RG Beefcake and Boyfriends: Aaron Moody: Who has the monster cock, the Nip/Tuck fratboy or the Swindon reserve goal keeper? With two butts and a lot of monster cocks

I swear, I did it right this time. Searching for short videos on the nude celebrity site, I found Aaron Moody displaying an enormous cock. So big that it was rather shocking, and I've seen a lot of them.

I've been fooled before with videos of non-actors, so I immediately checked the IMDB, and found that Aaron Moody had six acting roles. His professional resume listed several more.

Ok, we were good to go on a profile.

Aaron was born on December 18, 1979 in Grants Pass, Oregon, in the far south of the state, near the California border. As a teenager he had starring roles in The Tell Tale Heart, Philadelphia Here I Come, and Twelfth Night. After graduating from high school in 1998, he moved to Los Angeles, took acting lessons, and started auditioning.

In 2000 his commercial for the Volkswagon Cabrio won a Cleo Award, and hit #48 on the Cosmo list of "Sexiest Stuff Ever." The guy and his girlfriend drive their Cabrio through the darkness to a house party, where everyone is impressed.

Aaron's tv debut came the same year, on an episode of Crime Strike: a recreation of real-life events where "heroic citizens" used guns to defend themselves against aggressors. Sounds like a validation of the Tough on Crime Movement, which gave the U.S. the highest incarceration rate in the world.

Next came a short, The Truth about Beef Jerky (2002): Count Nugent (a parody of singer Ted Nugent) lures a group of hippies with the promise of a music festival, but he and his right-wing pals are really going to kill the "deviants" and turn them into beef jerky.

The short is available for streaming on Youtube: Aaron plays the hackey-sack playing Paul, who is eviscerated by Count Nugent's arrows.

Filmmaker Fritz Junker was definitely on the side of the hippies: "I spent six months researching Nugent's lifestyle. He's a total and complete lunatic."

Aaron's next major on-screen role came in a 2005 episode of the plastic-surgery show Nip/Tuck: Christian is called in to perform emergency surgery on a fraternity hazing ritual gone wrong: Alex (Aaron) and another pledge had their cheeks super-glued to the butt of Derek (Adam Henderschott).

I went through the entire episode on fast-forward, to see if Aaron returns. Later Christian (Julian McMahon, top photo) shows his butt, savagely criticizes a guy for being bisexual, says that his girlfriend is "my property" (she agrees), and tells us that "the traditional ways are the best: marriage should consist of one man and one woman." Holy cow, the guy is a sexist, homophobic bigot. Apparently the show was well known for its homophobia.

In 2006 Aaron played a dialogue replacement actor in John Tucker Must Die and a reporter in Love, Hollywood Style: "four intertwining stories filled with fantasy, set in the entertainment industry on Valentine's Day." I haven't found a plot synopsis online.

Next came two plays:

The Speed of Darkness: Two Vietnam veterans have a terrible secret that could destroy their lives (no, it's not being gay).

Thursday: A drama about a lady who lost her leg in the London bombing.

And two short films:

Chope (2007): A young man deals with the death of his mother.

Cessation (2009): Matt (Ben Shields) thinks that he met the Girl of His Dreams, but she turns into a monster.

And "loop group" for Adventures in Appletown (2009), starring Cole and Dylan Sprouse from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

The monster cock after the break. Caution: Explicit.

After 2009, Aaron's acting record ends abruptly. He has no social media presence. I found his sister, living back in Grants Pass, but she doesn't mention him. Did he die, or get his realtor's license and vanish into civilian life?

Something was wrong. Why would you post a lot of nude photos and a j/o video, but nothing else?

Also, this is a young man taking a selfie. Smartphones didn't become popular until the 2010s.

Could the nude photos be of another celebrity named Aaron Moody?

There are many Aaron Moodys out there. I found a golfer, a college football player, a musician, a graphic designer, a corrections officer, a high schooler in my home town, and lots of guys "married to the most beautiful, wonderful girl in the universe." But which was famous enough to get his photos on a "nude celebrity" website?

Could this be the "celebrity" Aaron Moody? He's a football (soccer) player. Born in 1995, he attended the Swindown FC Academy, where "boys from U7 to U16 compete in the Elite Professional Club Programme." He joined the Swindon Town League in 2013 as a Reserve Goal Keeper.

The Reserve Goal Keeper replaces the starting goal keeper if he is injured or does not perform properly.

So, a back-up player. Doesn't sound very famous.

But when I searched for "Aaron Moody" and "nude," I found dozens of references to "British football Aaron Moody's 11-inch cock!!!", with multiple photos and .gifs on several websites.

Turns out that he's famous to everyone but me.

By this point, I was two and a half hours into my research, with no time left for the real Aaron Moody. One of the photos shows him with a lady, so he's straight. Or at least not gay.