Sunday, April 21, 2024

Michael Provost: Perennial heterosexual boyfriend with some nude pics and maybe a coming out video


Now I'm collecting Michaels.  


Remember the butts identified as "Michael Provost" in the Gavin Munn photo collection?  I did some research, and discovered that he is an actor born in 1998, in Atlanta or Bridgeport, Connecticut, depending on who you believe, known for Insatiable, The Holdovers, Lucifer, and Fear Street.  

Also he's apparently gay.  TikTok has a number of videos dedicated to "Michael Provost" coming out.  So let's check for gay roles or subtexts.

The Case for Christ (2017). Probably not.

Lucifer Episode 4.8 (2019).  Reformed Big Bad Amenadiel(D.B. Woodside) mentors Michael's Nate Mifflin, whose parents are divorcing. Nope.


Insatiable
(2018-19): a girl who is bullied for being fat becomes thin and sets out to get revenge and win a beauty pageant Bob Armstrong(Brett Rice), her beauty pageant mentor, has a long, slow, painful coming-out. and begins dating long-term antagonist Bob Barnard  (Christopher Gorham).  

Michael plays Brick Armstrong, Bob's son, who is heterosexual: he has an affair with an older woman before settling down with the formerly-fat girl.  He does get several semi-nude and rear nudity scenes.

Saving Zoe (2019).  A girl named Echo and her boyfriend, Michael, investigate the murder of her older sister.  Nope.


Most Guys are Losers
(2020). College boy Michael seeks the approval of his girlfriend's dad, who wrote a book, Most Guys are Losers.  Nope.

Plan B: When a girl's crush, Michael, leaves a party with another girl, she gets even by having sex with a loser, and has to track down a Plan B, post-coitus contraceptive, before she gets pregnant. There's a lesbian character, but Michael is straight.

Fear Street:Two sisters at a summer camp in 1978.  One has sex with Michael.  

It's not looking good so far.  I'll just check one more.


The Holdovers
 
(2023). "Holdovers" are people who have to stay at a fancy prep school during the 1970  Christmas holiday: A cranky Classics teacher, a grieving cook, and some students, including jock Jason (Michael).  Two youtube guys with the bizarre name "the gay homosexuals" promise spoilers, but the first 10 minutes of their 30-minute review didn't reveal any gay subtexts. But Jason gets a girlfriend, quite a feat in an all-boy school.

More Michael after the break.  Warning: Explicit



Michael's instagram is noncommittal, mostly beefcake photos and discussions of how hot he is.  He's hugging a girl in a few, but she may be his costar on Insatiable. Other searches of social media sites get mixed up with people named Michael who are university provosts.




Gay hookup apps and porn sites reveal this guy, who looks sort of like Michael.  







And this penis, which definitely isn't his.

I couldn't find any evidence of Michael taking on gay roles or gay-subtext roles.  He seems to be typecast as a girl's boyfriend. 

And the coming-out videos are not actually from him.



But there are worse ways to spend a Sunday morning than looking at a cute straight guy.

See also: Gavin Munn's Cute/Cool Photos, Part 2: Splashing in puddles, diving in Tulum, surfing in Costa Rica

Michael Yerger: Bragging incessantly about being heterosexual




4 comments:

  1. Regarding 'A homophobic reviewer mentions that "gay homosexuals Nick and Joseph spoil the movie," but no such names appear in the cast list': you've misinterpreted search results. Nick and Joseph are irreverent, married film reviewers - see https://www.fishjellyfilms.com/about-us/about-us .

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    1. Oh, the reviewers are the "gay homosexuals." Thatnks for the clarification -- I didn't want to watch the full review, for obvious reasons.

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    2. Yes, but to clarify further, there's no homophobia whatsoever here - "Gay homosexuals Nick and Joseph spoil The Holdovers - a 2023 American comedy-drama film" is their own summary of their video review (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QllqBxDEoPs)

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    3. Two gay guys would deliberatly call themselves "homosexuals"? But that's a homophobic slur. Maybe they're trying to reclaim it. I'd better watch the review, to see if they really cover gay subtexts.

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