Gavin Warren: The unbreakable brother, homecoming queen, and astronaut's son shows us his snake. With Gavin d*ck and Spade butt

 

Gavin Da Guy, aka Gavin Warren, was recommended to me on Instagram.  I usually get recommendations from bodybuilders and Braxton Alexander's friends, so I scrolled through.  And it turns out that I already had a file of photos of Gavin Warren, dating from December 2025.

This one piqued my interest.  Were you really the Homecoming Queen, buddy?

There are so many gay hints on Gavin's Instagram that I don't even need to check his acting roles; it's obvious that the dude is not dudes. But just to be complete:

He was born in 2008 in Katy, about 30 miles east of Houston, ugh...Texas.  So about three hours by car.   His modeling career began in 2014, and by  2015 he had won the Most Sought-After Male Award at the International Model and Talent Association Convention in Los Angeles.

His acting career begins in 2016, playing Fashionable Boy in Fabulous Phebe (about a fashion designer interested in "diversity").

And Superhero Boy in a PSA for the Tahrih Justice Project, supporting immigrant women who survived gender-based violence. 

A nice beginning to his career.

Gavin first became famous in  First Man (2018), about Neil Armstrong (Ryan Gosling), the first man to set foot on the moon.  Gavin plays the younger version of his son, Rick Armstrong (Luke Winters, left, as an adult).  It may not be the same Luke Winters.

More shorts and playing the young version of a central character in an indie film followed, nothing of particular gay interest except Daybreak (2019), a post-Apocalyptic teen series with a gay couple.  Gavin plays the young version of a straight guy.

Next Gavin spent five episodes of Fear the Walking Dead (2023), playing Finch, son of Dwight and Shery (formerly of the totalitarian Factory, now of the totalitarian PADRE).  He is bitten by a zombie while trying to save his father's life. There are gay characters around.

Left: Gavin chilling with his dog in 2023.   A male follower praises his "biceps and abs," suggesting that he is already drawing the interest of gay boys

The Man in the White Van (2023), one of Gavin's "most famous for" works, is about a serial killer stalking two teenage girls (in a white van).  Their parents don't believe them.  Gavin plays their younger brother.

Night Swim (2024): A family moves into a house where a malevolent force haunts the swimming pool.  Really?  

Dad is played by Wyatt Russell, who you remember from Disclosure Day as the longsuffering boyfriend of the weather lady Chosen One.  But it looks like it's mostly the teenager daughter and preteen son who get dragged under.

Homecoming 2024.  Is that your date, Gav Baby, or do you both have girlfriends, off camer and not mentioned?

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Ibrahim Eloouhabi: The "I Killed a Kid" kid tells us his pronouns, models some Liberace outfits. Is that enough? With nude Costner and Moroccan dudes

 

I felt like I should profile one of the actors from In the Hand of Dante, to get something of value from it (other than picking up my bilingual edition of The Inferno again).  So  I checked the actors who played teenage Dante, the murdered Bartender, the guy who killed his father,  the boy with a big knife (who was killed), and Mephistopheles, but none of them were suitable.  How about the boy who tells his uncle, "I just killed a kid"?  It's not clear in the movie (nothing is), but he grows up to be focus character Nick (Oscar Isaacs, right).

Ibrahim Elouahabi gives his pronouns (he/his), and speaks Arabic.  That's enough for a profile. 

Not just Arabic.  He also speaks Turkish and Darija (Moroccan Arabic) and he is studying French. 

Left: Moroccan guy.

Darija is not intelligible with Modern Standard Arabic: it has reduced the number of vowels, adapted its grammar to Tamazight (Berber), and borrowed much of its vocabulary from French: forshita (fork), tabla (table), boulis (police).

Ibrahim's family is from Morocco, but he was born "on the vibrant streets of Brooklyn," according to his hyperbolic IMDB bio.  He began his career in 2019, as a fashion model for Zara, Nike, and Macy's.  Soon he was performing in commercials for Brawny paper towels, Magic Spoon (upscale cereal), and Marriot Vacation Club.

His on-screen performances begin with two shorts, The Prescription (2020), no description available, and Roque (2022), about Salvadorean poet Roque Dalton.  Ibrahim plays Roque as a boy, and Jaden McKnew (left) as an adult.

Next came a small role in Audrey's Children (2024), a biopic of Dr. Audrey Evans, who developed "revolutionary treatments" for sick children.

