Willie Aames: Charles in Charge's Buddy goes to Paradise, shows his willie, becomes Bibleman and a platinum-selling writer

 


According to his IMBD biography, Willie Aaames is an award winning, Platinum-selling writer and producer/director and a 6-star cruise ship director. How does a book go platinum?

But he's best known for showing the world his dick.











He started appearing on screen at the age of 11, with guest spots in The Courtship of Eddie's Father, The Odd Couple, Adam's Rib, Adam-12, and The Waltons.

A starring role in Swiss Family Robinson (1975-76), which adds paranormal peril to the ill-fated island.

120 episodes of the sappy drama Eight is Enough (1977-81), as Tommy Bradford, the second-to-youngest son,  whose shtick was being hetero-horny, sneaking into the girls' locker room and so on, until he got his girlfriend pregnant and married her.


This led to the dreadful Zapped! (1982), with the nerd Barney (Scott Baio) getting telekinetic powers, and apparently using them to look up girls' skirts.  Willie played his horny best friend.

And Charles in Charge (1982-90), as Buddy, the bodybuilding best buddy of the college student turned male nanny.  His dialogue consisted of "Charles!  There's this party tonight, with GIRLS!!!  We can meet GIRLS!!!,", and Charles responding, "I can't go, I have to stay home and watch these two teenage girls, one of whom is my age, so why she needs a nanny is beyond me.  I think I'll just walk around in a towel."


The nudity came in Paradise (1982), a knockoff of Blue Lagoon, with none of the scintillating dialogue or intriguing plot (ok, I'm joking.  Blue Lagoon didn't have those things, either.)

But you did get to see Willie's willie.




I'm not usually into butts, but he has some nice pulchritude, and the penis isn't bad





















More dick after the break.




An underwater closeup shows his penis with some shrinkage.













More Willie butt.













Shortly after Paradise, Willie found God and devoted himself to Christian projects, so there were no more nude scenes.  But sometimes the little guy popped out.
















He parlayed his newfound Evangelicalism into Bible Man (1995-2004), a superhero who quotes Scripture and beats up such villains as The Fibbler, who causes people to tell lies; Primordious Drool, who causes people to become atheists; and the Grand Duchess of Greed, who makes people greedy.  

In 2004, they gave the job to someone else, and Willie fell into a slough of despair.  Sleaze reality shows were fond of showing him all bloated and decrepit-looking.

But he pulled himself back up, no doubt with the help of God and his wife Winnie Hung, and started acting, writing, and cruise-ship directing. 


 

I just want to know which of the movies he scripted went "platinum."  Maybe Love in the Limelight, starring Carlos PenaVega as a celebrity who has fallen into a slough of despair, but pulls himself back up with the help of God and his wife

No information on Willie's attitude toward LGBT people, but come on, the guy has to be homophobic. 





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