Saturday, October 7, 2023

Adam Devine's divine dick



The Righteous Gemstones is known for its cock shots, but none come from the main cast, so all we have seen of Kelvin (Adam DeVine) to date is his physique, bulge, and butt.  

That's enough for some people, some hum-drum everyday people, but most of us want the Full Monty.

At this writing, Kelvin failed to show us his woodpecker in Seasons 1-3, but Season 4 is coming up, so there's still a chance.  Until then, we can see Devine dick in two movies:



Jexi 
(2019) features Adam as a life coach whose cell phone becomes sentient and tries to control his life, including sending dick pics to everyone he knows.

He confirmed that it is him, not a stunt cock.

In an interview, he stated that when fans say "I liked your movie," they are talking about his acting.  When they say "I really, really, really liked your movie," they are talking about his cock.




More after the break





In Game Over, Man (2018), three dudebros working as housekeepers in a luxury hotel foil a terrorism plot.  Adam spends an entire five-minute long scene with his dick out.






Why has the size changed so dramatically here?










As one of a trio of bumbling dudebros on Workaholics (2011-2017), Adam had a lot of opportunities for humiliation nudity.  But it was on basic cable, so all they could show were cocks hidden from view.


2 comments:

  1. yep standard issue pecker. Well done sir.

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  2. Adam has nice cock and balls and is not afraid to show them

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