Mark Haynes has like 300 hot/hung pictures online, so I was going to do a hot/hung photo ollection, but the post is geting so few page views that I switched to a regular profile.
Mark grew up in York, Pennsylvania, and now lives in Burlington County, New Jersey, about 30 miles from Philadelphia. He has tried a number of career paths, including hairdresser, bodybuilder bodyguard, model, translator, and personal trainer.
"My Monster" is about a monster who pops up in the middle of the night when he's trying to sleep, or when he gets up to pee, "he's looking at me," saying "I control you, you do what I say." Of course we all know what he's referring to.
He also films erotic wrestling videos under the stage name Mark Muscle.
But Mark's main interest is in stunt work, especially choreographing fights and action scenes. He has doubled for Dave Bautista in several movies, as well as for Florian Munteanu, Travis Kelcem and Victor Drago
For stunting he prefers fight scenes, but for acting he prefers gay characters.
Bros (2022) was advertised as the first mainstream, non-niche movie by a major studio, "with an all-gay cast" and a plotline about a couple (Billy Eichner, Luke McFarlane) falling in love in spite of career problems. It did not perform well, as heterosexuals were mostly afraid to see it, and LGBT people had already seen a hundred movies with the same plot. Mark played a Rowdy Bear during a bar scene.
Intimacy Workshop (2022): A short featuring group of men gather for "a symposium on the art of human connection."
Turning Teddy (2023), a tv series about a straight guy (Jamal King) who falls in love with an action-adventure star, "even though he likes women." Um...no big mystery there. It's called being bisexual.
Mark's most recent "gay" role is in Stream (2024), with Tim Curry as a hotel manager who sends masked Players out to kill his guests. He plays Player 4, with little character development except that he only targets men: the foreign tourist Louis (Andrew Rogers), retired cop Bernard (Tim Reid), and family man Roy (Charles Edwin Powell)
You can get Player 4 cutouts and action figures at fan conventions.
More Mark after the break
Dude notes that he's "obsessed with pecs." When you go out, that's the first thing guys notice about you...well, the second thing...and any number of flirtations begin with "How much do you bench press?"
I'll be right over, buddy.
Are you into MILFS, femboys, or both?
Whereas the only woman mentioned is his sister.
Wait -- this is a rather femme bedroom, and it looks like a lady or a femboy holding up a mirror shard to reflect Mark's selfie...and skipping his beneath-the-belt parts.
Ok, here's a dick. Wait -- it's not Mark, it's David Deluise from Wizards of Waverly Place? Are they, like, dating?
Does the second photo, above, display David or Mark's dick?
I guess it doesn't matter.
It's all about the pecs.
See also: Hank Strong: Bodybuilder, firefighter, enforcer, leather daddy Played Leather Daddy #1.
Damn...I lived in Burlington County for 41 years. Sorry I never met Mark. That one pic was taken on the Atlantic City Boardwalk. I'll have to check out 'Turning Teddy'. Thanks for the post.
ReplyDeleteI was planning to delete the post, since it's been up for 24 hours with only 48 page views. Most posts have over 100 by this point.
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