Which Ben R. has the monster cock? The gay German singer, the short guy from Seattle, the nude ikigai guy, the golf pro...


 This will be fun.  A guy named Ben R. is showing us his monster cock (last name censored because he's not an actor).  There are at least 30 Ben R.'s with Instagram, Facebook, or Linkedin pages. Your job is to figure out which one has the third leg, based on the visual cues and biographical data








Here are the ten Bens to choose from:

1. A gay singer from Freiburg, Germany.

I'm not into skinny guys, but I heard that they tend to be hung.










2. Right: An ambassador for Christ in Christchurch, New Zealand, originally from Iowa.  

Nice bulge, buddy, but do ambassadors for Christ usually post cock pics?










3. Far right:A student at the University of Arizona, originally from Colorado, in the Kappa Epsilon fraternity.

You don't need to be gifted beneath the belt if you've got muscle.







4. A student at Mansfield University in Ohio, on the basketball team.  

The goggle glasses give him a cute teen-nerd vibe. I'll bet he's got a lot going on down there.










5. A graduate of Indiana University who now works as a rates trader in New York.

I don't know what a rates trader is, but he looks good in a suit.

More after the break








In case you forgot what the monster cock looks like.  












6.  Left: A Short Guy from Seattle, now attending Franklin and Marshall College, he/him pronouns, probable boyfriend.

In my extensive experience with short guys, they're usually packing.








7. "An icky guy trying to live out my ikigai."  (A Japanese term for "a reason for living, a reason to get up in the morning.")

Bear in mind that Ben has a monster cock only when he's semi-aroused. He's smaller when soft.









8. An Israeli soccer player. This is the only photo I could find where he's not kissing or displaying the breasts of his wife. 

There's a bit of a bulge in those shorts emblazoned with living ice cream treats.  No popsicles -- dude must be straight.











9. A graduate of the University of Alabama at Birmingham, now a pro golfer.

A lot of female pro golfers are lesbians, but there aren't many gay men in the field.  Besides, Alabama?  Dude is probably straight.









10. A vice president of business practices with experience in the private sector.

He's too small while aroused to be Monster Cock Ben, but he's big enough, and I couldn't resist posting the photo.



















Which Ben R. has the monster cock?  Answer after the break

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