In Ebenezer the Traveler (2024), the ghosts of Scrooge, his sister, Jacob Marley, and a grown-up Tiny Tim are assigned to help an aspiring singer in modern-day Oklahoma.  I think Ibrahim plays her son.

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Researching Adam Christian Clark's Celebrity Cock. With a Big Brother, a Chunk, and a lot of arthouse indie angst

The main reason I check out the Celebrity Cock subreddit is for cock shots of actors I've never heard of in movies I've never heard of.  Like this one, Adam Christian Clark in Newly Single (2017).  

Nice lascivious grin, buddy.  

Next to him we see the back of someone's head and part of their backside.  They have a man's haircut but no torso definition, so I'm not sure if it's a man or a woman.

Here's Adam backside.  He doesn't have any torso definition, either.

But he's got a big one, so I'll let his butt deficiency slide, and check to see if he's playing a gay character here (or in another movie), or if he's gay in real life.

Bad news: Adam is a director and filmmaker.  He's only acted in three movies:

Stasis (2010), a sci-fi short about a solder in a futuristic dystopia (Reshad Strik) who is asked to fight for The Girl.  Adam plays "The Eye."

Face in the Crowd (2013): A woman searches for human connection.  Adam plays one of 17 Faces that she encounters.

And Newly Single (2017).

Well, maybe he's directed some movies with gay content.

Adam's directing career began in 2002, when he was still a student at the USC School of Cinematic Art, and hired for the reality show Big Brother.  He stuck around for Seasons 3-5  (2002-24), then moved on to direct other reality shows, like XTreme Sports Television, Fine Tuned (cars), and Fashion Star (wannabe models from China).

Left: Josh Feinberg, whose stay on Big Brother Season 3 got him a nude photo spread in Playgirl.

During ths period, he wrote and directed two shorts:

The Editor: A Man I Despise (2008), with hung chub Richard Riehle as the editor, and characters named Museum Girl #1-3, Waitress, Woman, and Young Woman.

I get the impression that Adam really likes the ladies.

Goodbye Shanghai (2010): Two Western bankers embezzle $14 billion from the U.S. government. They spend their last night in Shanghai partying with girls -- lots of girls -- before things go wrong. It won a New Media Award.

Adam has written and directed three feature films:

The art house indie Caroline and Jackie (2012): two sisters have a terrible night, beginning with Jackie's  birthday party that turns into an intervention, as Caroline and her friends confront her anorexia, drug abuse, and "sexual promiscuity."  With men, of course.  It got mixed reviews

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Everybody Loves Greg: Vincent Martella grows up, plays Phineas, dates some guys. With some d*cks and Skyler Gisondo

 We've been watching Everybody Hates Chris (2005-2009) on Hulu: a nostalgia sitcom featuring the  childhood adventures of comedian Chris Rock, who provided the commentary.  In the 1980s, young Chris (Tyler James Williams) attended an all-white middle school, where everyone hated him, except his teacher, who pitied him for..stereotype of the week.  

He had a bully with an endless supply of racist terms (Travis Flory), a white best friend (Vincent Martella), and at home, Dad with about 35 jobs (Terry Crews), way overbearing Mom (Tichina Arnold), bratty little sister (Imani Hakim), and a little brother (Tequan Richmond), who was bigger, and far more attractive: everybody was in love with him, which was usually fine,but a problem around Valentine's Day, when the truckloads of cards, candy, and wedding proposals arrived. 

It was quite homophobic, even for the 2000s.  Chris Rock's commentary displayed revulsion and disgust whenever he could: "Hey, this ain't Brokeback!"  One episode featured Chris befriending a gay student, but they called him "androgynous."

Nearly 20 years later, the cast varies on their level of homophobia, from Terry Crewes and Tyler James Williams (ugh!).

To Tequan Richmond and Imani Hakim (allies)

 To Vincent Martella, seen here at a Clippers game with  Mikey Reid.

After Chris, he became the voice of Phineas in the animated Phineas and Ferb, which is endless: 140 episodes from 2007-2025, plus thousands of movies: Christmas Vacation, Across the Second Dimension, Mission Marvel....

Vincent has done some other animation work, like the video game Final Fantasy XIII, Batman: Death in the Family, and Disney Infinity

Left: Vincent and Mikey have fun during the COVID quarantine.

Vincent's live-action work includes Patrick in three episodes of The Walking Dead: he is a member of a zombie holocaust survivor community in an abandoned prison. Then he get sick, dies, zombifies, and creates a new zombie infestation.

I have a question about this Cupid costume.  

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