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A Man in Full or The Fullness of Men or something. Whatever, it has a wild penis scene.

The Mick: Strong gay subtexts and ample beefcake do not save this gloomfest.

Mid-Century Modern: "Golden Girls" with gay guys. Plus Bomer's butt, Adam's cock, and Tommy's bj

Modern Family:

Episode 5.6: Gloria's crush on Adam Devine, Phil's three-way, and a nude Matt Risch

Episode 5.13: Jay acts girly, Mitch and Cam butt in, and Phil wants Cavalero's lips on his mouth.  Who doesn't?

Episode 5.17: Jay is way more homophobic than Andy  (With a nude Dylan bonus)

Mosaic: A children's book, murder, James and Kelton Dumont, and a dead alligator

My Friend Dahmer: How did they avoid the myth that all gay men are murderers?

My Life with the Walter Boys: Five brothers, three hunks, and some "are they or aren't they?" mishegas

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NCIS New Orleans: The guy from Wings and the guy from Quantum Leap are kidnapped by the guy from Oz.

No Good Deed: Four lesbians, a gay realtor, a gay son, some murders, and Phoebe from Friends.

Nobody Wants This: Rabbi and "bad date" podcaster fall in love, with a gay dad and lesbian best friend.

North of North: Inuit lady, her gay bestie, some Inuk culture, and a lot of Inuk hunks

Northern Exposure: Progressive homophobia, three guys in a sauna, and much ado about toilets.

The Other Two:

Episode 1.6: Cary goes shirtless, Chase twerks, and there's enough bulges and butts for everyone

Episode 3.8: The guy from "AP Bio" tries to bond with an especially jerky Carey. Plus Ben Platt butt

Overcompensating: Gay college boy wants a hetero bang to prove his worth. With no plot twists but a lot of cute guys.

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Partner Track: High power attorney is passed over by people with penises.  Yes, I show a few.

Paradise: Gay-subtext President and Secret Service guy, annoying cliches, murder, a silly plot twist, and James Marsden

Pernille: Norwegian angst comedy with a gay dad, a bi nephew (probably), a gay wedding (almost), lots of funerals, and n*de Vikings

Pretty Dudes: Gay Asian erasure, a car hookup, Spiderman, and hamburger sex. All in 11 minutes.

Population 11: Ben Feldman trapped in an Outback town, with aliens, meat pies, and dicks, doesn't display any interest in girls.

The Quarry: Skyler Gisondo and some gay/bi hunks fight werewolves

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Raising Dion. Gay kid with superpowers, his Scoobies, and his soap-opera Mom.  With Gavin Munn.

Reacher:

Episode 2.6: Is Reacher homophobic?  With a Ritchson penis, a Berchtold butt, and my new favorite catch phrase

Episode 3.1: The Man-Mountain bonds with a gay college boy and his drug dealer dad, and there are plot twists and dicks

Rescue Hi-Surf: Lifeguards rescue surfers, have soap opera adventures, and one of them is hung

The Residence: Murder at the White House, with a gay President, suit guys' dicks, and a nude Randall Park

The Resort: Skyler Gisondo disappears on Christmas day at a creepy Mayan resort

Ride Share: Skyler Gisondo's Bar Mitzvah, Beau Mirchoff's dick, and Andy Favreau just because

Ripley: A slow, artistic version of the gay subtext con artist/murderer, with Tom's bum and Dickie's dick

The Ropes: Unreliable narrator Rashomon about bouncers. Take careful notes.

Run the Burbs: They're run by the Pham Phamily, with a queer daughter, a gay jerk, and some phine Phung penis.

S-Z after the break

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The Santa Clarita Diet:

Episode 1.1: Witty dialogue, zombies, gross-out humor, Skyler Gisondo, and bare butts.

