Actors A-L

 

A   

Aaron Goldenberg: Former fundamentalist, Cousin Karl's boyfriend, Mean Gay

Aaron Taylor-Johnson: Varying levels of hotness and homophobia. The cock stays the same.

Adam Devine:

Adam Devine's Divine Dick

Adam Devine's Ginormous Glutes

Adam's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 1: Forehead presses, anal poopers, divine dicks, and Kermit the frog

Adam's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 2: Gold's Gym, grapes, ben wa balls, and 69

Adam's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 3: Jizz, penises, bodybuilders, and Duck Tales

Adam's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 4: A sex party, a doobie phallic symbol, two birthdays, and a tight butthole.

Rating Adam's butt: With DJ Nick's and five others for comparison

Adam Stevenson: Vampire's boyfriend, sailor's husband, ghillie dancer, possible bondage bottom, True Scotsman

Alberto Ferreira: Not the gay guy in The Other Side or Bad Education, but at least he has a big one

Allan Hyde: Roman-era vampire boy with one dude-on-dude kiss and lots of frontal nudity on Danish tv

Andrew Keegan: From "Teenage Caveman" and "The Broken Hearts Club" to...well, he got to kiss Dean Cain

Andrew Matarazzo: Gay icon, geographer, werewolf hunter, wacky model.

Andrew Rannells: Bromance with Adam Devine?

Andrew Santino: "Aren't gay guys hilarious?  Have you heard what they do in bed?"

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nude photos of Mr. Freeze, Conan the Barbarian, the Terminator, and an Austrian fitness model

Arthur Napiontek: Comedian, model, geographer, heterosexist man-candy

Asa Butterfield: A dozen "boy meets girl" movies, a dozen nude photos, and a girlfriend

B   

Blair Jackson:

Blair's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 1: Wicked Lips, Fierce Friday, and what happened in  the summer of 2016

Blair's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 2: Ftness model, stripper, deputy: only his abs and cock stay the same

Bobby and Jake Cannavale: Dad/son actors, not in prison, but sometimes nude and sometimes gay

Brad Hallowell: A decade of dicks. The rest is silence.

Brad Pitt: Nice abs, but Adam Devine has a bigger dick

Brandon Johnston: Searching for Brandon through twins, Elves, fitness instructors, various naked guys, and the Mayor of Chicago

 Braxton Alexander: Three heterosexual boyfriends, three serial killers, a saxophone, and five bare butts

Brock O'Hurn:

Brock Cock, Part 1: Brock O'Hurn's buddies and bulges, pigs and penises, cowboys and..well, you get the idea

Brock Cock, Part 2: Brock O'Hurn plays Torsten, Zeus, Hulk Hogan, and Super Hot Warrior Man, with that famous frontal

Brock Yurich: Romcom hunks, hustlers, gay villains, nude modeling, and a big reveal

Bug Hall: A lot of movies no one has seen, some homophobic rants, and a huge penis

C

Carlin James: The Third Thug, a queer romance, a gay three way, and Pretty Dudes

Chad Mountain: Matthew McConaghey's "longtime associate."

Chris Messina: The guy from Birds of Prey, The Mindy Project,  and lots of movies with dicks and angst.

Christian Boeving: Fitness expert turned porn star turned movie monster

Christopher Atkins: My West Hollywood friend and 1980s gay icon

Christopher George: Soldier, cowboy, spy, warlock, Hugh Hefner, nude model.  Is there a gay connection?

Corey B cooks with Leto, Harrelson, Cavalero, and his mystery boyfriend.  With bonus Woody wood.

Cory Chapman: Lots of man friends, some gay roles, a queer buddy, and nude co-stars. So where's the beef?

Cullen Moss: Two drag queens, two homophobes, a security guard, a fairy, and a frontal

D

Dakare Chatman, Singer, dancer, Christ follower, conservative spokesperson, LGBT ally

Daniel Benson: The gay-vague Disney Channel teen finds a new career showing gay guys his dick

Daniel Cudmore: Colossus, Felix, fitness model, the God of War.  Plus his colossal Colossus cock

Danny Griffin: Cornish artist, rider, beefcake-shy muscle hunk, With Matthew McConaughey bonus

Danny McBride nude, finally

David Boreanaz and Friends: A tortured vampire, a fundamentalist FBI agent, a homphobic ghost, and gay porn

Dennis Quaid: Two gay guys, some cops, a shrunken scientist, and is that a dick shot?

Dermot Mulroney: From tearjerker victim to corrupt preacher, with some nudity in between

Derek Yates: The Smiley-Emoji and Eggplant guy 

Devon Werkheiser: Ned's declassified gay panic, gay friends, bare butts, and a nude Nolan Gould

Dillon B: Beefcake and possible nude photos of an IT guy, crabber, model, part-time actor, and Slytherin

E-F

Eric Brody: Fashion model from Florida shows his dick in his first acting gig

Eric Roberts:A lifetime of sleazebag killers, hung hunks, and noble gay victims

Ewan McGregor: Are there penises in all of his movies, or just most of them?

