1. "No, you can't see my dick, but have I shown you my abs lately?"
Inside, it's too dark to see much, but a woman in a bathrobe seems to be reading an antique book on human anatomy. She gets scared when the surgeon in a photograph seems to be grinning evilly at her. Suddenly the room catches on fire (at least we can see something now). She runs outside, but runs into the Old Fashioned Man.
Psych! He's not the ghost of a 1940s detective, he just dresses like one: Luke Roman (Tim Rozon of Schitt's Creek), interested in the house. So call in advance?
She hugs him: "The house wants to kill me!" That's every home owner's complaint, girl.
He can help with that. They gaze into each other's eyes. I'll be they start dating, and she joins the paranormal real estate team.
Scene 2: At Shirley's Diner, still too dark to see much, Homeowner Megan, says that her fiancé is coming to pick her up. Don't you hate it when they mention a boyfriend halfway through the date?
Luke shows her a video about his company, SMEP, Specialists in Metaphysically-Engaged Properties, those with a market value depreciation due a tragedy occuring there. Sometimes they are haunted, sometimes not, but the rumor makes it lose 37% of its market value and takes 317% longer to sell.
Megan's swishy boyfriend Brock (Matt White) flounces in with a teeth-click, a flamboyant wave of his umbrella, and a "What up, Girlfriend?" Shouldn't be too hard to convince him to be true to himself, so you can have Megan for yourself.
On to otheir other case, a house with a poltergeist. It came out clean: no entities. But Rita, the Evil Realtor who hired them, insists that things were flying around. Nobody wants to confront her because she's so evil, so they get the New Girl to do it: a ringer who got $10 million in sales at her last agency.
Introductions:
Father Phil (Adam Korson, right), a defrocked priest with nice biceps, does the background checks and due diligence.
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The family applauds.
Sola the Nanny: "Alles gutes zum Hochzeitstag. Happy wedding anniversary"
Tiffany: "Yeah!"
Pontius: "Let your love be deep and hard...deep and hard. Best wishes, guys."
Look at this guy! He's shorter than Noah Bromley, who plays the evil Penny-Throwing Kid. Of course I've got to research him.
After high school Travis painted oil rigs and sold vacuum cleaners, then moved to Vancouver to study film at Langara College. He received his diploma in 2009. .
Travis' first high-profile role was in a 2010 episode of Caprica, the Battlestar Galactica spin-off. He played Ashok, a resident of a virtual world who briefly interacts with Tamara and Heracles ( Richard Harmon).
A 2024 episode of Wild Cards, a Canadian police procedural featuring a "will they or won't they" couple, Max (a lady) and Cole (Giacomo Gianniotti, left). They investigate a missing butcher in a small town, and find a murderous cult. Travis plays Daryl, who doesn't appear in the plot synopsis.
A 2023 episode of Upload, where you can be uploaded to a virtual afterlife when you die (if they get to your body right away). Focus couple Nora and Nathan (Robbie Ammel) have returned to the real world, look for jobs, and discover that Nathan has a duplicate (apparently you can return to the real world multiple times). Travis plays Tom, who does not appear in the episode synopsis.
Some Assembly Required (2014-16), a Nickelodeon teencom starring Kolton Stewart as a teenager who becomes CEO of a toy company, and hires all of his friends. Travis played Aster Vanderburg, the snobbish, snarky, fashion-obsessed head of the Design Department (named after the Gilded Age Mrs. Aster). He's gay-coded for 45 episodes before queerbaiting viewers with The Girl of His Dreams.
The others have even more embarrassing titles.
Travis has also appeared in some Christmas romcoms, like A Princess for Christmas (2011): he plays Milo, the troublemaking, holiday-hating teenage nephew that focus character Jules is saddled with as she visits the family's palace and falls in love with Sam Heighan.
A Fairly Odd Christmas (2012) is a live-action installment in the Fairly Oddparents franchise: the adult Timmy Turner (Drake Bell, right) screws up Santa Claus's Naughty/Nice list, so he has to go on a perilous journey with his friends and two elves (Travis Turner and a girl). There's a fade-out boy-girl kiss, but not between the elves.
I may have a n*de photo of Drake Bell after the break. Caution: Explicit.