Jamar Pusch: A lot of biceps and bulges, an occasional dick.
Willie Aames: Charles in Charge's Buddy goes to Paradise, shows his willie, becomes Bibleman and a platinum-selling writer
According to his IMBD biography, Willie Aaames is an award winning, Platinum-selling writer and producer/director and a 6-star cruise ship director. How does a book go platinum?
But he's best known for showing the world his dick.
He started appearing on screen at the age of 11, with guest spots in The Courtship of Eddie's Father, The Odd Couple, Adam's Rib, Adam-12, and The Waltons.
A starring role in Swiss Family Robinson (1975-76), which adds paranormal peril to the ill-fated island.
120 episodes of the sappy drama Eight is Enough (1977-81), as Tommy Bradford, the second-to-youngest son, whose shtick was being hetero-horny, sneaking into the girls' locker room and so on, until he got his girlfriend pregnant and married her.
This led to the dreadful Zapped! (1982), with the nerd Barney (Scott Baio) getting telekinetic powers, and apparently using them to look up girls' skirts. Willie played his horny best friend.
And Charles in Charge (1982-90), as Buddy, the bodybuilding best buddy of the college student turned male nanny. His dialogue consisted of "Charles! There's this party tonight, with GIRLS!!! We can meet GIRLS!!!,", and Charles responding, "I can't go, I have to stay home and watch these two teenage girls, one of whom is my age, so why she needs a nanny is beyond me. I think I'll just walk around in a towel."
But you did get to see Willie's willie.
I'm not usually into butts, but he has some nice pulchritude, and the penis isn't bad
Allan Hyde: Roman-era vampire boy with one dude-on-dude kiss and a lot of frontal nudity on Danish tv
We're watching True Blood (2008-2014), about vampires coming "out of the coffin" in contemporary Louisiana. They have a very bureaucratic organization: focus character Sookie is dating Civil War-era vampire Bill, who has to kowtow to the Sheriff of Area 5, Viking-era vampire Eric, who has to kowtow to the much more important Sheriff of Area 9, Dallas, Roman Empire era Godric (Allan Hyde).
Godric turned Eric, back in the day, and since vampires have a permanent erotic bond with their makers, the two lived as lovers for many years. In the present day, he is a pacifist, pushing for human-vampire equality, and tired of eternal life after 2,000 years, ready to "meet the sun."
You and Me Forever, 2012, centers on a girl-power friendship, but it gives Allan's character a fyr på fyr kiss. That's dude-on-dude.
In Sommerin 92, 2015, the Danish football team is competing for the European championship, and Allan is showing his dick. Not for the last time.
Allan wrote, directed, and starred in Cold Hawaii, 2020, which is not set in Hawaii, but in a Danish seaside community of that name, where two heterosexual couples decide to swap partners and spend 8 episodes getting around to it.
Nhut Le: Gay activist, potter, model, superhero. With a n*de Thai guy bonus.
Cory Chapman: Lots of man friends, some gay roles, a queer buddy, nude costars. So where's the beef?
"English Teacher": Gay teacher, his ex-boyfriend, and his homophobic buddy face woke culture and get naked
I spent the worst year of my life teaching English at Homophobe State University in Hell, aka a far northern suburb of Houston, Texas. The minute I submitted the last of the final grades, I got in my car and drove nonstop until that blessed "You are now leaving Hell" sign was receding into the distance.
So the new Hulu series, English Teacher, about an English teacher in small town Hell...I mean Texas...piqued my interest. I could relive how hideously horrible it was, from the safe distance of my living room a thousand miles away.
Score -- none of the promotional materials let on, but this English teacher, Evan, played by Brian Jordan Alvarez, is gay. Let the rampant homophobia begin.
Left: the worst place in the world
And Brian Jordan Alvarez's cock, to take your mind off the horror.
Wait -- in English Teacher, everyone knows that Evan is gay. Not a problem. The problem is, he's kind of a jerk.
The much more woke students want to cancel him, for instance, because he said that he couldn't understand why lesbians aren't attracted to men. Lots of people aren't attracted to men, idjit!
In the first episode, a parent wants him fired, claiming that he turned her kid gay by kissing his then-boyfriend and current hookup, played by Jordan Firstman, in front of the class.
Left: Jordan's dick.
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Skyler's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 2: Grimacing at girls, grinning at 69, wearing two caps, showing his...
This is a collection of cute/cool or hot/humorous photos of Skyler Gisondo, star of The Santa Clarita Diet and The Righteous Gemstones, and Jimmy Olson in the upcoming Superman: Legacy. As far as I know, he's over 18 in all of them. He has only one verifiable nude photo online (in Part 4 or 5, I don't recall which), but some of his friends have more, and there are some interesting chatroom and hookup app possibilities.
1. "No, you can't see my dick, but have I shown you my abs lately?"
4. "Skyler's abs are nothing -- check out mine!"
5. Skyler shows us his favorite year in classic rock. I swear I am unfamiliar with any other meaning of the term "69"
M. Emmet Walsh: Daddy who didn't mind showing his dick. With bonus old guy hotness
M. Emmet Walsh enjoyed one of the longest and most acclaimed careers in Hollywood. On screen since 1968, Walsh appeared in some of the most iconic films of the 20th century, including Midnight Cowboy, Alice's Restaurant, and Little Big Man, as well as some of the most beloved tv programs: The Waltons, The Rockford Files, All in the Family, Bonanza.
He grew up in Swanton, Vermont, a few miles from the Canadian border and graduated from Tilton High School in 1954. His page in the yearbook says that his nickname is "Creep," he "lives with the Gus," and he played football and basketball. So who is this Gus, your boyfriend?
He regularly appeared on websites devoted to hot older guys, not only because of his attractiveness, but because he took his shirt off -- a lot. Unusual for actors of his generation, he even appeared nude. A rear shot from Straight Time (1978). If you look closely, you can see balls.
A frontal from Fast Talking (1982)
Eight Penises and Packages of South Carolina
I've been to South Carolina several times -- I have relatives in Walterboro, about an hour west of Charleston, and I had a job interview at the University of South Carolina on eyear. Here are some photos of South Carolina penises and packages that I may or may not have seen in real life
The nude photos are all from public websites or posted with permission of the subject.
1.Walterboro nude
2. Spiderman, ready for trick-or-treating in Charleston's French Quarter
3. At home, Charleston
Old City Market, Charleston
4.Halloween Parade
5. Gullah Island
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