Patrick O.: College pole vaulter attacks cracks, seasons his Blackstone, hugs dudes, and discusses his inches
"A hot groin and a tricep": Nude photos of Peter Hinwood, the original Rocky Horror. With Ian McShane, Morgan Jackson, and Chord Overstreet.
A deltoid and a bicep
A hot groin and a tricep
Makes me --- shake.
Makes me want to take Charles Atlas by the...hand
Gay men of a certain age have seen Peter Hinwood and his "hot groin" many, many times, in the midnight shows, on VHS, DVD, Blu-Ray, and streaming on Netflix every Halloween. But you may not know that there are nude photos of the muscle god out there.
Born in Bromley, about 10 miles south of London, in 1946, Peter Hinwood began his career as a photographer's assistant, but soon began modeling for English Boy Ltd. By 1970 he was at the top of the industry, driving fancy cars, going on expensive vacations to Tangier, and hanging out with celebrities like director Derek Jarman and Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones.
Next he played Guy in Tam Lin, an adaption of the old Scottish folksong (1970). Also appearing were British stalwarts Ian McShane (Charlie in If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium) and Joanna Lumley (Patsy in Absolutely Fabulous), and the director was Tab Hunter's boyfriend Roddy McDowall.
After Rocky Horror, Peter had a small part in Sebastiane (1976), Derek Jarman's gay adaption of the St. Sebastian mythos, with Leonardo Treviglio as the Christian seduced by and then martyred by the Emperor Diocletian.
Allan Hyde: Roman-era vampire boy with one dude-on-dude kiss and a lot of frontal nudity on Danish tv
We're watching True Blood (2008-2014), about vampires coming "out of the coffin" in contemporary Louisiana. They have a very bureaucratic organization: focus character Sookie is dating Civil War-era vampire Bill, who has to kowtow to the Sheriff of Area 5, Viking-era vampire Eric, who has to kowtow to the much more important Sheriff of Area 9, Dallas, Roman Empire era Godric (Allan Hyde).
Godric turned Eric, back in the day, and since vampires have a permanent erotic bond with their makers, the two lived as lovers for many years. In the present day, he is a pacifist, pushing for human-vampire equality, and tired of eternal life after 2,000 years, ready to "meet the sun."
You and Me Forever, 2012, centers on a girl-power friendship, but it gives Allan's character a fyr på fyr kiss. That's dude-on-dude.
In Sommerin 92, 2015, the Danish football team is competing for the European championship, and Allan is showing his dick. Not for the last time.
Allan wrote, directed, and starred in Cold Hawaii, 2020, which is not set in Hawaii, but in a Danish seaside community of that name, where two heterosexual couples decide to swap partners and spend 8 episodes getting around to it.
Ilia Bolshaya: Collegiate swimmer with a 3.97 GPA and a huge sausage. With nude swimmers and why gay men don't major in science
The nude celebrity subreddit posted a photo of Ilia, who is walking into the room with his cock swinging. I figured he was an actor, but research reveals that he was a college swimmer. Quite a prestigious one, with a lot of awards.
But the subreddit took him down right away, so they don't consider him celebrity enough.
I'm torn. Are a lot of swimming awards enough?
I was convinced by learning that fraternity initiations at his college often involve stripping the guy, so there are a number of nude photos around (left and below).
But I'll compromise by changing Ilia's last name (Bolshaya means "huge" in Russian, as in большая сосиска, "big sausage").
I'll also omit the names of his colleges, so he can't be tracked down easily (searching for "Ilia" and "swimmer" doesn't do it).
Ilia is originally from Moscow. As a teenager, he competed in swimming events across Europe, including this one in Regensburg, where I spent a quarter abroad during my sophomore year.
He graduated from a gymnasium (high school) in 2016, and enrolled in college in the U.S., where he majored in biology.
He was on the swim team, of course. His favorite dish was sushi, and his favorite non-swimming activity was reading.
He joined a fraternity where they typically strip candidates.
In 2020, Ilia received his B.S. in Biology, with a 3.97 GPA, and went to graduate school in Biomedical Engineering. As of the summer of 2025, he is a Ph.D. candidate, researching the intersection of pharmacogenomics, artificial intelligence, and mathematical modeling. He also has an internship in quantitative pharmacology, and five publications.
Ready for the nude photo? After the break. Caution: Explicit.