Gavin Warren: The unbreakable brother, homecoming queen, and astronaut's son shows us his snake. With Gavin d*ck and Spade butt

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Ibrahim Eloouhabi: The "I Killed a Kid" kid tells us his pronouns, models some Liberace outfits. Is that enough? With nude Costner and Moroccan dudes

 


I felt like I should profile one of the actors from In the Hand of Dante, to get something of value from it (other than picking up my bilingual edition of The Inferno again).  So  I checked the actors who played teenage Dante, the murdered Bartender, the guy who killed his father,  the boy with a big knife (who was killed), and Mephistopheles, but none of them were suitable.  How about the boy who tells his uncle, "I just killed a kid"?  It's not clear in the movie (nothing is), but he grows up to be focus character Nick (Oscar Isaacs, right).

Ibrahim Elouahabi gives his pronouns (he/his), and speaks Arabic.  That's enough for a profile. 




Not just Arabic.  He also speaks Turkish and Darija (Moroccan Arabic) and he is studying French. 

Left: Moroccan guy.

Darija is not intelligible with Modern Standard Arabic: it has reduced the number of vowels, adapted its grammar to Tamazight (Berber), and borrowed much of its vocabulary from French: forshita (fork), tabla (table), boulis (police).



Ibrahim's family is from Morocco, but he was born "on the vibrant streets of Brooklyn," according to his hyperbolic IMDB bio.  He began his career in 2019, as a fashion model for Zara, Nike, and Macy's.  Soon he was performing in commercials for Brawny paper towels, Magic Spoon (upscale cereal), and Marriot Vacation Club.









His on-screen performances begin with two shorts, The Prescription (2020), no description available, and Roque (2022), about Salvadorean poet Roque Dalton.  Ibrahim plays Roque as a boy, and Jaden McKnew (left) as an adult.

Next came a small role in Audrey's Children (2024), a biopic of Dr. Audrey Evans, who developed "revolutionary treatments" for sick children.








In Ebenezer the Traveler (2024), the ghosts of Scrooge, his sister, Jacob Marley, and a grown-up Tiny Tim are assigned to help an aspiring singer in modern-day Oklahoma.  I think Ibrahim plays her son.

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Researching Adam Christian Clark's Celebrity Cock. With a Big Brother, a Chunk, and a lot of arthouse indie angst


The main reason I check out the Celebrity Cock subreddit is for cock shots of actors I've never heard of in movies I've never heard of.  Like this one, Adam Christian Clark in Newly Single (2017).  

Nice lascivious grin, buddy.  

Next to him we see the back of someone's head and part of their backside.  They have a man's haircut but no torso definition, so I'm not sure if it's a man or a woman.








Here's Adam backside.  He doesn't have any torso definition, either.

But he's got a big one, so I'll let his butt deficiency slide, and check to see if he's playing a gay character here (or in another movie), or if he's gay in real life.












Bad news: Adam is a director and filmmaker.  He's only acted in three movies:

Stasis (2010), a sci-fi short about a solder in a futuristic dystopia (Reshad Strik) who is asked to fight for The Girl.  Adam plays "The Eye."

Face in the Crowd (2013): A woman searches for human connection.  Adam plays one of 17 Faces that she encounters.

And Newly Single (2017).

Well, maybe he's directed some movies with gay content.











Adam's directing career began in 2002, when he was still a student at the USC School of Cinematic Art, and hired for the reality show Big Brother.  He stuck around for Seasons 3-5  (2002-24), then moved on to direct other reality shows, like XTreme Sports Television, Fine Tuned (cars), and Fashion Star (wannabe models from China).

Left: Josh Feinberg, whose stay on Big Brother Season 3 got him a nude photo spread in Playgirl.














During ths period, he wrote and directed two shorts:

The Editor: A Man I Despise (2008), with hung chub Richard Riehle as the editor, and characters named Museum Girl #1-3, Waitress, Woman, and Young Woman.

I get the impression that Adam really likes the ladies.

Goodbye Shanghai (2010): Two Western bankers embezzle $14 billion from the U.S. government. They spend their last night in Shanghai partying with girls -- lots of girls -- before things go wrong. It won a New Media Award.




Adam has written and directed three feature films:

The art house indie Caroline and Jackie (2012): two sisters have a terrible night, beginning with Jackie's  birthday party that turns into an intervention, as Caroline and her friends confront her anorexia, drug abuse, and "sexual promiscuity."  With men, of course.  It got mixed reviews

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