TV

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Adam Devine's House Party:

Episode 1.1: Adam shows his tree-trunk, eats fro-yo, and flirts with Andrew Santino

Episode 1.3; A bisexual foam orgy is promised

Episode 2.9: Adam's orgasm, Nick Rutherford's bulge, and guys sucking...

Episode 3.1: Adam marries a dude. No, not Tony Cavalero. With bonus Hawaiian dicks

Agent Elvis: McConaughey as the King, Cavalero as a drug dealer with a bulge, and Cole as a dick

 Am I Being Unreasonable: Disagreeable British lady gets a girlfriend, has a dark secret.  With Hubbie's dick.

Animal Kingdom: Twelve bare butts, some faces, and a crime lord named Smurf

Brassic: The top beefy, brawling Midlands blokes. with some bonus Brummie knobs

Brideshead Revisited: Does the groundbreaking portrayal of (temporary) gay love hold up after 40 years?

Broad City: This ain't your daddy's Seinfeld.  With Stephen Schneider.

Bumper in Berlin:

Episode 1.1: Bumper from Pitch Perfect moves to Germany, meets a hunk, doesn't get the Girl.

Episode 1.3: Bumper saves the day by doing everything wrong. With bonus Til Schweiger nudity

Country Comfort: Is seeing Ricardo Hurtado, Eddie Cibrian, and Eric Balfour nude worth the pain?

D-F

Doctor Who: Hints, hunks, subtext, surprise, and off-camera penises

 Dream Corps LLC: Mad scientist and  his hung assistant solve a gay couple's relationship problems with dreams.

Drunk History: Adam and Blake, sweet kisses, and Nathan Fillion's butt

Eastbound & Down: Danny McBride is a washed-up, foul-mouthed ball player

Euphoria: High school boys in love, gay/bi affairs, toxic masculinity, and Brock O'Hurn

Empire: Which son should rule the hiphop empire, the finance major, the big dick, or the gay one?

Florida Man: Edgar Ramirez solves a murder in a gay-free Florida.  With his dick and butt for free.

 G-I

The Girls on the Bus: The story behind the naked press bro

 Halt and Catch Fire: Was Joe MacMillan gay, bi, or straight?  Fans couldn't agree, even after the kiss

History of the World, Part II:  Tim Baltz, Joshua Mikel, a gay subtext, and two homophobic jokes

 Human Discoveries: Paleolithic hunks invent underwear.  With Adam Devine, nude Milo Ventimiglia and Zac Efron

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Mac gets fat, Charlie refuses sex, and Michael O'Hearn flexes.

J-L

Justified: Kentucky cowboy has gay-subtext romance with an unhinged thug. Lots of thug dick

Kim's Convenience: Korean family runs a convenience store in a gay-free Toronto.  With some gay guest stars.

The Lake: Sleazy mayor Jerry O'Connell wants a three-way with Justin and his date. What's a gay guy to do?

Littlekenny: A kid-sized version of Letterkenny, with a gay kid, less homophobia, and some grown-up butts.

Looking: Gay dudebros in San Francisco look for love and sex, with countless directorial tricks and some bonus nudity

Lucifer: A hetero-horny Miles Burgess, gay/bi erasure, three butts, and a dick

M-O

The Mick: Strong gay subtexts and ample beefcake do not save this gloomfest.

Modern Family:

Episode 5.6: Gloria's crush on Adam Devine, Phil's three-way, and Cam and Mitchell's swishing contest

Episode 5.13: Jak acts girly, Mitch and Cam butt in, and Phil wants Cavalero's lips on his mouth.  Who doesn't?

Episode 5.17: Jay is way more homophobic than Andy  (With a nude Dylan bonus)

Mosaic: A children's book, murder, James and Kelton Dumont, and a dead alligator

My Life with the Walter Boys: Five brothers, three hunks, and an instant replay of the Kelvin/Keefe mishegas

NCIS New Orleans: The guy from Wings and the guy from Quantum Leap are kidnapped by the guy from Oz.

