Skyler's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 1: Birthdays, biceps, and a Viking Satyr. Plus Asa Butterfield's junk

Skyler Gisondo is not my favorite actor.  Endless gay crumbs with no resolution as Gideon on The Righteous Gemstones, then deliberate queerbaiting as Jimmy Olsen on Superman.  But technically neither were his fault, he's cute, and up to 2025, his social media was overbrimming with gay teases, so let's look at some photos.   

1. 24th birthday, with cat, odd presents, and a bare chest.

2. That's the way I play basketball, too.

3. When gay guys have a party, they find something more interesting to do than play Monopoly.

4. Skyler starred in The Santa Clarita Diet as the boyfriend of the daughter of the zombified Sheila Hammond.  Thomas Novak played their high school principal.

5.Skyler dressed as a Viking Satyr for a competition in Wet Hot American Summer.   If you don't like eating hot peppers, I have another suggestion.

6. A more realistic Viking-Satyr costume for you to consider

More genuine Gisondo after the break. Warning: explicit.

Davo Hardy: Australian filmmaker with a lot of gay roles and a j/o video. Plus his boyfriend's video and his buddies' cocks.

This morning I started my usual circuit of entertainment and beefcake sites, when two gifs popped up on the celebrity penis subreddit: a middle aged man looking very proud of himself as he beats off.  Nice cock, but ruined by the prominent wedding ring. 

Photo after the break. 

The blurb said that he was David Hardy, an Australian filmmaker. Actually it's Davo Hardy

According to Model Mayhem, he's primarily a life model, with ten years of experience "at some of the most prestigious fine arts colleges around Sydney."  He's 5'9", 176 pounds. 

His profile on the IMDB says that he's "an auteur of confronting and cerebral independent films," "exploring heavy subject matter with deep academic research."

I checked a few of them for gay content.

Boy Toy (2012): Andrew has a small cock, so he asks a urologist about enlargement surgery, with "hilarious results." 

Complex (2014): Two men share an apartment.  One is a nudist.  He specifies that they are heterosexual.

Aaron's Consent (2014): Not consent to gay activity. Aaron has cerebral palsy and profound deafness, and wants a heterosexual relationship.

A Silent Agreement (2017): A stammering writer (Davo) and his profoundly deaf partner (Joshua Seeley).  They are a gay couple, not writing partners. The first film to showcase Auslan, Australian Sign Language.  

Desire/Ability (2023): A man with multiple disabilities (Matthew Archibald, top photo) discusses sexuality and romance. The trailer shows him with his boyfriend (David Charlie).

The j/o scene is from Public Eye (2021): "Children's entertainer Elliot (Davo) falls from grace when his NSFW content circulates online."  There's  no synopsis available, but the movie was filmed during the COVID shutdown, and the trailer shows a lot of people being interviewed.  Plus clips of nude guys, mostly played by regulars in Davo's movies.

Howard (Dirk Nagel, left) sounds his boyfriend. 

More after the break

Gavin Duh: Croatian ghost, London Boy, fashionista. With other Gavins and Croatian dudes nude

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David Naughton: The cutest guy of the Disco Era tells us to "Be a Pepper" and shows us his d*ck

 

Is this not the cutest guy you've ever seen?  Other than Wes Stern (sigh) and Adam Devine, of course.

Between 1977 and 1981, the recent University of Pennsylvania graduate David Naughton could be seen in dozens of tv commercials, prancing about in a white shirt, black vest, and bulging jeans, selling Dr. Pepper.

"I'm a Pepper -- wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?"

I don't like the soft drink, but the spokesman was one of my first crushes.

David's fame from the commercials led to an invitation to star in Makin' It (1979), a rip-off of Saturday Night Fever with David and Greg Antonacci as disco-dancing brothers.  He also recorded the theme song:

Makin' it, oo makin' it, I'm solid gold.

I've got the goods

They stand when I walk through the neighborhoods

I'm makin' it

"Hit tv series" was a little premature: Makin' It was canned after nine episodes.

Next came Midnight Madness (1980), with teams of college students on an all-night scavenger hunt.  David's team, the good guys, includes his younger brother (Michael J. Fox before Family Ties).  There are also teams of jocks, spoiled rich kids, and girls.  I didn't notice any gay subtexts.

But American Werewolf in London (1981) has one.

College students David and Griffin Dunne are hiking through the Scottish highlands, when they are attacked by a werewolf.  Griffin is killed, and David turns, in scenes that emphasize his physique and penis.

More after the break