Marcus Adair: finance major, stuntman, bodybuilder, Jabari warrior, nude model (probably)
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Gemstones Future Memes: a gay resort, dog cousin's night, a nude wedding, a demon in the sack, and "Who dreamed it?"
1. Random nude dude
2. The Nude Dude Review
5. Doubtful, but you never know.
6. Intermission
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Kelvin: Coming to this gay resort was a good idea. Keefe's going to be sorry that he missed the Nude Dude Review. I wonder where he went.
3. In French class we called them "false friends"
4. Best dog friend of a cousin
Keefe: Threw my back out in the sauna....I knew it didn't bend that way. Must get to Kelvin...missing the Nude Dude Review...must see dicks.
At a conference in Montreal, Kelvin discovers too late that Le Spectacle des Trainées does not feature hot male interns.
4. Best dog friend of a cousin
Keefe: We have to bring him to Cousin Night, Kelvin. He's the best dog friend of a cousin.
For this one, you need to know that Kelvin started to call Keefe his boyfriend, then chickened out and said "best...dude.. .friend of a cousin"
Kelvin: Keefe is a good teacher. He's done everything: oral, anal top, anal bottom...
BJ: Anything with...
Kelvin: 69, frottage, split roasting, intefemoral...
BJ: Anything with...
Keefe: Bondage, S&M, CBT, WS, Princeton Rub...
BJ: Anything with women?
Kelvin: Gross! No, of course not!
6. Intermission
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Young Rock Episode 2.12: Dwayne calls out a bully, works on his bluster, and offends his boyfr...I mean buddy. With bonus Crane cock
Young Rock (2021-23), about the early years of "The Rock," Dwayne Johnson,is one of my favorite comedies: an insider view of the 1990s pro wrestling subculture, a deliberate gay subtext between the modern-day Rock and his boyfr...best friend Randall Park, a near-absence of heterosexual romance, and endless vistas of locker room beefcake. I reviewed "You Gotta Get Down to Get Up," Episode 2.12 of Young Rock, because it stars two of my favorite actors from the old days, Sean Astin and Ryan Pinkston.
Scene 1: Randall is upset because Dwayne didn't invite him to lunch with his best friend Forest Whitaker. They're boyfr....buddies. Shouldn't he be invited by default? Besides, it's only 24 hours until the presidential election; shouldn't Dwayne be out there, campaigning in battleground states?
No, Dwayne says, he always goes his own way. A story to illustrate:
Scene 2: In 1996, Dwayne is getting some wrestling experience in Memphis, living with his buddy Downtown Bruno, Ryan Pinkston, in a decrepit trailer with no ceiling.
Bruno is down on his luck. He moved from playing a heel, Dr. Harvey Winkelman, to managing heels, but now he is just a referee for Jerry "The King" Lawler, Michael Strassner.
They discuss Dwayne's ring name. Since his dad was Rocky, maybe Rocky Junior? His family suggests Little Chief, his friends the Wild Half-Samoan.
Scene 3: In the locker room, Dwayne has been booked on a tag team, but they still need his name. He says "Flex Kavana."
Back in 2034, Randall is surprised that it wasn't the Rock right away. No, Flex, because he's muscular, and Kavana, because it sounds Polynesian.
His tag team partner, Brian Lawler, played by Marcus Molyneaux, approaches. They knew each other as kids: Brian used to set up rings for Dwayne's Dad. He's hot now, so his ring name is Too Sexy Brian.
They film one of those bragging promos, but Dwayne flubs it by saying "We're naughty by nature but violent by decision."
More after the break. Caution: explicit
Simon Rex: From gay-ish porn to homophobic comedy to gay necrophilia to Bupkis
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