Commenting on the frequent male nudity in the first season of The Righteous Gemstones, Edie Patterson said "We're not gay baiting" (using the term wrong), and Danny McBride (Jesse) claimed that gay men "won't like these dicks."
Nonsense. All dicks are beautiful. Big, small, thick, thin, micro, they all draw us toward the power and promise of the male body.
And the rest of these guys ain't bad, either.
They are a group of thugs hired in Episode 1.3 to take down Eli by destroying his satellite church. He gets the upper hand and humiliates them by forcing them to run naked through the shopping mall.
1. Casey Hendershott (top photo), who has played a variety of mobsters, bouncers, rednecks, serial killers, and miscellaneous miscreants. He didn't show us his junk, but his physique more than makes up for it.
2. Zach Osterman, a Savannah, Georgia-based actor who appeared on Danny McBride's previous show Vice Principals. He's an avid cosplayer, gamer, comic book fan, ghost-tour guide, and pizza expert. Some people with his physique get fat-shamed and size-shamed, so it took a very positive self image for him to agree to bare it all for Gemstones viewers.
It was worth it. He's easily the cutest of the trio.
3. Justin Matthew Smith, who has 29 acting credits on the IMDB, plus a special thanks for the short The Runner. Nothing wrong with his dick.
The Running of the Butts. The guys and some extras are forced to run through the mall nude, as the shoppers all laugh at them.
Why is male nudity assumed humorous for the viewer and humiliating for the subject? If I saw one of these guys running through the mall, I would not be laughing.
Bonus chubby guys after the break
I forget where he is from.
No, he is not that guy from Saturday Night Live
Superchub with super dick.
See also:
Tropic Thunder, with Jack Black's belly and bulge
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