Alex Polcyn: The "Wonderman" Golden Boy plays a dozen gay characters, mostly bottoms, shows us his stuff, but grins at his lady's bosom.
The top 25 gay-coded, beefcake-heavy shows of the decade
I grew up in a working-class, Evangelical household where tv was the only permitted form of entertainment, so it was on all the time. I still watch an hour or two almost every day, mostly to check for gay texts or subtexts. That's a lot of tv programs. Most fade into oblivion, but some are memorable due to their intriguing premises, interesting settings, gay subtexts, or beefcake -- or all four. These are the top 25 gay-coded, beefcake-heavy shows of the last decade, premiering 2016 to 2025.
2016
The Crown. The life of Queen Elizabeth, with the glamour, glitz, and soap opera shenanigans of the royal family. No gay characters, but future Doctor Who Matt Smith plays Prince Philip.
Kim's Convenience. Korean-Canadian family in Toronto, with no gay characters after the first episode, but a lot of buddy-bonding and beefcake.
2017
Big Mouth. Middle schoolers negotiate puberty, with the help of individually-assigned hormone monsters and other supernatural beings. The gay guy eventually gets his own plotlines, coming out to his parents, dating the bi guy, and learning about sexting.
Britannia. Romans vs. Celts in 43 AD, with creepy Druids, some possible paranormal, muscular soldiers, and some gay subtexts.
2018
Disenchantment: A parody of Medieval fantasy. Disappointing in the first season: my review calls it "gay free." But showrunners often postpone the queer characters: they think all viewers are homophobic, and will run away screaming unless they become invested in the show before the queer characters show up. Later seasons become immensely gay-friendly.
The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. The teen witch of Archie comics with dark comedy plotlines, a same-sex romance, and a lot of hunk. ranging from Ross Lynch as regular boyfriend Harvey to Moses Thiessen as the pizza delivery guy.
2019
The Righteous Gemstones. An absurdly wealthy family of Southern televangelists negotiate threats. I'm not sure I should include this one since, in retrospect, it was a little annoying. Endless queer codes involving Gideon, Eli, and Pontius, with no resolution, just "crumbs." And it took forever for Kelvin and Keefe to become canon. They should have kissed at the end of Season 1.
But I spent two years arguing about, researching, and posting about the show. And I found some cute gay actors...who haven't posted on social media since the series ended, grr.
2020
Panchayat. Engineering grad Abhishek is talked into a civil service job in a remote village, where there are so many queer codes that I could swear they were deliberate. And he doesn't meet The Girl!
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Luke Blumm: Femme boy survives the Nazis, a cult, and Maine, but not a homophobic Mom. With his twink physique and some co-star cocks
Sonny Kendall: Obviously gay, too young for nude photos, so his EastEnder teen had better pay off. With Boreanaz and twink cocks
Sonny Kendall (the short one) appeared on the teen idol website flexing and hugging guys. These two are nearly holding hands.
As of this writing, he is 16 years old, so I won't be looking for nude photos (beefcake is ok).
I've checked his social media, and there's no question that he's gay.
Sonny was born in East London in 2010. He was attending the Rhodes Theatre School in Romford in 2021, when he was cast in the soap EastEnders.
The soap opera EastEnders, on since 1985, features the impoverished, the down-and-out, and the criminal . We don't see British versions of the Lords of One Life to Live or the Quartermaines of General Hospital. At least, not many of them.
It is known for "difficult," controversial plot arcs, involving murder, rape, drug addiction, and human trafficking. And LGBT people. The first male same-sex kiss on British tv, between boyfriends Colin and Guido (Michael Cashman, Nicholas Donovan), in 1987. It didn't happen on American tv until 2003.
Left: When you search for nude photos of Nicholas Donovan, this one appears. I think it's David Boreanaz.
Sonny's character, Tommy Moon, is the son of Kat and Alfie Moon (Shane Ritchie), who have a tumultuous relationship, with various infidelities, a brain tumor, prostate cancer. an injury in a fire, and having twin sons named Bert and Ernie. Oh, and Tommy turns out to be the biological son of Alfie's cousin, the villainous Michael Moon (Steve John Shepherd, left).
Tommy is born in 2010, and starts out life in a controversial plotline about being switched with a dead baby. It takes a few plot twists for Alfie and Kat to realize that their kid is actually alive, and get him back. He lives through more murders, diseases, and infidelities, until 2014 , when the parents win the lottery and get the heck out of the East End.
