The nude male celebrity subreddit posted this photo "Kevin Held Longhorns," so I figured he was an athlete, a player for the Texas Longhorns (the University of Texas football teme). When I looked up his Instagram, I found "Kevin Held, Husband, Uncle, Dogfather, host of The Bright Side with Kevin and Jason."
Telling us that he's straight in the tagline...wait, he's hugging a dude in the first ten photos, and wishing "Happy Valentine's Day to my traveling companion, dancing partner, co-dog parent, trudging partner, better half, and love of my life."
Dude has a husband. Must have come out after he retired.
Later on his Instagram, Kevin displays a poster for the romantic comedy Analysis Paralysis (2018), with Jason T. Gaffney (left). He discussed it on Jeff and Will's Big Fiction Podcast.
The plot: it's about "the intersection of imagination and anxiety, and the courage to reach for love." Um... pretentious purple prose doesn't make me want to see the movie? I just want to know if the patient (Jason) schtupps his therapist.
No. he schtupps the cute guy at the coffee shop (Kevin), who shows his butt.
That's very open for a newly out ex-footballer. I'm confused.
The mystery solved after the break. Plus more penises.