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Cory Chapman: Lots of man friends, some gay roles, a queer buddy, nude costars. So where's the beef?
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"English Teacher": Gay teacher, his ex-boyfriend, and his homophobic buddy face woke culture and get naked
I spent the worst year of my life teaching English at Homophobe State University in Hell, aka a far northern suburb of Houston, Texas. The minute I submitted the last of the final grades, I got in my car and drove nonstop until that blessed "You are now leaving Hell" sign was receding into the distance.
So the new Hulu series, English Teacher, about an English teacher in small town Hell...I mean Texas...piqued my interest. I could relive how hideously horrible it was, from the safe distance of my living room a thousand miles away.
Score -- none of the promotional materials let on, but this English teacher, Evan, played by Brian Jordan Alvarez, is gay. Let the rampant homophobia begin.
Left: the worst place in the world
And Brian Jordan Alvarez's cock, to take your mind off the horror.
Wait -- in English Teacher, everyone knows that Evan is gay. Not a problem. The problem is, he's kind of a jerk.
The much more woke students want to cancel him, for instance, because he said that he couldn't understand why lesbians aren't attracted to men. Lots of people aren't attracted to men, idjit!
In the first episode, a parent wants him fired, claiming that he turned her kid gay by kissing his then-boyfriend and current hookup, played by Jordan Firstman, in front of the class.
Left: Jordan's dick.
More after the break
Skyler's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 2: Grimacing at girls, grinning at 69, wearing two caps, showing his...
1. "No, you can't see my dick, but have I shown you my abs lately?"
2. "Sorry, I never heard the term 'skinny dipping.' Did you notice my abs?"
4. "Skyler's abs are nothing -- check out mine!"
5. Skyler shows us his favorite year in classic rock. I swear I am unfamiliar with any other meaning of the term "69"
6. "I'm glad I signed up for this physics class. No yucky girls...what do you mean, turn around?"
More glorious Gisondo after the break. Warning: explicit
M. Emmet Walsh: Daddy who didn't mind showing his dick. With bonus old guy hotness
He grew up in Swanton, Vermont, a few miles from the Canadian border and graduated from Tilton High School in 1954. His page in the yearbook says that his nickname is "Creep," he "lives with the Gus," and he played football and basketball. So who is this Gus, your boyfriend?
After studying business administration at Clarkson University (where he roomed with William Devane) and some military service, he hit Hollywood.
And stayed there for the next 50 years, playing gangsters, beset-upon bureaucrats, cranky businessmen, clueless dads, cops, inventors, workmen of various sorts, bus drivers, and on and on. His obituary in the Washington Post praises his work as a sports writer in Slap Shot (1977), a swim coach in Ordinary People (1980), a police chief in Blade Runner (1982), and a "boogie-woogie pianist" in Cannery Row (1982).
No gay roles that I could find by googling, but Emmet never married, so there is a lot of speculation that he was gay in real life. (Gay men of his generation would always stay closeted).
He regularly appeared on websites devoted to hot older guys, not only because of his attractiveness, but because he took his shirt off -- a lot. Unusual for actors of his generation, he even appeared nude. A rear shot from Straight Time (1978). If you look closely, you can see balls.
A frontal from Fast Talking (1982)
One of Emmet's last roles was in The Righteous Gemstones, as Roy Gemstone, megachurch pastor Eli's stern Baptist-preacher Daddy. In Episode 1.5. the flashback to 1989, he advises his son to avoid ostentatious display and stick to the message of the Gospels.
He regularly appeared on websites devoted to hot older guys, not only because of his attractiveness, but because he took his shirt off -- a lot. Unusual for actors of his generation, he even appeared nude. A rear shot from Straight Time (1978). If you look closely, you can see balls.
A frontal from Fast Talking (1982)
In Episode 2.5, the flashback to 1993, Roy is suffering from dementia. He appears at the family Christmas in his underwear, asks "Are we going hunting?", and fires randomly into the room. When he appears again, he accidentally saves the day.
More old dude dick after the break
Eight Penises and Packages of South Carolina
I've been to South Carolina several times -- I have relatives in Walterboro, about an hour west of Charleston, and I had a job interview at the University of South Carolina on eyear. Here are some photos of South Carolina penises and packages that I may or may not have seen in real life
The nude photos are all from public websites or posted with permission of the subject.
1.Walterboro nude
2. Spiderman, ready for trick-or-treating in Charleston's French Quarter
3. At home, Charleston
Old City Market, Charleston
4.Halloween Parade
5. Gullah Island
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"The Cat and the Moon": An almost canonical gay couple and a gay-subtext romance on the Mean Streets of New York
The Cat and the Moon (2019) was advertised as a "coming of age" movie with Alex Wolff (left) playing an updated Holden Caulfield. So I went in expecting depression, drugs, suicide, heterosexual machinations, and rampant homophobia. I found lots of drugs, suicidal ideations, insanity, and heterosexual romance, but no homophobia, and so many gay subtexts that I couldn't keep track of who was in love with whom.
