It's been awhile since Righteous Gemstones wrapped its fourth and final season, but Gavin Munn, who played Abraham, continues to fill his social media with interesting pictures that I can spin into thematic posts. In this case, fishing.
I've only been forced to go fishing once or twice. It was awful:
You sit in a rickety boat or on a rickety dock, with only a thin veneer of wood separating you from 40 feet of gross, dank water, while the mosquitos eat you alive. You bait a hook with gross, squishy worms, dunk them in the water, and wait.
And wait and wait and wait.
Eventually a fish takes the bait, and you pull it onto the dock or the boat, where it struggles wildly and finally dies. Congratulations, you've suffocated an animal to death.
Then you have to scale it, gut it, and cook it.
And it's never as big as the 65-pound wahoo that Gavin caught.
But fishing has its perks: it's hot, so the shirts come off. And sometimes the pants.
Vintage n*de fishermen.
More after the break. Caution: Explicit.