RG Beefcake and Boyfriends: Workaholics Episode 3.7: Bodybuilders for the Lord turn out to be gay, so the guys try to help. With Kali cock

Adam Devine said on his podcast that Workaholics Episode 3.7 inspired Danny McBride to offer him the role of Kelvin on The Righteous Gemstones. I'm not so sure: this episode aired in 2012, long before the Gemstones, Unlikely, since it aired in 2012, long before The Righteous Gemstones was ever conceived of. But there are certainly parallels between the Gaylord's Force and Kelvin's God Squad.

Scene 1: The guys are hiding in a supply closet at work, watching The Lord's Force, bodybuilders who perform strength stunts. "How did these buffed dudes escape my radar?" Blake wonders. Their interest in hot guys has never been more obvious.

The Lord's Force is performing in town tomorrow. Adam wants to watch the show, then try out. Der protests that the show is religious, and Adam doesn't believe in anything.

"I'm very religious! Father, Son, whatever. Noah's ark, two animals having sex."

Scene 2: The show is sold out. They try to get in by claiming to be bad people who need salvation: Doesn't work. Darn, I wanted to see the actual show.

Scene 3: They wait outside until two members of the Lord's Force, Ram and Samson (Adam Dunnells, Scott Connors), come out. Adam begs them to go out for a beer with him. Wait -- Evangelicals don't drink.

Scene 4: At the bar, drinking shots. Ram and Samson go out to smoke. The guys don't smoke, but decide that it would be cool, so they rush out to find Ram and Samson.. .kissing? They are shocked.

Of course, bodybuilders can't be gay, so the guys figure that they're just good buddies, checking o each other's breath, so they are ready to "kiss hot chicks"? Strangely, I heard that on fan boards after the Kelvin-Keefe kiss.

Their manager, Rev. Troy, pulls up. This is a homophobic squad -- the guys are busted! They claim that they are playing "gay chicken," where straight guys try to out-gay each other. Der demonstrates by moving in for a kiss with Adam, who backs away. "You lost!"

Rev. Troy asks God what to do about "the gay thing." God says "Fire them." But they'll be stranded in a strange town in the middle of a tour.

Scene 5: The guys are letting Ram and Samson stay with them. They offer a "proposition." Misunderstanding, thinking that they want sex, Samson insists that they are not gay. "No, of course you're not gay, Dudes with giant muscles are never gay."

"Maybe I am gay," Ram says. "I'm just really confused right now." Is he really "questioning," or pretending so he can stay in the closet.

Easy way to find out if you're gay: kiss. If you don't feel anything, you're not gay. Ram and Samson start kissing, and end up pawing all over each other. The guys are shocked, but double-down. "Ok, you've proven that you're not gay. You can stop kissing now."

On to the proposition: let's start a Lord's Force. Samson and Ram aren't sure.

Scene 6: A montage of the guys going about their daily activities, running into Ram and Samson getting it on, and being embarrassed. No one can sleep because of the bed-squeaking and moaning ("You're injuring yourselves working out").

Adam catches them showerng together ("to conserve water"), and notes that they have monster dicks: "Chicks must love sucking those."

Scene 7: Finally catching on, probably because Ram and Samson are having sex right in front of them, the guys propose the Gaylord's Force, with a bicep-and-penis logo and and the motto: "If you can take the pain of a man's unit pressing into your butt, you've got the strength to do anything." This is homophobic: not all gay men are anal bottoms, and those who are don't see it as an ordeal, but as an enjoyable sexual act. Plus "Gaylord" is often useds as a slur. But the guys seem to believe that they are helping.

Der has had enough: "I don't mind the sucking and screwing, but are you going to be part of this show are not?" That's not what I expected him to say. Ok, they agree.

Scene 8: The guys are setting up a "gay stage" for the show, when Rev Troy pulls up in his van. He wants Samson and Ram back. He'll offer up to $38,000 per year. A terrible salary!

They decide to go back. They explain that they're not gay anymore: it was just a phase. They're actually just hypocrites, willing to stay in the closet to promote their career. But the guys are welcome to come to their show tonight.

Scene 9: Rev. Troy begins the show: "We are the Lord's Force, and we are going to murder the devil." David (Kali Muscle) breaks a baseball bat in half. The Wolf breaks concrete blocks. Samson and Ram try to lift a 1,000 pound cross over their heads, but struggle. Notice the parallel with the much-bigger cross in Kelvin's God Squad.

"I should never have asked you back, you pillow-biters!" Rev. Troy sneers.

Adam comes to the rescue, suggesting that they use "the Gaylord's Force." They are able to lift the cross. Then they kiss! Everyone in the congregation is shocked and storms out, but the guys rush onto the stage to congratulate them.

Scene 10: At the house, some gay guys are waiting for the Gaylords Force show. But Ram and Samson aren't coming: they're moving to Vermont to start a new life.Vermont legalized same-sex marriage in 2009. The guys have to perform themselves.

Adam notes that he's had sex with over five women, but he can still channel Gay Strength. He pretends to break some pre-broken bricks and beans himself with a board, but then tears a real phone book in half. The crowd applauds. "I will sign your dicks!" he exclaims. The end.

Beefcake: Adam is constantly on display, plus some chest and pixilated dick shots of the muscle men.

Heterosexism: Excellent depiction of heteronormativity: "whatever Ram and Samson do must be what straight guys do, because gay people do not exist."

Homophobia: Again, the guys are gay allies, but the depiction of Ram and Samson is problematic. Gay men are hypersexual, doing it constantly, and utterly unreliable, selling out their friends twice.