Disclosure Day (2026), about aliens finally announcing their presence to the world (after hanging around since the Roswell Crash of 1947), offers beefcake only in the first scene. Danny (Josh O'Connor) stole tapes demonstrating the aliens' presence, and Boss Hogg of the Evil Corporation kidnapped his girlfriend to get them back. They want to make the trade at a wrestling match.
I haven't posted a profile of a muscleman for a long time, so I thought I would research the wrestlers, Brian Cage (blue) and Lance Hoyt (red).
Brian Cage, civilian name Brian Button, works for Lucha Underground and Impact Wrestling. Sometimes he performs as Mortis as an homage to his friend Chris Kanyon, who created the character. As a bodybuilder, he won the 2026 Mr. Nevada competition.
Other than wrestling shows, he has appeared in:
A fan film, The Fall of Greyskull (2015), playing He-Man.
The Bloody Man (2020), about a boy who accidentally summons a monster. Brian plays "Barbarian Man."
And Kill City Cup (2023): A sort of cage-fighting Hunger Games. He plays a wrestler.
Brian's Instagram consists almost entirely of selfies, photos from his wrestling and bodybuilding performances, and ladies with big breasts. I got the distinct impression that he is straight.
Yep, the pro wrestling website tells us that he is married to Melissa Santos, a ring announcer and television personality who works with him in the Lucha Underground.
But at least we have a nude photo.
Or two.
More after the break