New Guy (Alex Wolff) moves to New York City while his mom is in rehab, stays with his dad's old buddy (Mike Epps, who reputedly belongs to one of these cocks). He gets involved in a lot stuff. This review will only cover the gay subtext scenes.
Scene 1: New Guy's first day in school. Boyfriend (Giulian Yao Gioello, left), hot for the new guy, befriends him and shows him around.
Scene 2: In algebra class, two stoner buds are playing a game involving fluttering their hands together.
Scene 3: New Guy is in the restroom, trying to get high with a bong made of a toilet paper roll, when the stoner buds come in, bickering like an old married couple and talking like "he got into my motherfuckin' grill, yo."
One stands at the urinal; the other doesn't have to go, so he just stands nearby to get a peek at his bud's penis.
They introduce themselves as Seamus and Russell (Skyler Gisondo, Tommy Nelson). I'll call them Gay Guy and Straight Friend. They invite New Guy to a party Friday night.
"Wait -- will your girlfriend be there?" Gay Guy asks.
"Yes."
"Fuck! You never pay attention to me when she's around." To New Guy: "His balls just evaporate when she's around." That must make sex difficult.
Scene 4; The party was cancelled, so Gay Guy and Boyfriend (from Scene 1) invite New Guy to a club . Straight Friend and his Girlfriend will also be there. So when they go out, it's Straight Friend-Girlfriend and Gay Guy-Boyfriend?
On the way, Gay Guy and Straight Friend argue and break up. The Girlfriend tells New Guy not to worry: they break up all the time, but get back together again. "Honestly, I think they just secretly want to fuck each other." Ok, so it's not a subtext.
They end up partying on the roof. Gay Guy and Straight Friend kiss. Wait, I thought you had other partners.
Later, while the guys are dealing with an overdose, New Guy and The Girlfriend bond.
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Dean Geyer: "Neighbours," "Glee," romcoms, "Single Women," "Little Women"...well, you get the idea. At least he's got a big one
I found photos of actor Dean Geyer on a general n*de men website, but the byline said he was an actor, so let's take a look (d*ck after the break).
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He grew up in South Africa. Here he shows off his cache of snacks from the homeland.
At some point he moved to Australia, where he appeared on 244 episodes of the soap Neighbours (2008-09) as Ty Harper,. Ty drops out of uni to pursue a musical career, and romances a lot of girls.
He rates a cover of New Weekly, with the quote "I once waited for an hour outside a girl's school to give her a Valentine's day present," and a "Perv Poster." Presumably in Australia the term doesn't have the horrifying connotations that it does in the U.S.
His American film career starts out quite homophobi, with Never Back Down 2: The Beatdown (2011), about four fighters who band together to save their mentor. One of them, Case (Michael Jai White), has a sleazy gay dad, which causes the others to lambast him with homophobic slurs.
Then came episodes of Single Ladies (he's straight, we get it), Terra Nova, and Glee (2012-13), the American series about a glee club. His Brody Weston is a junior at the New York Academy for Dramatic Arts, sharing an apartment with Kurt, the gay character, and dating Rachel, but also working as a gigolo. 
After some romcoms where his characters go the other way, with the most generic names imaginable, or not imagined at all (Josh, Gabe Hudson, Mark Henderson), Dean appears in Zoey 102, with the gang from the Nickelodeon teencom all grown up, complaining that "no one told you life was gonna be this way," and finding love. He plays Todd Shupert, an actor that the grown-up Zoey hires to be her date at her friend Logan's wedding. Todd insists that he's not the Malibu Murderer, but...
Rehearsal (2015) evokes the rehearsal for a Chekhov play going awry due to the incursion of an American screen hunk. Dean's character may be gay: Blaise Remington? Who has ever named their kid Blaise? But the director is named Turner Horatio Longfellow. Really?
No, in the trailer Blaise Remington is surrounded by ladies.
Blaise? Really?
After some romcoms where his characters go the other way, with the most generic names imaginable, or not imagined at all (Josh, Gabe Hudson, Mark Henderson), Dean appears in Zoey 102, with the gang from the Nickelodeon teencom all grown up, complaining that "no one told you life was gonna be this way," and finding love. He plays Todd Shupert, an actor that the grown-up Zoey hires to be her date at her friend Logan's wedding. Todd insists that he's not the Malibu Murderer, but...
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Chad Mountain: Matthew McConaughey's longtime associate, with "Tropic Thunder," "The Righteous Gemstones," pecs, and cocks
In his autobiography, Green Light, Matthew McConaughey tells us that he's "tired of being talked about like that guy with a naked torso." So here's his naked torso.
