Fiction

 

Autobiographical Stories

Childhood/High School:

Arabic and Class Rings: Cruising at West Point during my junior year

The Guy on the Prospect List: win souls any way you can

I Learn about Gay Sex in the Church Parking Lot  Don't worry, I don't actually do anything.

 The Nazarene Teen Idol

I Pray Through to Vic-trah: With Phil's hand on my....

My Job as an Athletic Trainer

Nazarene Baptism: A liberal preacher, a swimming pool baptism, and a lot of sausage sightings

On My Knees in a Cute Guy's Bedroom. To pray.  What did you think was happening?

 The Preacher Pops a Boner

Showering with Portuguese guys at a church conference in Switzerland

College/Grad School:

Tbe Baptist Student Union: Two Baptist guys give in to temptation

The First Gay Rights March in Iowa

Freshman Year: Newly out, I ask Jack Kerouac for a date, not realizing that...

The German Singer.  Don't worry, we were both over 18

Indiana University: My first visit to an adult bookstore

Spring Break in Iceland: A hookup with a Nordic god

West Hollywood:

A Date with Kris leads to Christopher Atkins' Dick: plus hiking at Griffith Park

Hung Harvey: I hook up with the boyfriend of Sabrina the Teenage Witch

Lou Ferrigno: My late-night hookup with the Incredible Hulk

"Only Fools Wear Pajamas": Reconnecting with my Cousin George

Travel

Arkansas:  8 Arkansan hunks throwing an axe, playing chess, and hanging out

Balkans: 12 Serbian studs, hung Herzegovinians, and Croatian cocks

Central Asia: Twelve Mongolian musclemen, Uzbek boyfriends, and Kyrgyz cocks

France: Eight Bayeux boyfriends, Aix amis, and Parisian cocombres

Germany: 8 divine Deutcher dudes with sizeable Schwanzen

Hungary: 8 Budapest bulges, Pecs penises, and Miskolc muscles

Iowa: 10 Hawkeye hunks

Ireland: 9 Kilkenny cocks and Dublin dicks.

Ireland, New Zealand, Ohio, Scotland: 15 glorious Gavins and magnificent muscle Munns from around the world

New Orleans: 8 Cajun cocks and bulging backcity men for your crewe

Portugal: Braga bulges, Porto penises, dancers, a gay couple, and a duke

Scotland: 8 staunch Scotsmen with right proper stauners under their sporrans

South America; 8 Indios with pecs, abs, bulges, and the highest penis strings in the tribe

South Carolina: Penises and packages

Wyoming: 8 guys flexing in Idaho, hiking in Wyoming, and hooking up in Colorado

Gemstone Stories

Before Season 1:

 How do I Know If I'm G...: Young Gideon and Pontius have a sleepover with cute guys

Season 1:

Kelvin and Keefe under the Christmas tree: Everyone thinks that they are boyfriends except Kelvin

My Boyfriend and my Satanist Ex-boyfriend at Thanksgiving Dinner: Keefe's ex is still interested

Is there Sex After Death?:  Scotty is dead, but he still needs to forgive and be forgiven if he wants to see Gideon again

Season 2:

Kelvin Sees His Mother's Ghost: After the Episode 2.6 sex scene

Season 3:

Bondage doesn't solve everything.  Kelvin and Keefe break up

Gideon Moves out of the Friend Zone. During the breakup, Gideon gets the nerve to ask Keefe out.

The Kiss Heard 'Round the World: The day of the Episode 3.8 kiss, seen through the eyes of Amber, Gideon, Eli, Judy, Keefe, and Jesse

Kelvin's Rebound Date with Percy: After the Episode 3.4 break-up

Season 4 and After:

BJ's Angels: A Charlie's Angels parody starring Joel Rush, Peter Kaasa, and Skyler Gisondo, with a guest appearance by Adam Devine

Kelvin and Keefe, Matchmakers: Cousin Karl has just come out, and wants a boyfriend. 

A Perfect Southern Gentleman, Part 1: Cousin Karl has been dating Percy for three weeks, and thinks it is time for "bedroom things"

A Perfect Southern Gentleman, Part 2: Their first night together

Where You Go, I Will Go: The Kelvin/Keefe commitment ceremony

Art and Music

Double Vision: Based on the Foreigner song with nude photos of Gideon and Keefe

Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too: Based on the Crazy Ex Girlfriend song

I'm Not in Love: Kelvin tries to convince himself. Based on the 10cc song

Richie Rich joins a gym. With Rory and Kieran cocks, and Kelvin Gemstone Comics

The Things We Do For Love: Based on the 10cc song

Memes

Season 1: Kelvin bottoms, Pontius says "gay." Gideon falls in love, and Keefe checks for semen loads

Season 2: Kelvin swishes, Joe Canoli bulges, I don't get an Easy Bake Oven, and there's no Brad Pitt.

Season 3, Part 1: Dildos, the nice Satanist guy, a limp wrist, and what Stephen fantasizes about

Season 3, Part 2: Kelvin dates, Keefe goes down, and that's not Jerry O'Connell's cock

Season 3, Part 3: The bare-butt massage, plowing, posting, and what a kiss is for

Future Memes: A gay resort, dogs' cousin night, a nude wedding, a demon in the sack, and "Who dreamed it?"

Gideon Memes: Impressing a cute guy, the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, and his first fully clothed scene in five years.

Kelvin/Keefe Memes: date night, dildos, testifying, honeymooning. Even my grandmother knows.

Montgomery Boys Manscaping: "If you've got a dick, we're on it!"