I wanted to do a profile of Jeremy Renner, the one-time roommate of Kristoffer Winter, who may or may not have dated my friend Infinite Chazz in West Hollywood. But there are problems: few nude photos, not much beefcake, and he's extremely homophobic.
Addressing the rumors that he's bisexual because he was living with a man and a woman, he cursed "they're not f*** true!" Same thing when he dumped both to move in with Kristoffer Winters, who may or may not have dated my friend Infinite Chazz in West Hollywood: "Believe whatever you f*king want!"
By the way, his favorite movie is the deeply homophobic Braveheart, which he's seen 35 times.
Jeremy will not be playing a gay character anytime soon -- God help the agent who suggests it! -- but oddly, there are obviously unintentional gay subtexts in some of his movies, beginning with the first, National Lampoon's Senior Trip, 1995: stoner Dags has a buddy.
And A Friend's Betrayal, 1996. He's not the one doing the betraying, but he does have a buddy, Brian Austin Green.
How about a fey vampire who preys on teenage boys in a 2000 episode of Angel?
Or a 2002 biopic of Jeffrey Dahmer, the serial killer who preyed on teenage boys? Why would the homophobic Jeremy accept such a role?
Jeremy gives us some rear nudity in Twelve and Holding, 2005: "A 12-year old boy and his friends face the harsh realities of death, teenage hormones, and family dysfunction." 100 to 1 the "hormones" mean the 12-year old gets down with a girl.
More nude Jeremy after the break
