Actors M-Z

 

M

M. Emmet Walsh: Daddy who didn't mind showing his dick.  With bonus old dude hotness

Marcus Adair: Bodybuilder, finance major, Jabari warrior, size 14 shoes

Marcus Hodson: Shape-shifting demon or hyper-masculine Midlands model?

Mario Lopez:

Mario Lopez: Cooking with Corey

Mario Lopez: The hottest celebrity, the nicest celebrity,or both?

Mark Harelik: You've seen his face and physique a hundred times.  Now you can see his cock

Martin Spanjers: Eight simple rules for determining if the "Eight Simple Rules" kid is gay

Mason Cook: The "Speechless" kid grows up, turns bohemian, shows us his biceps and dick

Matt Smith: Who doesn't want to see the penis of Prince Philip, Charles Manson, Christopher Isherwood, and Doctor Who?

Matthew William Bishop: Leatherman, muscleman, actor, LGBT advocate

Max Brumberg: Slovakian flute crafter, drag theologian, Russian-Austrian-Uzbek actor. With bonus Uzbek dicks.

Michael O'Hearn: Barbarian superhero, nude model, backside annihilator

Michael Provost: Perennial heterosexual boyfriend with some nude pics and maybe a coming-out video

Michael Seater: The "Life with Derek" guy grows up, gets a boyfriend, and displays a Derek dick

Michael Welch: Flying starships, fighting zombies, getting baked, showing his chest.

Miles Burris: Bodybuilder/ footballer/ family man "will come upon you."  Plus some random dicks

Muscle and Fitness: Searching for Kelvin's cover. With Weatherford butt and Lesnar dick

N-O

The Naked Thugs. Danny McBride thinks we "won't like these dicks."  Is that even possible? With a chubby guy bonus

Nate Stone: Searching through pastors, pole vaulters, porn stars, photographers, and a plethora of penises

Nhut Le: Gay activist, potter, model, superhero

Nick Rutherford and Beck Bennett envision the terror of the penis

Noah Centineo: The Boyfriend of Your Dreams, with five butts, three cocks, and no gay characters

Noah Galvin: 7 gay roles, a husband, a Pride cake, lots of dick pics, and people still think he's straight?

The Nude Dude Revue: Kelvin and Keefe at a gay resort

P-Q

Paul Mescal: Does he appear in anything good?  Is it ok to post dick pics?

Peder Lindell: Gay skater from Montana, gay Catholic boy, magician, and zombie, with possible Peder penis

Peter Kaasa: The hottest man in professional wrestling.  With bonus wrestler dicks

Peter Scolari: Wacky inventor, gay dad, Tom Hanks' bosom buddy, and an icon of my childhood. With bonus dicks

Preston Oliver: Teen idol with 4 boyfriends, "Ask Me Toney," and some nude costars

R

Raviv Ullman: the Disney Channel's Phil of the Future on the Torah, wearing dresses, and his penis

Ricardo Gomez: Three gay roles, a gay actor, and some dicks, but is there anything to watch?

Rob Lowe: Brat Pack prettyboy, bad guy with a penis, and cowboy cop

Robert Oberst:

Robert Oberst and the World's Strongest Men. Plus the world's most naked strongmen

Robert's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 1:  Fifty burgers, bondage, butts, an oral lesson, and the love of his life

Robert's Hot/Hung Photos,  Part 2: Beefy boyfriend, helicopter penis, and strongman sex

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Sage Ftacek: "Sweethearts" Short Brigade stud from Anoka with a BFA, some TikTok videos, and a cock

Seann William Scott: From homophobic to gay-positive roles, with three butts, two dicks, Kyle Gallner, and Gavin Munn

Shane Michael Parker: Soldier, stunt cock, wolf fan, gay BDSM performer?

Shia LaBeouf: From gay-subtext teencom to heterosexual porn

Simon Rex: From gay-ish porn to homophobic comedies to a gay necrophiliac to bupkis

Skyler Gisondo:

Skyler's Crew: And their homoerotic hijink, with at least four gay and three nude dudes

Skyler's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 1: Birthdays, biceps, and a Viking Satyr. Plus Asa Butterfield's junk

Skyler's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 2: Grimacing at girls, grinning at 69 wearing two caps, showing his...

Skyler's Hot/Hung Photos,Part 3: Basketball, beach boys, wrestling, giving a guy a leg

Skyler's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 4: Baseball bat, hickey, a little dog, and a chub with a chubby

Skyler's Penis, Probably

 

Spencer Lloyd: From "American Idol" to a homophobic church, with dicks and j/o in between

 

Stephen Dorff: Queer characters and dicks

Stephen Louis Grush: From Pericles to militia man, with nude photos of practically everybody

Stephen Schneider:

Stephen Schneider: Heterosexual love interest, heterosexual bottom, hung sleazoid, diversity dad

Stephen Schneider: The famous penis fight

Steve Antin: Radical gay representation, from The Last American Virgin to Girlicious.

Steve Bond: Tarzan costar turned Playgirl model turned soap stud

Steve Howey: Gay ally happy to show his cock on screen.  And his butt.  And his elephant

Steve Zahn: From 1990s golden boy to 2020s depressed dad, with nudity all the way down

Sylvester Stallone: Rocky, Rambo, Estelle Getty's son, and Kurt Russell's boyfriend

T-V

Ten Nude Dudes from Rejected Reviews, Part 1:From Matt Bomer to Tom Goodman-Hill

Ten Nude Dudes from Rejected Reviews, Part 2: From Ben Affleck to Bill Skalsgard

Theo James: Who is Theo James, and why is he naked all the time?

Tom Cruise: From Risky Business to The Mummy, with nudity and homophobia

Tommy Nelson:

Tommy Nelson and Friends:Lots of gay-subtext roles, lots of smoking, but not much gay porn

Tommy Nelson and Boyfriends: Boyfriends, buddies, bromantic partners, crushes, and cocks

Tony Cavalero:

Keefe's Capacious Cock, Part 1: The semi

Keefe's Capacious Cock, Part 2: The mushroom head

Tony demonstrates how to pick up that hot guy in the gym

Tony's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 1: Boner pills, Death Water, dildos, and "Why the hell not?"

Tony's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 2: a leather jock strap, a sausage god, an isolation tank, and honeymoon with the hubby.

Tony's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 3: A rooster, a rodent, neopagan penises, Adam Devine, and Corey B's frontside

W-Z

Walker Satterwhite: Sorry, no movie review, just a lot of beefcake

Willie Aames: Bibleman's dick

Zac Efron:

Zac Efron's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 1: Nude photos of Adam Devine's bromantic partner.

Zac Efron's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 2: Penis expert Adam Devine evaluates Zac's 

Zach Garcia: Searching for Zach through tearkjerkers, cowboys, j/o, Alistair Patton, Tab Hunter, and dicks

Zev Andros.: Tony Cavalero's gym boyfriend, Phuket diver, ballplayer, grandson of a Hollywood legend.  With Phuket penises