Actors M-Z

 

M-O

M. Emmet Walsh: Daddy who didn't mind showing his dick.  With bonus old dude hotness

Marcus Adair: Bodybuilder, finance major, Jabari warrior, size 14 shoes

Marcus Hodson: Shape-shifting demon or hyper-masculine Midlands model?

Mario Lopez:

Mario Lopez: Cooking with Corey

Mario Lopez: The hottest celebrity, the nicest celebrity,or both?

Matthew William Bishop: Leatherman, muscleman, actor, LGBT advocate

Matthias Schweighöfer: Dick and butt shots of the German superstar in depressing movies

 Michael Fassbender and Rainier Fassbinder: The unbearable agony of gay life

Michael O'Hearn: Barbarian superhero, nude model, backside annihilator

Michael Provost: Perennial heterosexual boyfriend with some nude pics and maybe a coming-out video

Miles Burris: Bodybuilder/ footballer/ family man "will come upon you."  Plus some random dicks

Moschino Models: Gay-positive, socially aware, sometimes naked

The Naked Thugs. Danny McBride thinks we "won't like these dicks."  Is that even possible? With a chubby guy bonus

Nhut Le: Gay activist, potter, model, superhero

Nick Rutherford and Beck Bennett envision the terror of the penis

The Nude Dude Revue: Kelvin and Keefe at a gay resort

P-R

Paul Mescal: Does he appear in anything good?  Is it ok to post dick pics?

Peter Kaasa: The hottest man in professional wrestling.  With bonus wrestler dicks

Ricardo Gomez: Three gay roles, a gay actor, and some dicks, but is there anything to watch?

Rob Lowe: Brat Pack prettyboy, bad guy with a penis, and cowboy cop

Robert Oberst:

Robert Oberst and the World's Strongest Men. Plus the world's most naked strongmen

Robert's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 1:  Fifty burgers, three pies, Halloween, bondage, and the love of his life

Robert's Hot/Hung Photos,  Part 2: Beefy boyfriend, helicopter penis, and strongman sex

S-U

Seann William Scott: Face, physique, penis, and homophobia

Shane Michael Parker: Soldier, stunt cock, wolf fan, gay BDSM performer?

Shea Whigham: Cop, gangster, racecar driver, and politician in prison, with a nude Colin Farrell

Skyler Gisondo:

Skyler's Crew: And their homoerotic hijink, with at least four gay and three nude dudes

Skyler's Cute/Cool Photos, Part 1: Birthdays, biceps, and a Viking Satyr. Plus Asa Butterfield's junk

Skyler's Cute/Cool Photos, Part 2: Grimacing at girls, grinning at 69 wearing two caps, showing his...

Skyler's Cute/Cool Photos,Part 3: Basketball, beach boys, wrestling, giving a guy a leg

Skyler's "Just Guys" Vacation: Bi or Bromance?

Skyler's Penis, Probably

 Stephen Dorff: Queer characters and dicks

Stephen Louis Grush: From Pericles to militia man, with nude photos of practically everybody

Stephen Schneider:

Stephen Schneider: Heterosexual love interest, heterosexual bottom, hung sleazoid, diversity dad

Stephen Schneider: The famous penis fight

Steve Antin: Radical gay representation, from The Last American Virgin to Girlicious.

Steve Howey: Gay ally happy to show his cock on screen.  And his butt.  And his elephant

Steve Zahn: From 1990s golden boy to 2020s depressed dad, with nudity all the way down

Sylvester Stallone: Rocky, Rambo, Estelle Getty's son, and Kurt Russell's boyfriend

Theo James: Who is Theo James, and why is he naked all the time?

Thomas Mann: Nude photos of the romcom and dying-novelist actor (not the gay  German novelist)

Tom Cruise: From Risky Business to The Mummy, with nudity and homophobia

Tommy Nelson and Friends:Lots of gay-subtext roles, but probably not the author of gay porn.

Tony Cavalero:

Keefe's Capacious Cock, Part 1: The semi

Keefe's Capacious Cock, Part 2: The mushroom head

Tony's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 1: Boner pills, Death Water, dildos, and "Why the hell not?"

Tony's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 2: a leather jock strap, a sausage god, an isolation tank, and honeymoon with the hubby.

Tony's Magick: With bonus neopagan penises

V-Z

Walker Satterwhite: Sorry, no movie review, just a lot of beefcake

Willie Aames: Bibleman's dick

Zac Efron:

Nude photos of  Zac Efron, Adam Devine's bromantic partner.

Penis expert Adam Devine evaluates Zac Efron's. With some examples