Thursday, June 27, 2024

Dan Cudmore: Colossus, Felix, fitness model, and the God of War. Plus his colossal Colossus cock



Canadian actor Dan Cudmore has 51 credits on the IMDB, including Peter Rasputin, aka Colossus, in the X-Men franchise, Felix in the Twilight franchise, Jackhammer in Arrow, Gridlock in The Flash, and Behemoth Thing in Superman & Lois.









He specializes in superheroes and supervillains like Colossus, but he's done other projects.  I first saw him in Magicians, as the God of War.  Apprised that a gay-stereotype god called the Nameless is looking for something the other gods stole from him, he responds "I don't know what it is, but you have my permission to search my ball sack with your tongue."  I know he's just playing a character, but still, his homophobic quip left a bad taste in my mouth, so to speak.



His other projects include comedies like Fresh Off the Boat, romcoms like All of My Heart (as the romantic lead's friend who devotes his life to getting him laid), and horror like Rites of Passage, which appears to have a gay subtext -- not his. 






Also 14 stunt credits including Psych, The Predator, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

At least one stunt cock.








Some fitness modeling from early in his career?

More Daniel after the break







I'm not sure about this photo.  It would have to be early in Daniel's career, and this guy looks too old. But you never know.










This guy, on the other hand, looks a little too young.

Searching for "Daniel Cudmore" and "gay" yields the usual: "He's gay!  My cousin knows a guy who had sex with him."








And "He's 100% gay, like Felix on Twilight!"

The biography of Felix on the fan wiki doesn't mention him being 100% gay.

Dan's instagram is full of pictures of his wife and kids.  His post on "Diversity in Stunting" does not mention LGBT people. 

And he posts on "Adulting," meaning movie night with the wife and kids, asserting that gay men and lesbians can never grow up.  So I'm going to say straight in real life, and not necessarily an ally.



 


At least we have his colossal cock.

See also: Danny Griffiths, star of the Winx Saga

Marcus Hodson: Shape-shifting demon or hyper-masculine Midlands model?

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