Stephen Schneider's Extensive Nude Scene: A Gemstone Gem.

 

In The Righteous Gemstones Episode 3.6, singer Judy Gemstone has an affair with sleazy guitarist Stephen (Stephen Schneider).








He sends a sext to Judy, but "accidentally" sends it to her husband BJ (Tim Baltz) as well, to let him know what is going on.  

BJ feels emasculated, and figures that he must beat up Stephen to "be a man" again.







Pretending to be Judy, he arranges a hookup at Stephen's house, and finds finds him masturbating in the bedroom.  The result is a 5-minute long fight between BJ and the naked Stephen, his cock and balls not only visible but emphasized throughout.  

They originally planned to use a prosthetic, but Stephen insisted on choreographing the scene using his own equipment, resulting in the most extensive full frontal shot in television history.  Probably movie history, too.  


1. Stephen stands up on the bed to defend himself from BJ








2. He grabs BJ and pummels him.

More after the break








3. They chase each other through the house, kicking and punching.









4. Having ground him into a pulp, Stephen drags BJ outside.








5. He intends to hose the semi-conscious BJ.










6. But he didn't count on BJ grabbing a handful of testicles, abruptly ending the fight.

We never hear of Stephen again. In real life, BJ would get an aggravated assault charge, but The Righteous Gemstones is a fairy tale. Father-in-law Eli Gemstone is one of the most powerful people on Earth, and he could certainly get the police to turn a blind eye to the assault.






Stephen Schneider is no stranger to on-screen nudity.  Here he shows his backside on Broad City.  But these two episodes are the only times that he has shown his rather impressive equipment.  

Just one of the many cocks that the Gemstones displayed, in almost every episode.  They were meant to be taken as humorous, but who can look at a cock and laugh?







Well, Baby Billy's is sort of funny.

See also: My 16 favorite Gemstone cocks, displayed on the show and off, from Zack's mini to Brock's tree trunk

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Gemstones Episode 3.6: BJ swallows a lot, Keefe learns about hard wood, and Kelvin gets a girlfriend. With a nude boxer bonus

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