Another day, another Instagram recommendation: Patrick O., a University of Connecticut economics major (with a minor in digital marketing), member of the marching band and Student Athletic Affairs Committee, and pole vaulter (personal best 5.31 meters).
Nice...um, pole, buddy.
I don't usually profile civilian non-actors, but if I omit his last name, potential employers won't be able to find the many, many gay references and n*de photos, and drop his application.
Patrick grew up in a resort town in Connecticut, about 20 miles from Hartford, known for Amston Lake, Lollypop Beach, and Attack a Crack.
He attended Ram High School -- sorry, Rham High School -- and then UConn, graduating in May 2025. As of this writing, he is working at a restaurant in Storrs while trying to break into digital marketing. Plus monetizing his athletic fame: autographs $31, social media posts $36, shout-out videos $27. How much for a bj?
Do we get to choose which crack?
He attended Ram High School -- sorry, Rham High School -- and then UConn, graduating in May 2025. As of this writing, he is working at a restaurant in Storrs while trying to break into digital marketing. Plus monetizing his athletic fame: autographs $31, social media posts $36, shout-out videos $27. How much for a bj?
Plus he's modeling with the Wilhemina Agency.
"Help! I never wear shirts -- how do you get it off?"
How are you at taking your pants off?
"Now that, I'm really good at."
Next question: As an alumnus of Ram High, are you the ram-mer or the ram-mee? (Ram me, har har).