The Top 16 Gemstone Cocks: big, not so big, on the show and off.

The Righteous Gemstones was unique in its enthusiastic portrayal of penises in nearly every episode. lus a number of the actors who didn't get a chance to show their stuff on the show have obligingly posted pictures of their inches on the internet.  Here are my favorites, some huge, some not, but all a pleasure to watch.

1. Stephen Schneider (left) as Stephen had an affair with Judy Gemstone in Season 3.  Her husband BJ burst into his house during a j/o session, and fought him to reclaim his manhood. The actor was offered a prosthetic, but he wanted to perform with his real cock on display.  I can see why.

2. Blair Jackson played the boyfriend of Dot Nancy, whom Kelvin Gemstone is trying to draw away from Satan, in Season 1.  Off-camera, he has shown us his stuff.

3. Walton Goggins.  In our first view of the elderly grifter Baby Billy, he stands up in his bathtub to reveal a cock of superhuman proportions (they actually useed a stand in).  It re-appeared so often in Season 4 that even gay male viewers got tired of it.

4. Stephen Dorf,  who played the nasty, homophobic, and probably gay megachurch pastor Vance Simkins, goes full frontal in a movie from 2005.. 

5. Jak Kriskowski appeared in a scene where Pontius enrolls in military school.  His scene was cut, but Jak joined the army in real life, and has given us a cute peeking-out-of-his-pants shot.

6, Kelton Dumont, as wild child Pontius Gemstone, was caught schtupping his girlfriend and jumped up and tried to hide it. After a lot of photo manipulation, about all you can see is a bit of the shaft.  But I found a few other possibilities.

7. Adam Devine: To our disappointment, Kelvin Gemstone showed his backside quite often, but never his front. Probably to emphasize that he is a bottom, and self-conscious about his small size.  In real life, Adam is hung. We've seen it several times in his movies.

8. Cullen Moss as the security guard hot for Gideon's boyfriend Scotty.  He goes full frontal in a 2021 movie.

More after the break.  Caution: Explicit.

9. Austin Seifert  played one of the Cycle Ninjas who attack the Gemstones in Season 2.  This is during his time off.

10. Jackson Kelly played a dying soldier whom Elijah Gemstone prays for in the Civil War episode. I found some impressive views of what is probably his penis.

10. Caleb Ruminer played another dying Civil War solder.  Off-screen, he has favored us with a j/o video.

12. Zack Osterman  played one of the thugs hired by the evil Rev. Seasons to trash the satellite church in Seaon 1. Eli forces them to strip and run through the mall naked.  Zack has rather a small cock, but when you're that cute, who cares?

13. Tony Cavalero. In the Season 1 Finale, Kelvin Gemstone bursts into Club Sinister to find his estranged boyfriend Keefe immersed in an isolation tank, wearing a gimp suit, with only his aroused penis visible.  Tony said that it was "mostly" him.

14. Joel Rush: In Season 2, the God Squad goes rogue and traps Keefe in a tiger cage.  They take turns shoving their cocks through a glory hole.  First up: Sky (Joel).  I think it was a prosthetic.

15. Brock O'Hurn as Torsten doesn't use the glory hole , but he shows his stuff on an episode of Euphoria.  It's really him, not a prosthetic.

16. Marcus Adair  played another member of the God Squad, the one who Kelvin claims to have snuck into his yurt and massaged all night.  What, exactly, didi you massage, Brother?