1. "Punching or licking. Your choice."
Am I licking, or are you?
1. "Punching or licking. Your choice."
Am I licking, or are you?
After watching several episodes, here is my evaluation:
1. Lorcan's main ally is his younger brother Charlie. Making him a brother rather than a friend removes any possibility of gay subtext, even after they rescue each other, say "I'm not leaving without you," and so on.
3. The background players are entirely heteronormative. The boys have male-female parents and grandparents. In crowd scenes, it's always male-female couples, never same-sex pairs. Even in the school cafeteria, every table is occupied by boy-girl couples.
4. Leisure pursuits are entirely gender-polarized. The boys' room is filled with stereotypic boys' toys. In a later episode, we see a doll that Lorcan played with as a baby.
Five things I liked after the break
Could it be "Jensen Gering" (no h), who has 70 pages of photos on the teen idol site? A brief google reveals that Jensen is either gay in real life or played a gay character in a teencom called Erin and Aaron, or both, so let's try a profile.
Jensen's bio states that he is a singer, songwriter, guitarist, model (began at age one) and actor (began at age 13), and he's the son of the celebrities Galen Gering and Jenna Gering.
Great, two more people whom everyone in the world has heard of except me.
He takes off his shirt a lot, a requisitie for soap studs.
Mom Jenna Gering got her start as a model at age 14. Then she studied theater and journalism at the University of Miami, and started her acting career in a 2000 episode of Baywatch. She has 23 credits listed on the IMDB, including episodes of Two and a Half Men, The King of Queens, Castle, Miami Sands, and Bent (not the one about gay men in a Nazi concentration camp).
Jensen grew in a theatrical environment, so he was naturally drawn to acting. He has six credits, including:
The Confab (2019): Fading child stars Ryker Baloun and Jensen compete for the last role they'll get before adolescence renders them unemployable. Poor guy, already a has-been in his first real acting job.
Left: Mr. Wilson is played by Maurice Dean Wint, seen here in Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001): he has covered his crotch with Gummi Bears to shows the future Hedwig his erotic interests.
Wickensburg got two sequels, a Return (2024) and an upcoming Secrets of. No plot synopses online, but the trailer shows Jensen with The Girl of His Dreams.
Sigh. Let's check to see if Google is right about Jensen's Erin and Aaron character being gay.
Annoying next door neighbor Hunter (Luca Diaz) stalks them both: he wants to be best friends with Aaron and date Erin.
Reviews were awful, and viewership was in 100,000 range (in contrast, Drake and Josh episodes averaged 3-5 million viewers). 13 episodes were filmed, but only 11 were aired.
More after the break. Caution: Explicit.
I imagine that the word "orientation" is not taught often in English classes in Russia, so Sergei has done a little research. Plus he uses the word "unnatural" to explain why there are no pictures of girls on his Instagram. And the comments on his posts are mostly from other boys telling him how cute or beautiful he is. But I'm not hinting at anything.
More after the break. Caution: Explicit.