Episode 1.9: A Medieval Serbian book, daddy/twink porn, a gay subtext, and maybe a Skyler dick

Schitt's Creek: Quirky small town in Canada (but don't tell anyone) has gay/bi guys and lots of beefcake

School Spirits: Ghost girl, her gay BFF, and their buds solve a mystery.  With bonus nude photos of el novio

Scream Queens: Glen Powell and John Stamos compare dicks in a sinister hospital

Siblings, Episode 1.1: Dan falls for a guy who uses a wheelchair, so he pretends...with real n*de wheelchair guys

The Sinner: Retired cop, sleazoid prof, and predatory chum, in New York or Australia

Snakes and Ladders: A teacher and her gay son squabble with a chocolate heir, the Spanish counsul, and a closeted hunk. With Roque and Nico dicks

Solar Opposites:

Do Korvo and Terry act like a married couple?  Do they call each other "husbands"?  Do they have sex?

Episode 4.9: Skyler Gisondo and Kieran Culkin as a human and an alien bat-being in love.

Valentine's Day Special: Did it really change everything?

 

Sons of Anarchy: Trans Walton Goggins, a motorcycle club,  and 3 nude men.

The Stranger: The one with Kai Alexander's butt, an alpaca-biter, and Eddy from Absolutely Fabulous

The Strongest Men in History: Robert Oberst and his pals recreate Viking challenges. With Danish dick.

Surreal Estate: Realtor and his scoobies investigate haunted houses, with a gay couple and a lot of n*de Matt Whites

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Teacup: Body-jumping aliens, two heterosexual romances, a gay subtext boyfriend, and Rob's knob

Teenage Bounty Hunters: Two girls at a high-power Christian academy get a side gig.

That 90s Show:

Episode 1.5: Ozzie comes out, teen boys try out a hot tub, and we see Ashton Kutcher's cock

Episode 2.4: We meet Ozzie's boyfriend, sort of. Plus nude photos of teen idol Brian Austin Green

Episode 3.6: Ozzie dates, Theo gets groped, and the Human Erection gets dumped 

The Third Day: Jude Law in The Wicker Man, with scissor goblins, a dead son, Will Rogers, and Dagliesh d*ck

True Blood: Vampires come out of the coffin amid a Southern Gothic soap opera

Twin Peaks, the Return: Paranormal weirdness, 25 years later. See if you can figure it out.

Under the Banner of Heaven: Murder and spiritual crisis in a fundamentalist Mormon family with five sons.

Unstable: Father and son Lowes are grieving, the Pilgrim Twins have small dongs, and there's a gay sycophant

Vice Principals:

Episode 1.8: Danny McBride and Walton Goggins have dreams of glory

Episode 2.5: Danny McBride dates a teenage boy, and gay rumors can destroy your life.

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Waterloo Road: "What I Did Last Summer" with a new headmaster, a side piece, dark secreets, and d*cks

Wellmania: Gaz cheats on his boyfriend, Chad shows his dick, and Liv has a meltdown

Welcome to Plathville: Beefcake and bulges of a hard-core fundamentalist family

Wet Hot American Summer: Skyler in a satyr costume, a gaslit gay couple, and learning how to use your penis

With Love: Jorge and Henry's bachelor party in Las Vegas.  With lots of bonus butts.

Workaholics:

Episode 1.9: Adam kisses a cougar, gets frisky with Ders, and raps as a bodybuilding fairy wizard.

Episode 1.10: Adam would suck a man's cock for $900. Does he take credit cards?

Episode 3.7: Bodybuilders for the Lord turn out to be gay

Episode 3.19: Blake faces a line-bully, Adam fights a zombie Apocalypse, and Ders and Karl touch tips

Episode 4.13: "Do you think the guys having sex upstairs might be gay?"

Episode 5.1: Blake becomes a porn star, Ders is into kinky stuff, and Adam is gay

Episode 5.5: Penis jokes and buddy-bonding at a Gay Pride Party

Episode 6.1: Blake is gay in this one, but don't worry, Adam still likes dicks

Episode 7.3: Blake sucks a...Adam sucks on...well, there's lots of gay sex jokes, and everybody loses their pants

Young Rock:

Episode 2.8: Dwayne hits the big time, with lots of locker room wrestler beefcake, including Miles Burgess

Episode 2.12: Dwayne calls out a bully, works on his bluster, and offends his boyfr...I mean buddy.

You're the Worst:

Episode 3.1: Homophobic rapper hooks up with gay stereotype

Episode 5.6: Is Jimmy hooking up with his buddy?  Is Rapper Sam still bi?  Is Dax a gay porn star?