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Luke Speakman: The femme bully of "Weapons" meets a lot of hunks, likes capybaras, plays a boy raised as a girl. With Dad and Dylan dicks
When I saw Weapons (2025), a thriller about the mysterious disappearance of all of the kids in a third grade class (except one), I thought that the bully (right) was a girl due to their long hair and femme mannerisms -- until their dad called them Matthew (played by Luke Speakman).
There is a positively portrayed gay couple in the movie (played by Benedict Wong and Clayton Farris), and it's quite a welcome change to have the femme boy the bully instead of the victim, so writer/director Zach Creger is obviously a queer ally. But Matthew is not on screen long enough to express any same-sex interests (besides, the rule in movies is, all kids must be portrayed as heterosexual). But maybe Luke Speakman is gay in real life.
Left: Luke meets his crush, Merrick Hanna.
Left: Luke's birthday in April 2025: "Turned 12 today! Guess I'm old now!" Just wait, buddy.
Growing up in a heteronormative society, gay boys are often unaware that they like boys, or interpret their interest as friendship or hero worship. And if they are aware, they are unlikely to mention it on their parent-curated social media pages. But maybe we can catch some glimmers of same-sex interest to augment Luke's femme appearance.
Born in Athens, Georgia in 2013, Luke began acting on screen at age five, in Steven Spielberg's Amazing Stories (2020): he plays the young version of Sam (Dylan O'Brien, left), who goes through a time portal to the 1920s and meets Girl of His Dreams (be careful, she could be your great-grandmother).
Next came seven episodes of the podcast series The Burned Photo (2021-22): two women's "lives become intertwined when they discover they are being terrorized by the same multi-generational curse that is determined to end their family lineages." So some lesbian subtexts going on?
Five episodes of Lost Man Down (2022), about an aspiring actor masquerading as a talent agent. Luke plays a baseball fan who believes in aspiring player Takeshi (Tsuyoshi Kusanagi, center). The guy with them is not Tsuyoshi's boyfriend. I don't think.
Jonah Beckett: Sean Hayes' godson does bottom stuff, faints, sucks, gets nekkid. And that's just on tv. With Trevor's cock and Milo's butt
When I was looking for gay actors in Rooster, the MAX comedy with Steve Carell as a trashy novelist roped into becoming Writer in Residence at an elite private college, I identified Jonah Beckett. He gives his pronouns (he/him), which seems to be an LGBTQ identifier, and he says that he is the godson of gay actor Sean Hayes of Will and Grace. No doubt he means the comedic godson.
In Rooster Episode 1.2, creative writing student Eva tells the class that she writes about "real life," by which she means "three-ways, girl on girl, MILF, DILF....Eli!"
Later, the trashy novelist attacks his former son-in-law while he is being interviewed live on the BBC. "Want to be pegged" Eva, watching in bed on her laptop, starts laughing, and invites Eli to watch. He's lying naked beside her. Apparently he did want to be pegged.
A 2025 episode of The Sex Lives of College Girls. In a subplot, extremely femme college student Norman (Jonah) keeps complaining to Resident Advisor Bela that the guy in the next dorm room changes the "chore wheel" to "chode wheel," and plays his music too loud. The offender doesn't hear her knocking because he's wearing an Oculus headset -- in his underwear.
He's not mentioned by name, but I've narrowed him down to Trevor Tordjman (left), Roby Attal, or Derek Chadwick.
In a 2025 episode of St. Denis Medical, college student Kyle (Jonah) collapsed during a frisbee game. Doctors Serena and Matt (Mekki Leeper, left) test him for everything, then discover that he faints every time he sees his crush, Jeff (Jeremiah Brown). "Well, tell him how you feel," they advise.
He was just shy?
At least two gay roles on screen. Let's check Jonah's theatrical work.
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Derek Chatwick: Jonah Beckett's twunk dorm mate sells cosmetics, plays only gay characters. With other "Sex Lives" dicks and butts
I didn't watch The Sex Lives of College Girls (2021-25), for obvious reasons, but while researching Jonah Beckett, I found a scene in Episode 3.10 where Jonah's character complains that the guy in the next dorm room plays music too loud. The R.A. investigates, and finds him in his underwear. Very muscular.
