Michael O'Hearn (no connection to Brock O'Hurn) played the bodybuilder who harassed Adam on Workaholics, and for some reason didn't get cast as a member of Kelvin's God Squad. Recently he had a gym date with Tony Cavalero: "After an intense couple of weeks of flirting online, we went at it at the gym like true barbarians."
He specifies: "Tony brings the business in the front and the party in the back, and I don't just mean the hair." Funny, I always thought Tony was more into oral. But when you have Michael O'Hearn behind you, who's going to say no?
Tony returns the compliment: "Honored to have you annihilate my back! Such a blast bustin' some smut with you." How many ways can you make a gym workout sound like sex?
You might not want to see Mike's first star vehicle, Barbarian (2003): "An ancient land suffocates in the shadow of evil. A dark lord rules unopposed. One warrior will become legend. He is the Barbarian... the last great warrior king." Did anyone actually write a script, or did they watch a 1980s sword-and-sorcery movie and say "Here -- act this out."
The Keeper of Time (2004) is more of the same, with characters named Bullrock, Anu, Udo...and Daniel?
Then Mike moved into comedy, with roles on Workaholics, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Lab Rats, Mighty Meds, and Epic Rap Battles of History. Plus he performed on two seasons of American Gladiators, the beefcake game show, as Thor and Titan.
But his main career is in bodybuilding and modeling. 4 time Mr. Universe, 7 time Fitness Nake Model of the Year, 470 magazine covers. Plus the cover model for Topaz romance novels.
And a lot of humorous instagram posts.
I do the same thing. Leg day? What's leg day?
Super bulge from when Mike played a Superman parody.
Hulked out for American Gladiators.
Come on, we all know it's true.
I've already posted this cock shot, but it wouldn't hurt to get a second look.
Mike's cock sock.
I get the impression that Mike is straight, in spite of his interest in Pink Box Donuts and the three dogs who share his bed instead of a lady. On TikTok he says we shouldn't hate gay people, because they drop out of the competition for women, leaving more for us.Very problematic for a "pro-gay" joke. Besides, he forgot that lesbians exist.
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