School Spirits (2023-) stars Peyton List as Maddie Near, a high school student who suddenly finds herself wandering among the ghosts of other students (and one faculty member) who died at Split River High. They have more lax rules than the ghosts of Ghosts: they can eat, change clothes, read books, and manipulate objects (although everything resets); but they cannot leave school property, and they cannot communicate with the living. Except Maddie can. Her ghost and living friends work together to solve the mystery of her disappearance. Spoiler alert: She's not really dead.
There's some gay representation, and the beefcake quotient is very high. Here are the top twelve hunks (with their dicks after the break):
1. Kristian Ventura as Simon, who had an unrequited crush on Maddie, and now can see and talk to her. He's one of the main suspects in her disappearance.
2. Josh Zuckerman as Mr. Martin, a chemistry teacher who died in a lab explosion in 1968. He runs an Afterlife Support Group, and gives the students assignments that supposedly will help them move on to the afterlife. But he has a lot of secrets.
3. Nick Pugliese, top photo and left, as Charley, who died of a peanut allergy in the 1990s, just after a fight with his boyfriend (who is now a teacher at the school, so Maddie asks Simon to arrange an apology).
4. Miles Elliot as Yuri, who died in the 1970s. In order to avoid Mr. Martin's activities, he pretended to be cycling (only semi conscious, repeating the same action over and over); but in Season 2 he joins the gang, and starts dating Charley.
5. Zack Calderon (left) as Diego Herrera, the older brother of Maddie's living friend Nicole.
6. Milo Mannheim as Wally Clark, who died at a football game in the 1980s (the stadium is named after him). He insists that the gang watch only sports movies, and continues to work out, leading one to conclude that ghosts have functioning cardiovascular systems. In Season 2, Maddie and Wally start dating.
Dick pic after the break. Caution: Explicit.
Milo's dick, from a j/o session
7. Spencer MacPherson as Xavier, Maddie's boyfriend when she disappeared, and the chief suspect (spoiler alert: he's innocent). Later he has a near-death experience, and gains the ability to communicate with some ghosts, notably Maddie's father.
Spencer's dick. He has several j/o photos online.
8. Danny Mac (left) as Dave Nears, Maddie's father, who drowned when she was nine years old, but didn't die until he got to the hospital. Now he's stuck there. I imagine that hospitals have lots of spirits, unless they usually move on right away.
9. Ian Tracey as Sheriff Baxter, Xavier's Dad.
10. Andres Soto (left) as Mr. Figueroa, Charley's boyfriend in the 1990s, all grown up and a teacher at the school. He has a husband.
Sorry, I didn't have enough room for a face shot.
11. Dylan Floyde as a deputy sheriff.
12. Austin Falk as...well, who cares?
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