Regan Burns, who plays Big Dick Mitch in Righteous Gemstones Episode 4.8, is best known as a comedic actor. He has appeared in 3rd Rock from the Sun, Malcolm in the Middle, How I Met Your Mother, Weeds, and 2 Broke Girls.
His most substantial role is Bennett, the father of the family in the Disney Channel's Dog with a Blog (2012-15)
He's also a personal trainer and running coach. He didn't say who his partner is.
He sells the Hyrox Physical Fitness Challenge, which caters your race to your physical fitness level.
I filled out their questionnaire:
Hhow often do you work out (every day)
What distance do you like to run (5k)
How many pushups can you do in a set (30)
It said I should do a pro race, but I'm not doing nearly as much as someone with that physique.
Regan also enjoys obstacle course racing, like the Grit OCR, which you complete with a partner. It involves obstacles like Dennis the Menace (using a slingshot), Flip this House (flipping giant boxes), and Out of Gas (carrying heavy cans up mountains).
Regan's partner here is Aaron Cobia, a "husband, dad, and mountain climber."
I hate it when they brag about being heterosexual in their first line. And it doesn't even work, Buddy: here are gay husbands and fathers.
More after the break. Caution: Explicit
I wanted to post a picture of the husband/father's d*ck, to annoy him, but I think this is someone else.
Here Regan is competing in the 2024 World Obstacle Course Racing Championships in Costa Rica: a 15k run over 36 obstacles. He hurt his shoulder on Obstacle #2, a trapeze, but kept going.
No gay roles, and he's been married to a woman since 1995. This is a heteronormative, Alpha-male, gay-erasing world.
His cock was shown extensively on The Righteous Gemstones, in scenes where Cobb keeps Big Dick Mitch as a sex slave. He escapes with the help of Eli and Baby Billy.
The "Big Dick" is apparently a misnomer. Dude is on the small side.
Nothing wrong with that, but I object to the gay erasure.
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