Chance Orion Wood: Is there a chance that Azriel Dalman's buddy is gay? He has red shoes and stars in horror movies with hunks. With MacPherson and Couture d*cks.

  

When I was researching Azriel Dalman, I found a photo of him having a fun day on English Bay Beach in Vancouver  with some of his classmates at the LeBlanc Acting School.  The tall guy is Logan Sexsmith, who brought his sister Quinn (not shown). 

His sister, and not a girlfriend?  Tell me more.

I thought that was a girl standing next to Azi, but it turns out to be a boy, Chance Orion Wood.    

Azi doesn't mention Chance on his social media, but Chance mentions Azi all the time.  Best buddies, closer than brothers, can't wait to see him again. 

I like his red shoes.  Very colorful, adds to the femme affect.  Reminds me of Gertrude Stein: 

I caught sight of a splendid Misses. She had handkerchiefs and kisses. She had eyes and yellow shoes and she had everything to choose and she chose me.

Ok Alice B. Toklas wore yellow shoes, but the sentiment is the same.  

Maybe if Azi is gay, good buddy Chance is, too. I'll check.

According to his parent-curated Facebook page, Chance was born in September 2014, and is already a competitive dancer, with awards for breakdancing and hiphop; a martial artist with six world championships; a gymnast, swimmer (lots of swimming pool pics), cook, singer, and actor. And a cystic fibrosis warrior.  

2022:

His on-screen acting credits begin with four shorts.  No plot synopsis available, but you can get an idea from the titles: All It Ever Was, Mona's Death Party, Like Humans, Bloody Bobby.

And an episode of Haunted Hospitals, where doctors and nurses recount real paranormal experiences.  In "The Haunting," Chance plays Shadow Ghost Child opposite Spencer MacPherson of School Spirits (cock after the break) as a dubious priest.

2023:

Chance stars in the toddler cartoon show Li'l Stompers (2023-24), voicing the big-eyed dinosaur brothers Theo and Jimmy. 

2024:

Back to Haunted Hospitals to play the Angel of Death in the episode "Ghost Children."

More shorts: The Pawn's Son (no synopsis) and You Have (a dying boy).

Massacre at Femur Creek: A killer stalks the guys at a bachelor party in the woods.  Chance plays one of their sons.

An episode of Creepy Bits, about people facing creepy phenomena. In "Bonded," a man and his son (Chance) try to bond at an isolated cabin, but "creepy bits" distract them.

Notice a pattern here?

2025:

Don't Forget About Me: Two siblings, a boy and a girl, are preparing to leave their childhood home when a letter reunites them with their childhood hero.

Pittfall, about a guy (Marshall Williams, left), who is separated from his friends in the woods and falls into a trap set by a killer.  Chance plays the Young Hunter, who grows up to be the killer (Randy Couture).  The guy on the right is Chance's dad.

Randy Couture has posted a j/o video (after the break).

As promised, Spencer MacPherson's cock.

And Randy Couture's

Chance also appeared in an episode of Sheriff Country, about a sheriff named Mickey (a woman) in a rural community in Northern California.  In "Crucible, Part 1," a father helps his son (Chance) flee from a ranch where he is being abused by his wealthy grandfather.

Chance posts a photo hugging Matt Lauria, who plays the assistant sheriff, but not Peter Koensgen, the guy playing his father.  I get it -- Matt is  much  hotter.

2026:

Chance plays the Dog-Faced Boy in an episode of It: Welcome to Derry.

And has a starring role in Tripsitter.  The only reference I could find is from Johnny Tsats, who tells us that his thesis film  premiered at the Toronto Met Film Festival in May 2026.  The poster shows Chance and the Blessed Virgin with halos, but I imagine that he's evil.

Doesn't sound like there's a lot of gay content in Chance's work to date.  Or any gay content.

Chance's Facebook and Instagram pages have only a few queer codes.  He mentions several male friends besides Azi, like Luke Dietz, best known for Paw Patrol (2023-26), but with no indication of romantic interest.  No girls, but that's not unusual for straight boys growing up in a gender-polarized society.  No mention of LGBTQ people, no Pride events, no rainbow flags.  

Searching for "Chance Orion Wood" and "gay  yields nothing.  Searching for "Azriel Dalman" and "gay" gets over 3,000 hits.

It's possible that Chance is gay, but not yet aware, or aware but his parents don't want to out him in his social media.  But most likely the boy is straight.   

Maybe I should profile Logan Sexsmith instead.

Logan has only has one on-screen role: he played a jock (uncredited) in the 2024 movie Killing for Extra Credit.  His social media is inconclusive.

Well, somebody has to be straight, and work in a cubicle, and live a house made of ticky-tacky, and talk about his 401K instead of Michelangelo.  Right, Chance?

See also: Azriel Dalman: Young Percy Jackson, Mr. Martin, and Garrett Graham celebrates Pride, tells gay kids "It gets better." With nude costars

Lewis Cornay: Actor/singer meets Doctor Who and a Bear, has Daddy issues, stands on his head. With nude Mormons and History Boys

Will Buie Jr.: Another Bunk'd hunk shows his stuff, then turns out to be straight. With queer codes, tall grass, daytime divas, and Jake junk