RG Reviews

Reviews of episodes of The Righteous Gemstones (2019-25), a dark comedy/crime drama about a family of extremely wealthy Southern evangelical preachers.   I am especially interested in beefcake/male nudity (hanging dongs in almost every episode), gay characters (at least four), and queer codes: endless, but sometimes met with fan denial.  

Season 1

Episode 1.1: Kelvin is in love with a Goth boy,  and Gideon with the Devil. Plus a bisexual orgy, Scott Wolfe's bulge, and some n*de dudes from Chengdu

Episode 1.2: Thai ladyboys, Italian shoes, Palestinian d*cks, a rattlesnake, and the Devil's Testicle 

Episode 1.3:  Kelvin outs himself, Scotty shoves a wiener into Gideon's face, and Jesse gets it all wrong

 Episode 1.4:  Keefe looks for love in a sports bar, Gideon and Scotty date, and Kelvin meets a girl. Plus Blair and Daedalus d*cks

Episode 1.5: Eli and Baby Billy fight over Aimee-Leigh. Plus water sports and donkey d*cks

Episode 1.6: Kelvin sees Keefe's junk, and gets a big head.  Sounds like a fun evening.  With bonus Kenyan dudes

Episode 1.7:  Keefe is in love, Gideon is bi, Scotty is ready, and everyone does it. With a Thai guy bonus

Episode 1.8: Kelvin's testicles, Chad's testicles, Jesse's butt, and ancient Philistine penises

Episode 1.9: Kelvin goes dark, Keefe goes down, and Captain America saves the day.  With a Haitian dude bonus

Season 1 Finale: Judy and Kelvin begin to heal, Scotty joins the family, and we say goodbye

Season 2

Episode 2.1: Junior likes d*cks, Kelvin likes pecs,and f*k yeah, we got both!

Episode 2.2: Kelvin clenches, Keefe dances, and everybody flirts with Eli.  With proof that everything is bigger in Texas

Episode 2.3: Kelvin topples, Keefe cuddles, and Titus is caged. With bonus s* loads

Episode 2.4: BJ gets baptized, Baby Billy gets Funyons, Kelvin gets dissed, and there's cake, incest, and nude Israeli guys

Episode 2.5: Yep, Kelvin is gay.  But there's embezzlement and murder, too

Searching "Muscle and Fitness" for Kelvin's cover. With Weatherford and Lesnar d*ck

Episode 2.6: Yep, they have s*x  Plus Judy grows a heart, Torsten a brain, and Amber the noive

Episode 2.6 Deep Reading: The  S*x/Underwear Scene

Kelvin and Keefe have s*x, so why can't they kiss?

Episode 2.7: Holding hands among the yurts and eating pizza for desserts.  With a Jonathan Bennett bonus

Episode 2.8:  Baby Billy sees a ghost, Judy becomes a mom, and Kelvin gets *** up. With dwarf athletes and Jussie Smollett

 

Episode 2.9: Who killed Thaniel?  Were Eli and Junior lovers?  Will Kelvin ever come out? Can we see some naked twinks?

Season 2 Finale: The Godfather, Butch and Sundance, random n*de dudes, and "My love for you will never die"

Season 3

Episode 3.1: Kelvin collects c*cks, the Simpkins smirk, and Dusty flirts. With Nick Vardakas, adult toys, and a Peruvian cock.

Episode 3.2: Kelvin's b*tt buddies, gay Percy, two toxic families, and some military dudes

Episode 3.3:  A fire dance, a limp wrist, a phallic sword, and Balkan muscle gods.  Plus Kelvin tries to say the word

The family responds to Keefe's fire dance

Episode 3.4: Wieners, betrayal, a burning a-hole, and Kelvin at his jerkiest. With a  Steve Zahn bonus

 Episode 3.5: Two gay boys, castration anxiety, a snake handler, and a bank robbery

Episode 3.6: BJ swallows a lot, Keefe learns about hard wood, and Kelvin gets a girlfriend

Episode 3.7: The handsome man, misdirection, queerbaiting, and me yelling "What the f*k" a lot

Episode 3.8: Is Peter a woman? Are Kelvin and Keefe lovers?  With tender bits, an exploding van, nude soldiers, and the Big Damn Kiss

Episode 3.9: Five plot resolutions and a funeral.  With collegiate cocks and a Josh O'Connor bonus

Season 3 Finale:  Kelvin and Keefe married?  Pontius a Dark Lord? Peter redeemed through the Redeemer?

Season 4

Episode 4.1: Elijah scoundrels, Winston dies, and Kelvin screams. With Bradley's body and Jackson's junk

Episode 4.2: Baby Billy's dork, BJ's pole, Kelvin's pipe, and the clobber verses

Episode 4.3: Keefe does stuff with the Devil, Vance is homophobic, and Kelvin is doomed

Episode 4.4: Pontius with four dicks, Keefe in drag, and Kelvin is scared

Episode 4.5: The dirt on Vance, Big D*ck Mitch, and Lori. With a nude Teenjus and Joey Stefano

Episode 4.6: Kelvin cruises Anakin Skywalker, Corey smashes, and Cobb gets his cobb bit off. With nude Mongolian dudes

  

 

Episode 4.7: Pontius and Kelvin have their nards threatened, Gideon finds his voice, and skaters show their d*cks

Episode 4.7, Continued: Teenjus meets the Devil.  So does Kelvin. With a gay Christian and Jordanian junk

Episode 4.8: BJ's hookups, Corey's birthday blade, and Tyler's tree trunk

Episode 4.8, Continued: We finally see Big D*ck Mitch, the boy named Stacy, a serial killer, and a lot of tied-up dudes.

Episode 4.9: Corey moonwalks, Pontius hugs, and BJ greases his pole. Plus there are two hunkoids on crosses, one with a d*ck

Episode 4.9, Continued: Do the siblings really die?  Do Kelvin and Keefe really get married?  With a lot of d*cks to get you through it.

You are invited to the Kelvin/Keefe wedding, with exclusive NSFW photos from the honeymoon

Gemstones Season 4 Finale: Saying goodbye, with eight gay/bi characters, endless c*cks, and a friggin' gl*ory hole

What happens next: Pontius Gemstone and the boy named Stacy. 

Pontius Gemstone, the Boy Named Stacy, and the Erotic Alphabet. With a special appearance by Gideon Gemstone.

"Dad Can't Know I'm Gay": An Abraham Gemstone Romance, with a special appearance from Pontius and Stacy

"My Three Gay Sons and...ugh...Vance Simkins": A Jesse Gemstone Adventure, with special guest Karl Montgomery

Told you I wasn't finished yet.