Joel Rush's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 1: Why does everybody else in his movies get naked?

 

It's difficult to research Joel Rush: no instagram or personal website, only a minimal Facebook page, a Twitter page that hasn't been updated since 2012, a wikipedia page that just tells us that he was born in Logansport, Indiana on August 26, 1981, worked as a software salesman in Tampa, did some modeling, and broke into acting after being runner-up on the reality show True Beauty in 2009.  

He's been in several gay-themed movies, including Eating Out: Drama Camp, Eating Out: The Open Weekend, and Love or Whatever, but I can't tell if he's gay in real life. True Beauty judged your inner beauty; it didn't hook you up with a romantic partner.

I noticed something else unusual about Joel: he's been in a number of movies and tv shows where other guys got naked, but he did not.

In Eating Out: Drama Camp, we see Aaron Milo's cock and Ronnie Krell's butt, but Joel just takes his shirt off.

In Eating Out: Open Weekend, we see Michael Vera's butt and Alvaro Orlando's dick, but no Joel.

In Love or Whatever, Corey, played by Tyler Poelle, is distraught when his boyfriend John, played by David Page, dumps him.  They get naked, but new romance Joel Rush does not.

We do get a butt  in the anthology series Femme Fatales, but Jon Fleming gives us the Full Monte.

More Joel after the break. Caution: Explicit

Sorry, this has to be a photoshop. Ain't nobody that big.

In Season 2 of The Righteous Gemstones, Joel plays Sky, the most obnoxious member of Kelvin's God Squad, maybe because he's not a special friend -- he was never invited to the steam-showers.  When Kelvin's boyfriend Keefe is imprisoned in a tiger cage, Sky tortures him by shoving his erect penis through a glory hole before he gets his mouth into position, thus hitting him in the eye.

The erect penis is a dildo, of course -- you couldn't shove a real penis in actor Tony Cavalero's face.  But we don't see Joel's real penis before or after, or in any of his 6 episodes.

The closest we come to seeing the real thing is an underwear ad.  To be fair, it does show quite a lot.

61 episodes of the soap If Loving You is Wrong, with no nudity. 

3 episodes of Lucifer, with a semi-shirtless scene.

Playing The Groom in Naked without getting naked.

Maybe the physique of a Greek god is enough. 

Especially if you're like 88% sure that the guy is gay.

See also: Joel Rush's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 2: Beefcake and nude photos, including the Glory Hole Scene

The Ropes: Unreliable-narrator Rashomon with Joel Rush as a bouncer