Regan Burns, who plays Big Dick Mitch in Righteous Gemstones Episode 4.8, is best known as a comedic actor. He has appeared in 3rd Rock from the Sun, Malcolm in the Middle, How I Met Your Mother, Weeds, and 2 Broke Girls.
His most substantial role is Bennett, the father of the family in the Disney Channel's Dog with a Blog (2012-15)
He's also a personal trainer and running coach. He didn't say who his partner is.
He sells the Hyrox Physical Fitness Challenge, which caters your race to your physical fitness level.
Regan also enjoys obstacle course racing, like the Grit OCR, which you complete with a partner. It involves obstacles like Dennis the Menace (using a slingshot), Flip this House (flipping giant boxes), and Out of Gas (carrying heavy cans up mountains).
Regan's partner here is Aaron Cobia, a "husband, dad, and mountain climber."
I hate it when they brag about being heterosexual in their first line. And it doesn't even work, Buddy: here are gay husbands and fathers.
More after the break. Caution: Explicit
I wanted to post a picture of the husband/father's d*ck, to annoy him, but I think this is someone else.
Here Regan is competing in the 2024 World Obstacle Course Racing Championships in Costa Rica: a 15k run over 36 obstacles. He hurt his shoulder on Obstacle #2, a trapeze, but kept going.
No gay roles, and he's been married to a woman since 1995. This is a heteronormative, Alpha-male, gay-erasing world.
His cock was shown extensively on The Righteous Gemstones, in scenes where Cobb keeps Big Dick Mitch as a sex slave. He escapes with the help of Eli and Baby Billy.
The "Big Dick" is apparently a misnomer. Dude is on the small side.
Nothing wrong with that, but I object to the gay erasure.
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