RG Beefcake and Boyfriends: "Wednesday": The Top 13 Hunks and Hunkoids of Nevermore Academy, some gay, some with d*cks

The second season of Wednesday, featuring the boarding-school adventures of the Addams Family girl, has dropped on Netflix. Again there seem to be no gay characters. Netflix is usually good at LGBT representation; I'm guessing that it's the Charles Addams estate that wants Wednesday's world to be gay-free.

But there are a number of gay actors, and a variety of hunks and hunkoids to add to the queer enjoyment of the series.

1. Hunter Doohan as Tyler, son of the local sheriff and secretly a hyde (werewolf).

Hunter's backside.

Hunter is gay, and married to Fielder Jewett.

2. Isaac Ordonez as Pugsley, Wednesday's younger brother, a new student at the school. He's also a fashion model who wears multiple rings, so I assume that he's gay.

3. Georgie Farmer as Ajax Petropolus, a gorgon student at Nevermore Academy. His social media doesn't mention a girlfriend, so....

4. Luis Guzman (right) as Wednesday's father Gomez, who gets a plotline in Season 2.

Short and chubby, two selling points, if he's available.

5. Haley Joel Osment, the "I see dead people" kid, as a serial killer. I've always assumed that he's gay, but Google AI says he's straight (or rather "not gay").

6. Moosa Mostafa as Eugene, Wednesday's ally, who has a crush on her roommate.

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7. Owen Painter as Slurp, a dead guy whom Pugsley reanimates with a clockwork heart. He then enrolls at Nevermore Academy. I don't know which he is.

8. Joonas Suotamo as Lurch, the family butler.

9. Noah B. Taylor as Bruno Yuson, a werewolf student at Nevermore Academy who is dating Wednesday's roommate. Noah brought a boyfriend to the premiere party, so he's probably gay.