RG Seasons 1-2

The Gemstone Family

Eli Gemstone (John Goodman), elderly megachurch pastor and televangelist.  

Eldest son Jesse (Danny McBride), his wife Amber (Cassidy Freeman). and their children: Gideon (Skyler Gisondo), Pontius, and Abraham.

Middle child, popular singer Judy (Edi Patterson), and her husband BJ (Tim Baltz)

The youngest, muscle enthusiast Kelvin (Adam Devine, left) and his partner, reformed Satanist Keefe (Tony Cavalero).

Grifter Uncle Baby Billy (Walton Goggins) and his wife Tiffany.

Season 1 Guests

John Wesley Seasons (Dermot Mulroney), pastor of a rival church.

Scotty Steele (Scott McArthur), Gideon's friend from California.

Episode 1.1

Episode 1.1: Kelvin is in love with a Goth boy, Judy with an atheist, and Gideon with the Devil. Plus some nude dudes from Chengdu

Episode 1.1, Continued:  Blackmail, a bisexual orgy, double-dragon Ninjas, Scott Wolf's bulge, and Kelvin's cock.  Twice

How to Read Kelvin and Keefe

Episode 1.2

Episode 1.2: Thai ladyboys, Italian shoes, Palestinian dicks, and the  Devil's Kiss

 Episode 1.2 Continued: Eli catches a snake, Christian poses nude, and Kelvin sees the Devil's Testicle

Episode 1.3

Episode 1.3:  Kelvin outs himself, Scotty shoves his wiener into Gideon's face, and Jesse gets it all wrong

Episode 1.3, Continued: Gideon acts like a woman, Kelvin acts like a man, and chubby guys show their dicks

Episode 1.4

 Episode 1.4:  Keefe looks for love in a sports bar, and Kelvin meets a girl

Episode 1.4 , Continued: Dot drives Kelvin crazy, Keefe refuses a bj, and Gideon and Scotty date

Episode 1.5

Episode 1.5: Eli and Baby Billy fight over Aimee-Leigh. Plus water sports and donkey dicks

Episode 1.6

Episode 1.6: Kelvin sees Keefe's cock, and gets a big head.  Sounds like a fun evening

Episode 1.6, Continued: Scotty flirts, BJ is spanked, and Kelvin says "Let's hook up.  With bonus Kenya cock

Episode 1.7

Episode 1.7:  Keefe is in love, Scotty is hard, and everyone s*ks dick With photos of guys doing it

Episode 1.7 Continued:  Bisexual fish, Thai brothers, and Scotty with a broken heart.  With a Thai guy bonus

Episode 1.8

 Episode 1.8: Kelvin's testicles, Chad's testicles, Jesse's butt, and ancient Philistine penises

Episode 1.9

Episode 1.9: Jesse is racist, Judy is a rapist, and Kelvin is the devil.  With a Haitian dick bonus

 Episode 1.9, Continued: Kelvin goes dark, Keefe goes down, and Captain America saves the day

Season 1 Finale:

Season 1 Finale: Judy and Kelvin begin to heal, Scotty joins the family, and we say goodbye with random nude dudes

Season 1 Memes: Kelvin bottoms, Gideon falls in love, and Keefe checks for semen loads.

Kelvin and Keefe under the Christmas Tree: Everybody thinks that the guys are boyfriends, except Kelvin.

My Boyfriend and my Satanic Ex-Boyfriend at Thanksgiving Dinner: Daedalus is still interested in Keefe.

Season 2 Guests

Thaniel Block (Jason Schwartzman), a snoopy reporter

Junior Marsh (Eric Roberts), Eli's friend from his wrestling days

Megachurch pastors Lyle and Lindsey Lissons (Eric Andre, Jessica Lowe)

Torsten (Brock O'Hurn), leader of the God Squad

Episode 2.1:

Episode 2.1: Junior likes dicks, Kelvin likes pecs,and f*k yeah, we got both!

Episode 2.1 Continued: Keefe's kiss, Kelvin's boner, and a thug with broken thumbs.  With Jonah Hauer-King and a "proper erection" bonus

How to Read Kelvin and Keefe

Episode 2.2:

 Episode 2.2: Kelvin clenches, Keefe dances, and everybody flirts with Eli.  With proof that everything is bigger in Texas

Episode 2.3:

Episode 2.3: Kelvin topples, Keefe cuddles, and Titus is caged. With bonus s* loads

Episode 2.3 Continued: the darkness of roller coasters, club bulges, hookups, and apples.  With a lot of naked musclemen

Episode 2.4:

Episode 2.4: BJ gets baptized, Baby Billy gets Funyons, Kelvin gets dissed, and Harmon gets a cat. With Israeli and Egyptian guys.

Episode 2.4, Continued:  Patricide, incest, cake and frolicking muscleboys

Episode 2.5:

Episode 2.5: Yep, Kelvin is gay.  But there's embezzlement and murder, too

Episode 2.5 Queer Code: the muscle magazine taped to the wall in Kelvin's room.

Episode 2.6:

Episode 2.6: Yep, they have sex  Plus Judy grows a heart, Torsten a brain, and Amber the noive

Episode 2.6, Continued: Torsten gets it up, Keefe holds Kelvin's dick, and Sky goes skyclad

Episode 2.6 Deep Reading: The  Sex/Underwear Scene

Kelvin and Keefe have sex, so why can't they kiss?

Kelvin sees his Mother's Ghost: Shortly after the sex scene...

Episode 2.7:

Episode 2.7: Holding hands among the yurts and eating pizza for desserts.  With a nude Jonathan Bennett bonus

Episode 2.8:

Episode 2.8:  Baby Billy sees a ghost, Judy becomes a mom, and Kelvin gets *** up. With nude dwarf athletes

Episode 2.8  Continued: Macaulay Culkin grows up, the Cycle Ninjas break out, and Jussie Smollett shows his stuff

Episode 2.9:

 Episode 2.9: Who killed Thaniel?  Will Keefe ever get a place at the table? Can we see some Gemstone alumns naked?

Episode 2.9, Continued: A perfect Christian, the Lion King, naked twinks, and lovers in old photographs

Season 2 Finale:

Season 2 Finale: The Godfather, Butch and Sundance, random nude dudes, and "My love for you will never die"

Season 2 Memes: Kelvin swishes, the God Squad eats, Keefe asks for sex, and I don't get an Easy Bake Oven

Keefe's Date with Joe Jonas: They exchanged numbers at the resort, and the next time Joe was in town...