Bleu Landau: The EastEnders bad boy grows up, plays for Sheppy United, lives in a world of men. With his tree trunk and Keanu's cock

This guy appeared among the new photos on one of my male celebrity sites.  I like your retro 1950s hairstyle and tight chest, buddy, but to get a profile, you have to be an actor or former actor, and  answer "yes" to at least one of these questions.

1. Are you gay in real life?

2. Have you played gay characters?

3. Do you have a nude frontal available?

A little research makes the answer to #1 obvious.  Very cool for your boy to keep groping you while you're being photographed.

 

Your new guy has his pants open, and you've moved your hand away just before the cell phone click. Might as well leave it there; this looks like a private men-only party, so no one cares.

#1 is answered, but what about #2: any gay characters?

Bleu Landau (nice name) was born in Bexley, south London, in 2005, and raised on the Isle of Sheppey, Kent.  In 2015, he landed his first on-sceen acting gig, playing Dennis Richman, Jr. on the soap EastEnders.  He stayed for 231 episodes, through 2021.  

The son of Sharon Watts and Dennis Rickman, who was murdered before he was born, Denny enters the story when he is kidnapped on the day of his Mum's wedding (by the groom!), then rescued by Mum's ex-lover Phil (Steve McFadden).  They live with Phil for awhile, and then with the younger brother of Phil's enemy (Scott Maslen, left), who teaches him to box.  Then back to Phil.

Dennis gets into many fights at school, notably with Bobby Beale (Clay Milner Russell), after accusing him of murdering his half-sister.  This leads to an auto accident, a severe injury, and a new guardian, who abuses him.  And back to Mum Sharon and Phil.

Denny's life goes on like that, more and more violent, with gangs and drugs, plus various abusive guardians, injuries, assaulting pregnant women (twice), spying on girls in the locker room, being kidnapped (twice), having girlfriends with incurable diseases, and discovering the truth about who murdered various acquaintances (lots of times).

Left: Keanu (played by Danny Walters) helps Stepdad Phil with a robbery, then goes to work at his auto shop.  He saves Denny from a gang, and has an affair with Mum Sharon, who kidnaps him. Just go with it.

In 2020, main protagonist Ian Beale discovers that Denny was responsible for putting his son in the hospital,  and traps him on the lower deck of a boat to get revenge.  But the boat sinks (due to Keanu and Phil fighting), and Ian is unable to free him in time.  This happens while Mum Sharon is giving birth to Denny's brother, which could be either Keanu or Phil's.

In 2021, a baby is left on Sharon's doorstep. Various men are suspected of being the father, but it turns out to be Denny's

Well, it was a soap opera.  What did you expect?

More after the break.  Caution: Explicit