Jason Marsden: Second hottest of the Short Guy Brigade, Steve Smith, Max Goof, and Robin. With Marsden dicks
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A flurry of fabulous Finns, with their fine frames, built backsides, and devastating dicks
Last year I was overloaded with Gavins. It appears that this year I'm having a run on Finns: Finn Carr, Finn Burke, Finn Hudson (Cory Monteith) from Glee, Finn the Human (Jeremy Shada) from Adventure Time. So I thought it would be fun to gather up the actors named Finn who have shown their stuff, on-screen or off.
1. Probably the most famous Finn of this generation is Finn Wolfhard, who played Mike Wheeler, central character in Stranger Things (2016-22). The 1980s Indiana boy investigates his buddy's disapperance into a demon-haunted dimension and falls in love with an ESP girl. Finn has also appeared in Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire, It, King of the Hill, and the new Paranorman.
Straight and femme in real life, he has no dick pics, but here's his basket. I'm not an expert, but is that lady's underwear?
2. Second most famous is probably Finn Witrock, who played many characters in different seasons of the anthology American Horror Story (2014-21), including serial killer Dandy, vampire's boy toy Tristan , feral child Jether, and vampire bait Harry. Some of them were gay-vague or gay-for-pay, but Finn is straight in real life.
3. Brandon Finn grew up in Hawaii, and has appeared in several series set or filmed in his home state, including Magnum PI, Fantasy Island, and Chief of War (where he played the gay Prince Kūpule). I can't tell from his Instagram if he's gay in real life.
4. Nonbinary genderqueer Fin Argus has played gay characters in Queer as Folk, The Other Two, and The Commute. They have given us a lot of butt pics but no frontal; maybe they want to keep what they have in front private.
5. British actor Finn Cole is known for Animal Planet, Peaky Blinders, and Slaughterhouse Rulez. I can't tell if his partner here is male, female, or nonbinary, but in real life he likes girls.
2. Second most famous is probably Finn Witrock, who played many characters in different seasons of the anthology American Horror Story (2014-21), including serial killer Dandy, vampire's boy toy Tristan , feral child Jether, and vampire bait Harry. Some of them were gay-vague or gay-for-pay, but Finn is straight in real life.
3. Brandon Finn grew up in Hawaii, and has appeared in several series set or filmed in his home state, including Magnum PI, Fantasy Island, and Chief of War (where he played the gay Prince Kūpule). I can't tell from his Instagram if he's gay in real life.
4. Nonbinary genderqueer Fin Argus has played gay characters in Queer as Folk, The Other Two, and The Commute. They have given us a lot of butt pics but no frontal; maybe they want to keep what they have in front private.
5. British actor Finn Cole is known for Animal Planet, Peaky Blinders, and Slaughterhouse Rulez. I can't tell if his partner here is male, female, or nonbinary, but in real life he likes girls.
The Finn phalluses come after the break. Caution: Most are aroused.
Johnny Karn: Lost virginity, pretentious straightness, psycho-slashers, and the most incredible penis you've ever seen
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Noah Matthews Matofsky: Head Lost Boy, model, disability advocate, Oscar Wilde fan, boyfriend. With bonus n*de Matthews and Captain Hook's hook
Peter Pan & Wendy (2023) omits the most egregious heterosexualization of recent Peter Pan movies by skipping the usual Peter-Wendy romance, and by making Captain Hook (Jude Law, below) gay. Well, he's usually gay-coded, but his time around he mentions a childhood boyfriend -- Peter himself (Alexander Molony), who refused to leave Never-Never Land and grow up, while Hook choose an adult career as a pirate.
I got the same rhetoric when I was a kid: "When you grow up, you will drop your same-sex loves to devote your life to what really matters, finding and winning the Girl of Your Dreams." I turned 14, 15, 16, 17 and the joy I felt in masculine smiles never vanished, but my boyfriends began to treat me as a mere chum, someone to discuss girls with. They were Captain Hook leaving Neverland, but I remained, refusing to "grow up."
Some of the other male actors were of interest, including Joshua Pickering (Wendy's brother John Darling), a cute member of the Short Guys Brigade. And Noah Matthews, who plays the gay-coded Slightly: the leader of the Lost Boys, the only one who remembers anything of his life before Neverland, and the most musical.
"But your son said the sleepover was 'clothing optional.'"
This was the 16-year old's first on-screen acting job, and rather daunting -- he had to spend six months in Canada during the COVID pandemic, spend hours filming in the hot sun, and still do his schoolwork. But he loved the challenge, and there were perks -- the Lost Boys shared an apartment with a pool on the roof, so after the shooting and schoolwork, they had pool parties. Tell me more.
Some of the other male actors were of interest, including Joshua Pickering (Wendy's brother John Darling), a cute member of the Short Guys Brigade. And Noah Matthews, who plays the gay-coded Slightly: the leader of the Lost Boys, the only one who remembers anything of his life before Neverland, and the most musical.
"But your son said the sleepover was 'clothing optional.'"
Sorry, that's another Noah. Slightly was played by Noah Matthews Matofsky, the first actor with a visible disability to star in a Disney movie, a leap forward in disability representation. Especially since the character Slightly is not disabled. Noah was cast because the casting director, and then director David Lowery, loved his audition (they also bonded over a comparison of the Lost Boys and Lord of the Flies).
This was the 16-year old's first on-screen acting job, and rather daunting -- he had to spend six months in Canada during the COVID pandemic, spend hours filming in the hot sun, and still do his schoolwork. But he loved the challenge, and there were perks -- the Lost Boys shared an apartment with a pool on the roof, so after the shooting and schoolwork, they had pool parties. Tell me more.
And Michael Darling (the one with the teddy bear) was played by Jacobi Jupe, brother of Noah's crush Noah Jupe (left). It's not everyday that you get to hear all of the gossip about your crush from your roommate.
More after the break. Caution: Explicit.
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