks up with Griffin Gluck over discussions of jizz
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