It's Derek Chatwick: he posts the scene on his Instagram, and states that Parker is now a regular on the show. But he only appears in that one episode. Maybe it was cancelled.
He has 1.7 million followers! That's quite an accomplishment for someone with only 16 posts. He must be doing something besides flexing.
Then I found interviews in Attitude, Them, and Gay Times that reveal a lot of biographical information.
Originally Derek Binsack, he was born on Long Island in 1995. He graduated from Sachem High School in Lake Ronkonkoma in 2013. I couldn't find any college information; maybe he moved directly into a career as a fitness model and influencer.
Men need plump lips and silky eyes, when they're not in drag?
And he had a few acting gigs:
The short Cowboy Baby (2012), about a teenager exploring his "nascent physical curiosity.."
Experimenter (2015) is about the famous Milgram Experiment, where most test subjects were willing to deliver electric shocks to strangers when an authority figure told them to. Peter Sarsgaard, the Queerbaiting Detective in The Bride, played Stanley Milgram. Derek played one of the test subjects.
He changed his name to Derek Chatwick for uncredited roles in Scream Queens (2016), Blue Bloods (2016), and Wonderstruck (2017).
But two things pushed him into considering acting as a serious career.
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Isaac Ordonez models at Paris Fashion Week, with some boyfriends, Lucas from "Stranger Things," some random twinks, and Taylor's dick
Isaac Ordonez is best known as the sweet, queer-coded Pugsley Addams on Wednesday,, and he's been in a few other tv shows and shorts, but he seems to be more interested in modeling. In March 2026, he hit Paris Fashion Week.
He doesn't model like this -- yet
Here Isaac schmoozes with fellow LaCoste model Taylor Zakhar Perez, who played Alex in Red White and Royal Blue: The bad-boy son of the U.S. President, who falls in love with the stick-in-the-mud Prince Henry of Britain.
Taylor's modeling is more masculine-coded, but he uses the same face-up pose. Isaac has a bigger Adam's apple.
The Top 14 Hunks of "The Bride", including Christian Bale, Peter Sarsgaard, a gay guy, and a lot of queerbaiting
This weekend we saw The Bride! (2026). I assumed that it would be a sequel to Frankenstein (2025), but it is not. The frenetic, lunatic ghost of Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, channeling Bellatrix LeStrange from Harry Potter, complains that she died before she had a chance to write anything meaningful (lady, you died at age 53, having published dozens of novels, short stories, essays, travel journals...) So she possesses a 1930s floozy named Ida, who starts a lengthy diatribe and falls down a flight of stairs. Frank the Monster (Christian Bale, left) convinces a mad scientist to revive her, and they go on a rampage, channeling the Joker and Harley Quinn, Bonnie and Clyde, and the Me, Too Movement.
There are a few nods to 1930s gay culture: Ida kisses a lady in the first scene, and takes Frank to a nightclub frequented by a few same-sex couples. But it is ruined by a monumental queerbaiting.
In the 1930s, all sheriffs were male. She very clearly and unambiguously states that he has sex with men.
But at the end of the movie he admits that he keeps letting Ida get away because he is in love with her; they used to be romantic partners, before her accident.
WTF? A real life person could be bisexual, of course, but in movies, a hetero-romance obliterates gay references. Myrna's statement was an outright lie, a nasty joke played on the audience.
This is not a review of the g*ddam monstrosity (it would get an F----). I was so angry that I looked through the entire cast list, hoping to find a gay person to profile. I finally found one, after researching a gaggle of straight hunks:
1. Christian Bale as Frank the Monster
2. Peter Sarsgaard as the queerbaiting Detective.
3. Jake Gyllenhaal as Ronnie Reed, a Fred Astaire-like dancer. Frank idolizes him, so they travel to all of the sites where his movies were filmed.
4. Zlatko Buric, on Nysocboy's Beefcake and Bonding, as mob boss Lupino. The Mafia is involved, too.
5. Will Dagger, left, as a guy at a movie theater who is trying to get with his girlfriend in spite of her protests. Frank and Ida intervene.
6. Louis Cancelmi as Officer Goodman, one of the cops that the couple kills.
7. Neil Vincent Smith as a patron in a restaurant that the two disrupt. Sorry, I couldn't find a photo where he isn't hugging a lady.
8. Antony Abbato, left, as another restaurant patron.
The gay guy after the break











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