Kelvin/Keefe Memes: Cooking, testifying, honeymooning, sinking. With Jack from "Will and Grace" and some random nude dudes

I've had nothing but trouble with these memes -- jokes --  featuring Kelvin and Keefe of The Righteous Gemstones and friends.  First the G-rated version got slapped behind a "sensitive content" barrier, and then I accidentally saved the G-rated on the explicit site, and had to reconstruct everything. 

I hope these memes are worth it.

1. I like my coffee hot and black, like my...

Wait, everyone's heard that one. Go back in the bedroom; I'll think of a joke later.

2. BJ and Keefe go to church

BJ: Praise Jesus!  Testify!  I got the Spirit of God in me!

Keefe: When will this be over so Kelvin and I can go home and make out?

3. The Men's Room

Keefe: During my Satanist days, I spent a lot of time in the men's room of that truck stop off Highway17. Want to give it a try?

Kelvin: You always have the best ideas for Date Night.

4. The honeymoon

Kelvin: You want to go sightseeing?  But Keefe, this is only the fifth day of our honeymoon.  The Eiffel Tower can wait.

5. I got your Eiffel Tower right here.

More memes after the break

6. Even my grandmother knows, and she's never seen the show.

Jack: Then Kelvin said...he said...

Karen: That no one knows he's gay!

7. Depends on the filling

Keefe makes his special Belgian waffles for the party, but he can't decide whether to serve them with chocolate sauce or whipped cream.

8.  Try one in black leather

"I can't wear this at the drag show, Keefe.  It's way too retro for my Lady Gaga number!"

9.  Sink in with us

Come sink in with us.  We have isolation tanks, fire dances, and ice cream.  Men only.

10. Eli got Keefe a pair of knee pads for Christmas.

Keefe: Your Daddy is worth $600 million, and he can't afford two chairs?

Kelvin: Don't take it personal.  Daddy makes all my boyfriends sit on the floor.  He figures that you spend so much time on your knees, you must like it down there.

11. You thought Keefe was Kelvin's first?

When Kelvin was in college, he had half the gay guys in town on their knees...praying to get saved, I mean.

See also: Gideon memes: Impressing a cute boy, the amazing technicolor dreamcoat, and his first fully clothed scene in five years

Adam's hot/hung photos, part 1: forehead presses, anal poopers, divine dicks, and Kermit the Frog

Ryan Pinkston: Hottest guy of the Short Brigade, martial artist, gigolo, gay cop. Another Will and Grace crossover.