Agent Elvis: McConaughey as the King, Cavalero as a drug dealer with a bulge, and Gary Coleman as a dick with a dick

 Agent Elvis (2023) features Elvis Presley (Matthew McConaughey) interacting with some of the real people and events of the 1960s, like Timothy Leary, Howard Hughes, and the Rolling Stones concert at Altamont, but as a secret agent, working for the mysterious Commander (Don Cheadle).  Episode 1.3 has a Tony Cavalero sighting.

While filming A Change of Habit (1969), Elvis hears about the Moon Landing, and, upset that he's not going, decides to take out his frustration on some drug dealers.   His assistant Bobby Ray (Johnny Knoxville) tells him that Flyboy (Tony Cavalero), who hangs out in the studio parking lot, selling maps to movie stars' homes, actually sells cocaine.   His handler tells him that they still have scenes to shoot, but he rushes down to the parking lot.

Why is Flyboy dressed as a pimp to sell cocaine?  He explains that drug dealing and pimping have an intersecting clientele. 

Who is his cocaine supplier?  Flyboy doesn't want to say, because "snitches get stitches," so Elvis steals his clothes, ties him up in the back seat of his car, and sics his ape companion, Scatter, on him.  Faced with having his head bit off, Flyboy tells him.  

With Flyboy trapped in the trunk, Elvis enters a sleazy apartment building.  His handler appears again, ordering him to get back to the studio to film the remaining scenes. Besides, taking down drug dealers won't get him on the Moon Mission: "No matter what you do, it's not going to turn you into an astronaut." 

Elvis doesn't listen: he beats up the drug wholesaler and his henchmen, but Scatter kills them before they can tell him about the big cocaine shipment coming in.

More after the break

He returns to Flyboy and threatens to have Scatter shoot his balls off unless he squeals (animated underwear shot -- the boy is hung!) "Man, I'm gonna have a bruise on my dick!" he exclaims.  But he gives the intel: Big Rod (get it?), who hangs out down by the pier.

Compare the animated bulge with the real-life bulge of Don Cheadle.

And Johnny Knoxville. 

That's the last we see of Flyboy.  I'm not sure if he is killed or left in the trunk.  Either way, he doesn't display any heterosexual interest, and there's an extensive reference to his penis.  Classic Cavalero.

There's one more gay joke in the episode.  Turns out that the Moon Landing is being faked, and the Commander wanted Elvis to watch it with him: "I had a whole thing planned -- drinks, snacks, a chocolate volcano, cuddles."  So he wants to cuddle with Elvis?  

Left: The penis of Gary Cole, who plays President Nixon

Update: Episode 1.4 contains male-male making out and a fully nude guy bouncing around.

See also: Chad Mountain: Matthew McConaughey's "Longtime Associate"