Northern Exposure: Progressive homophobia, three guys in a sauna, and much ado about toilets.

The Other Two: Cary goes shirtless, Chase twerks, and there's enough bulges and butts for everyone

P-R

Partner Track: High power attorney is passed over by people with penises.  Yes, I show a few.

The Quarry: Skyler Gisondo and some gay/bi hunks fight werewolves

Raising Dion. Gay kid with superpowers, his Scoobies, and his soap-opera Mom.  With Gavin Munn.

Redeeming Dave: Church for losers includes Tony Cavalero, a drag queen, and a porn star

The Resort: Skyler Gisondo disappears on Christmas day at a creepy Mayan resort

Ride Share: Skyler Gisondo's Bar Mitzvah, Beau Mirchoff's dick, and Andy Favreau just because

Ripley: A slow, artistic version of the gay subtext con artist/murderer, with Tom's bum and Dickie's dick

The Ropes: Unreliable narrator Rashomon about bouncers. Take careful notes.

Run the Burbs: They're run by the Pham Phamily, with a queer daughter, a gay jerk, and some phine Phung penis.

S-U

The Santa Clarita Diet: Witty dialogue, zombies, gross-out humor, Skyler Gisondo, and bare butts.

Scavenger's Reign, With a bunch of Skyler  Gisondo pics to take your mind off it

Schitt's Creek: Quirky small town in Canada (but don't tell anyone) has gay/bi guys and lots of beefcake

School Spirits: Ghost girl, her gay BFF, and their buds solve a mystery.  With bonus nude photos of el novio

Scream Queens: Glen Powell and John Stamos compare dicks in a sinister hospital

The Sinner: Retired cop, sleazoid prof, and predatory chum, in New York or Australia

Solar Opposites:

Do Korvo and Terry act like a married couple?  Do they call each other "husbands"?  Do they have sex?

Episode 4.9: Skyler Gisondo and Kieran Culkin as a human and an alien bat-being in love.

Valentine's Day Special: Did it really change everything?

Sons of Anarchy: Trans Walton Goggins, a motorcycle club,  and 3 nude men.

The Strongest Men in History: Robert Oberst and his pals recreate Viking challenges. With Danish dick.

Teenage Bounty Hunters: Two girls at a high-power Christian academy get a side gig.

Tell Me a Story: With lots of bulges, biceps, butts, sleazoids, and shootings.

Under the Banner of Heaven: Murder and spiritual crisis in a fundamentalist Mormon family with five sons.

Unstable: Father and son Lowes are grieving, the Pilgrim Twins have small dongs, and there's a gay sycophant

V-Z

Veep: Penis jokes, Tim Baltz, homophobia, and frontal nudity

Vice Principals:

Episode 1.8: Danny McBride and Walton Goggins have dreams of glory

Episode 2.5: Danny McBride dates a teenage boy, and gay rumors can destroy your life.

 Wet Hot American Summer: Skyler in a satyr costume, a gaslit gay couple, and learning how to use your penis

With Love Episode: Jorge and Henry's bachelor party in Las Vegas.  With lots of bonus butts.

Workaholics:

Episode 1.9: Adam kisses a cougar, gets frisky with Ders, and raps as a bodybuilding fairy wizard.

Episode 1.10: Adam would suck a man's cock for $900. Does he take credit cards?

Episode 3.7: Bodybuilders for the Lord turn out to be gay

Episode 3.19: Blake faces a line-bully, Adam fights a zombie Apocalypse, and Ders and Karl touch tips

Episode 4.13: "Do you think the guys having sex upstairs might be gay?"

Episode 5.1: Blake becomes a porn star, Ders is into kinky stuff, and Adam is gay

Episode 5.5: Penis jokes and buddy-bonding at a Gay Pride Party

Episode 7.3: Blake sucks a...Adam sucks on...well, there's lots of gay sex jokes, and everybody loses their pants

Young Rock: Dwayne hits the big time, with lots of locker room wrestler beefcake, including Miles Burgess

You're the Worst: Homophobic rapper hooks up with gay stereotype