With an impressive physique, an unusual name, and an Instagram full of guy-hugging photos, Oliver Chark is begging for a profile.
"Chark" sounds Charn, the dying city of the witch Jadis in The Chronicles of Narnia, but it's actually an English surname derived from the Old French charche (load) or the Old English cierre (bend in a river).
It makes research difficult, since I keep getting asked "are you sure you didn't mean 'chart' or 'charm'?"
The guys he hugs are mostly co-stars, like Jason Fernandes, Robbie in It's a Wonderful Knife. It looks like they have a gay or gay-subtext romance.
Wait -- there's a gay couple in Knife, but these guys both play straight. Robbie is the boyfriend of focus character Winnie. Oscar is a guest at his Christmas party, who sneaks out to smooch with his girlfriend, and gets eviscerated by a candy cane ornament.
This shot looks like Oscar and Rommel Mercado have a gay or gay-subtext romance in More Together (2024), but actually Oscar plays a guy who gets his girlfriend pregnant. Can't get more heteronormative than that.
You Are So Not Invited to my Bat Mitzvah (2023)? Two girls are into the same boy, Andy (Dylan Hoffman), so they're not invited to each other's Bat Mitzvahs. Oscar's character is not mentioned in the plot synopsis, but it looks like he hooks up with one of the girls.
Tracker, Episode 1.1, "Klamath Falls" (2024)? Tracker has to track down a kidnapped boy. Oliver's character plays his brother: "He woke up, and said he was going to visit his Dad. His biological Dad."
Let's take another look at Oliver's physique to remind me why I'm profiling this dude.
School Spirits (2025), Episode 3.2: "Smug Senior"? Not mentioned in the plot synopsis.
The Love Heist (2026): A celebrity stylist and a hotel security guard (Peter Porte) team up to track down a stolen piece of couture, and fall in love. Oscar plays Devin, his coworker, but I'll bet he's straight by default.
Left: Peter Porte plowing Neal Patrick Harris in Uncoupled. What guy hasn't fantasized about plowing Neal Patrick Harris?
More after the break
The Nights Before Christmas (2026)? Marty (Tyler Hynes) meets the Girl of His Dreams on Christmas Eve, then gets stuck in a time loop, so he has to ask for a first date over and over. Oscar plays Colby.
Camped Out (2026)? A tv series about three teenage slackers who agree to work at a summer camp. They are played by Oscar, Yuvraj Kalsi, and Evan Mok.
Yuvraj Kalsi appeared in the short One Day This Kid, about an Indian boy coming out, and Evan Mok is gay in real life, or that may be someone else with the same name. So if anyone is gay in this trio, it ain't Oscar.
A Jughead fan on Riverdale? A teen who is shocked to discover that you can rent movies on Yellowjackets? A boy who lies about his age so he can vote, then is called for jury duty, on So Help Me Todd?
Ok, I found one: A 2025 episode of Allegiance: Oscar plays a teenager who gets into a lot of online gambling debt, so the thugs want to make him swim with the fishes. He and his boyfriend (Mason Temple) steal an expensive watch from his father's jewelry shop.
Sorry, buddy, one gay role out of 15 and some costar-hugging doesn't cut it. I'm going to have to place you as straight.
But you're over 21, so you can redeem yourself by showing us your stuff.
Sorry, Oscar Baby, that looks like an artist's interpretation, maybe AI generated. You can get a hundred like it on Deviant Art. Try again.
That's Blake Evennou, an ice hockey player, from the celebrity nude subreddit.
Sorry, you're straight.
See also:Max Casella after dating Doogie: Christian Bale's buddy, Tony Soprano's driver, Timon, Bottom, bi. With a small d*ck bonus.
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