The Fosters: 12 hunks and hunkoids, all grown up.  With some grown-up dicks.

G

Gavin Munn:

Gavin's Cute/Cool Photos,  Part 1: Boating, fishing, biking, turning 15. Plus a random naked guy

Gavin's Cute/Cool Photos, Part 2: Splashing in puddles, diving inTulum,  surfing in Costa Rica.

Gavin's Cute/Cool Photos, Part 3: A boy and his monkeys, a boy and his fish, nude cyclists, and bodybuilder buds

Gavin 's Hunky Dad, Brother, and Cousins

Gavin's Spring Break: Surfing, golfing, fishing, making friends.  With a gym bud and Indio bonus

H-I

Hank Strong: Bodybuilder, firefighter, gay leather daddy

Ian Winningkoff: From Sulphur Springs to Grease, with some teen-idol costars and hunky Danny Zukos

J

Jacob Sartorius: Femme teen idol into heterosexism, cowboys, and frontal nudity

Jak Kristowski and Kelton Dumont at the Citadel:  Beach Day, Dick Day, modeling, wrestling, and a tour of the campus

Jake Kelley:

Jake Kelley's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 1: The Maniac Kid and his buffed buds and hung homies

Jake Kelley's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 2: Modeling, arm-wrestling, and nekkid cowboys

Jamar Pusch: A lot of biceps and bulges, an occasional dick, but nothing about the person behind the pecs

James Dumont's Teen Idol Career, with Rob Lowe, Andrew McCarthy, and Tim Matheson

Jamie McGuire: The Smiley Creature from "From," plus some Halifax hunks and Dylan Sprouse nude

Jason Schwatzman : Lots of quirky guys win the Girl of their Dreams, with two gay/bi roles and one penis

Jeremy Renner: a gay serial killer, some gay subtext roles, some homophobia, and a j/o video

Jesse Bradford: The gay and gay-subtext roles of yesteryear have vanished.  But he still has a physique.  And a penis

Jimmy Cavaretta: Trapeze artist, nude model, Dating Game contestant, Las Vegas resident

Joe Canoli's canoli: Frontal nudity and erotic promise from the groovy 60s

Joe Gaydar breaks unwritten gym rules, some involving penises and bondage

Joe Jonas:

Joe Jonas: The world's most famous Christian, flirting with Tony Cavalero and showing a bulge

Joe Jonas and the Jonas Brothers: "I wanna be like you."

Joel Rush:

Joel's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 1: Why do all the other guys in his movies get naked?

Joel's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 2: More beefcake, including the glory hole scene, a bare butt, and a gay kiss

John Amos: Kunta Kinte, Gordy the Weatherman, James Evans, and my gym buddy

John Cena: Wrestler, cyclist, superhero, and Fred's Dad

Joshua Mikel: Pirate, Satanist, zombie chow, boyfriend. With two important questions answered, and maybe a cock

Johnnie Gordon: Wicked Lips, the  Black Mafia, Terror Lake, and Chick Fil-A. With bonus nude dudes

Julian Lerner: Six pack abs, some costar's dicks and butts, and a lot of premier parties for movies that he wasn't in

K-L

Kevin Bacon: Six degrees of Kevin's penis, with Billy Krudup and others

Kevin Zegers: Two gay roles, two gay teases, two dicks, and a lot of beefcake

Kelton Dumont:

Kelton and James Dumont, plus their hunky costars and hung heartthrobs

Kelton Dumont in his birthday suit, plus birthday waffles, a costume party, nude at the pool, and Dad's dick

Kelton's Nude Photos, with two new selfies, Gavin, Jak, and a bonus fratboy

Kelton's Hot/Hung  Photos, Part 1: Chanting, wrestling, growing a beard, going blond.  With a James Dumont bonus

 Kelton's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 2: James Dean, Orson Welles, Bam-Bam Rubble. and a naked Pontius

Kit Harington: Does he really have a tiny pecker?  And what's wrong with that?

 Kyle Hawk: Gay or gay-ally wrestler and Las Vegas resident, with a nude Native American bonus

Kyle Landi: Bodybuilder with grit, determination, drive, and a bulge

Lee Doud: I'm Fine,  some random nude dudes, and anti-Asian racism in the gay community

Leif Garrett: j/o photos of the teen idol who out-swished Liberace in the glam 1970s

 Leonardo DiCaprio: Nude photos of Rimbaud, Howard Hughes, the Great Gatsby, and Elijah Wood's good buddy

Lukas Haas: From gay hustler to militia man

Lucien Laviscourt: Shirtless in soaps, romcoms, Archie comics, Shakespeare. With a j/o video