Usually I review the movie or tv show, then look for beefcake photos of the cast. But in this case I couldn't find the tv show. It was Day 5, about an epidemic that kills you when you fall asleep. So, apparently, people try to find ways to stay awake.
Here focus characters Jake, a meth head turned hero (Jesse C. Boyd) and a kid from the neighborhood (Walker Satterwhite) jump into a swimming pool.
They watch a porno starring the butt of Aaron Marcus
Pilot Aiden (Ryan Cooper) searches for the Sandman's Oasis, where sleep is possible,
Problem: I couldn't find the series. A google search for Day 5 led to 5 Days, about a kidnapped woman, Day 6, about the World Athletic Championships, or 6 Days, about a terrorist plot. I had to search for "Day 5" and "Jesse C. Boyd" to determine that the series appeared on the Rooster Teeth website. Look, I already subscribe to Netflix, Vudu, Hulu, Disney Plus, MAX, and Amazon Prime, That's enough
More problems after the break
Another problem: Since 2016, neighborhood kid Ian Satterwhite has grown up. He is now over 18, a high school graduate, buffed, and apparently gay. At least, his Instagram shows him getting chummy with another guy -- a lot.
I only post beefcake photos if they are connected to a movie or tv review (with an exception for Gemstone alums), so I checked Walker's projects on IMDB.
208 episodes of Junk Drawer Magic, where Walker and his buds show you "crazy tricks using things only from your junk drawer," Nope.
Wonderama, "the best in music, dance, DIY, and games for the entire family." Nope.
Schneck and Eck Crack the Case? The No Life Guys? OMG? Ty the Pie Guy?
That's about it. I guess I'll have to skip the review and just post the beefcake. Sorry.
Bonus cock: Ryan Cooper, from Rough Night (2017)
Gemstone alums with photo collections:
Adam's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 1: forehead presses, bulging drawers, anal poopers, and Kermit the Frog
You can watch for free on Tubi. It’s streaming service, but you usually have to watch ads like it were TV
ReplyDeleteThanks. Maybe I'll do a review after all.
DeleteEpisode 1, Scene 2: Two female survivors climb out of a hot tub, the camera lingers lovingly on their backsides as they walk away slowly. The two male surviors gawk. I'm done.
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