He thanks Chad Mountain "for listening." A review refers to Chad Mountain as his "longtime associate," which sounds suspiciously like "longtime companion."
So who is this Chad Mountain? He grew up in Washington DC, and is first listed on the IMDB as "Marijuana Jesus" in the Gregg Araki movie Smiley Face (2007). He has 15 acting credits, including The Righteous Gemstones, four producing, and one writing: the comedy short Coming Out. A gay guy comes out to his friends, who are delighted and try to pimp him out with extravagant gay stuff: "flamboyance, impatience, a need for impeccable service, brutal honesty about other people's weight," and so on.
Chad and Matt probably became friends when they appeared together in Tropic Thunder (2008). They have also worked together in Surfer, Dude (2008), Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009), comedy shorts, and a sitcom pilot
Chad's instagram page is full of hints that he is gay. A fan responded to the top photo by asking for stories of "your ball hitting the water."
Left: Chad says "two living legends. I'm talking about the men, not my pecs, although those healthy B-cups are getting more notoriety every day." Is it a gay innuendo to refer to your pecs as if they are women's breasts?
Here Chad visits Matt on his 50th birthday in 2019: fans asked where his hand is and why he cropped the photo "just above the bongos."
I doubt that they are really doing sexy stuff-- Matt is married, after all.
More after the break
Searching for Brandon Johnston through actors, fitness instructors, Elves, twins, various naked guys, and the mayor of Chicago
1. The original post called him "Johnson"
2. It records his roles rather than titles of his projects: Elf Photo Clerk, Valet, College Student 2, Audience Member, Golf Caddie Twin, and Genius Clone.
A search for "Brandon Johnson" on the IMDB yielded this guy, known for Ingrid Goes West and Rick and Morty. He's middle-aged and black. My Brandon is young and white.
Although I wouldn't mind researching this Brandon next.
Googling revealed Brandon Johnson, the mayor of Chicago. Probably not the same guy.
"Brandon Johnston"? Nothing.
Searching on Facebook yielded 16,000 Brandon Johnsons/ Johnstons, including this fitness coach from Ogden Utah.
How about "Brandon Johnson/Johnston" and "nude"? Warning: the first hit is a big-breasted naked lady.
The second is Bryce Johnston, who must be famous for something, since "Naked Celebrity" websites gushed over a video of him skinny-dipping, showing his butt and a very blurry dick.
But when I googled "Bryce Johnston," all I found was the owner of the Philadelphia Eagles and the heavily tattooed Father Midnight.
More Brandon, probably, after the break
Rob Lowe: Brat Pack prettyboy, bad guy with a dick, cowboy cop, grieving biochemist
Rob Lowe got his start as an androgynous prettyboy in Brat Pack classics like The Outsiders (1983), The Hotel New Hampshire (1984), and St. Elmo's Fire (1985).
He played a teenage operator who buddy-bonds with the naive Andrew McCarthy in Class (1983).
He did the "Yank skewers the pretentions of stuffy Brits" thing in Oxford Blues (1984).
In Youngblood (1986), he gave us not only a butt shot, but a revealing near-frontal.
Millions of heterosexual girls and gay boys had his posters on their bedroom walls. Corey Haim's Sam had one in The Lost Boys (1987), leading to widespread speculation that Sam was gay.
.We all figured that Rob was gay. Why else would he infuse his movies with so much buddy-bonding amid the 1980s homophobic slurs? Why else would half the guys in West Hollywood, including my friend Mario, claim to have dated him?
Why else would he show his butt so often?
Then something happened that changed Rob Lowe's life and career forever. During the Democratic National Convention in 1988, Rob and his friend Justin Morrow filmed themselves having sex with two women. It was blurry and grainy, but you could see Rob fully aroused. (Photos after the break)
The scandal marked him as dangerous, deviant, and overtly sexual. You knew things about him that you didn't about any other celebrity.
Hollywood insiders figured that his career was over, but Rob managed to capitalize on his new aura of danger in Bad Influence (1990), luring a yuppie (James Spader) onto the Dark Side while showing us his butt again. And in
The Dark Backward (1991), a dark comedy about a pair of garbage collectors who want to become standup comics.
He starred in a BBC adaption of Tennessee Williams' Suddenly Last Summer, about a decadent gay guy whose "perversion" leads to a gruesome and ridiculous death.
By 1994, Rob had bounced back enough to play Nick Andros, one of the "good guy" survivors of a plague that destroys the world, in an adaption of Stephen King's The Stand (1994).
He appeared in comedies like Wayne's World and Austin Powers, murder mysteries (often as the murderer), and tragedies. But he kept his infamous penis under wraps, except for a nude scene in I Melt with You (2011).
More after the break. Caution: Explicit.
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