Tuesday, October 17, 2023

Seann WIlliam Scott: Face, physique, butt, and homophobia

 

On his Instagram page, Tony Cavalero characterizes himself as "Da Baby of Farley and Stiffler, Keefe on The Righteous Gemstones, Ozzie Osbourne in The Dirt."   I figured that Farley and Stiffler must be an animated comedy, with Tony playing a baby. But according to the IMDB, there is no tv show with that name,  nor any character named Da Baby.

Further research reveals that Farley is either Saturday Night Live comedian Chris Farley, who specialized in physical comedy. (Seann William Scott) is the protagonist of Mr. Woodcock (2007), attempting to keep his mother from marrying his sadistic former gym teacher.  Never saw it.

Stiffler (Seann William Scott) is a main character of the American Pie franchise (1999-2012).  I 've never seen any of them (although I know what they do to the pie), but I found a list of his disgusting antics on the fan wiki. 



Here's the complete list: 
  • Accidentally drinks a guy's cum
  • Gets urinated on by a guy
  • Forced to kiss a guy
  • Has sex with a guy and two dogs
  • Digs a ring out of dog poop
  • Accidentally has sex with an old lady.  
As you can see, same-sex acts top the list of disgust.



Scott also kisses a guy, Ashton Kucher, in Dude, Where's My Car (2000). Both actors were interviewed about how the managed to do something so disgusting.  Plus there's homophobic jokes, gay panic jokes, and lesbian jokes, covering all the bases. 


In Role Models (2008), Scott plays an energy-drink salesman assigned to be a role model to a foul-mouthed young boy.  Homophobic jokes and gay slurs abound, but at least we get a shot of his butt.













More after the break



In Balls Out (2009), Scott plays a high school janitor who coaches a tennis team. I can't find any references to homophobic jokes, but I imagine there are some.  At least he shows us his bulge (in a jockstrap).











And his butt again.







More recently Scott plays a parish priest in the tv series Welcome to Flatch (2020-), a mockumentary about a quirky small town.  The reviews say that there are queer characters, so maybe he's moved away from homophobic projects.

So why does Tony stylize himself as the child of two Seann William Scotts?  Since he's currently playing a gay character, it probably isn't his history of homophobia.  Is it his face, his physique, or his dick?


I'm going with the dick.


3 comments:

  1. He looks hot in jock strap love the scene in "Balls Out" in which he makes a protein shake which included some ball sweat from his jock as the ingredients

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    1. I wasn't aware, having never seen the movie. Sounds like Seann William Scott is continuing his habit of ingesting male body fluids.

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