Mark Harelik: You've seen his physique a hundred times. Now's your chance to see his dick.

 

You might not know his name, but you've seen Mark Harelik's macho "former high school letterman" physique on tv a hundred times.

On Cheers as Reed Manchester, the gay guy who Diane pretends to be married to.

On Wings as Helen's boyfriend, who she didn't bother to break up with before marrying Joe.

On Seinfeld as Milos, who Jerry threatens to out as a terrible tennis player.  Milos offers to set him up with an attractive woman to buy his silence, but she turns out to be his wife.

As Jedidah Lawrence, on Boy Meets World, who lies to his daughter Topanga about the reason he left his wife.

As Jeff, Single Guy Jonathan Silverman's neighbor who takes him in while his apartment is being repaired.  He is in a relationship with Mike (Michael Winters)

As Tim, Jack's boss who keeps making passes at him, on Will and Grace. 

 

As Dr. Eric Gablehauser, the pop-star head of the physics department on The Big Bang Theory

As Joe, buddy of Grace and Frankie's Lily Tomlin and her gay ex-husband, Sam Waterston.

As God in The Preacher, which also starred Dominic Cooper.

Mark's dick after the break

On and on: Veronica's Closet, Desperate Housewives, Gilmore Girls, Bones, Grey's Anatomy, Monk, Breaking Bad, Lie to Me, The Good Wife, Scandal, extending all the way back to Bring Em Back Alive in 1983. Maybe it would be easier to list the tv shows that Mark has not appeared in.

And that's not including his theatrical work: The Taming of the Shrew, Tartuffe, The Winter's Tale, The Beard of Avon, The Cherry Orchard, and the gay-themed Normal Heart

Or his playwriting: The Immigrant, about his Russian Jewish grandfather immigrating to Texas, and its sequel, The Legacy.

Although he has done a lot of gay-themed work, even in the 1990s when it was dangerous for an actor's career, Mark is straight in real life.  So he hasn't done any gay porn, except for a spread in a 1989 issue of Playgirl.  We all know that most of its audience was gay, regardless of what the editors pretended.

Here he's pretending to be a cowboy.  I assume that whip is for a horse.

Playgirl models were supposed to be romantic, not erotic, although it's sometimes hard to tell the difference.

Notice the horses, the sagebrush, the red kerchief, and the penis.

That issue also featured Jim Cavaretta.  I don't know who he is, but he'll be my next research project.

See also: Nude photos of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Kelvin/Keefe Memes: Date night, dildos, testifying, honeymooning.  Even my grandmother knows