Patrick O.: College pole vaulter attacks cracks, seasons his Blackstone, hugs dudes, and discusses his inches

Another day, another Instagram recommendation: Patrick O.,  a University of Connecticut economics major (with a minor in digital marketing), member of the marching band and Student Athletic Affairs Committee, and pole vaulter (personal best 5.31 meters).  

Nice...um, pole, buddy.

I don't usually profile civilian non-actors, but if I omit his last name, potential employers won't be able to find the many, many gay references and n*de photos, and drop his application.   

Patrick grew up in a resort town in Connecticut, about 20 miles from Hartford, known for Amston Lake, Lollypop Beach, and Attack a Crack.  

Do we get to choose which crack?

He attended Ram High School -- sorry, Rham High School -- and then UConn, graduating in May 2025.  As of this writing, he is working at a restaurant in Storrs while trying to break into digital marketing. Plus monetizing his athletic fame: autographs $31, social media posts $36, shout-out videos $27.  How much for a bj?

 

Plus he's modeling with the Wilhemina Agency. 

"Help! I never wear shirts -- how do you get it off?"

How are you at taking your pants off?

"Now that, I'm really good at."

Next question: As an alumnus of Ram High, are you the ram-mer or the ram-mee? (Ram me, har har).

"Summer if you spent the whole time behind me."  

Hey, answer the question!  Oh, right, you did.

 

Patrick spends a lot of time with the guys.  A lot of time hugging guys. Plus there's no girls on his Instagram, and he has some very likely n*de videos on a gay site.  Dude is obviously gay.

More after the break.  Caution: Explicit.